Friendster's Bulletin Board.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

My friendster bulletin board is flooded with lame things.


Things like:
What are you doing now?

If you are doing nothing, then don't POST THAT FUCKING QUIZ ON THE BULLETIN BOARD.

Who was the last person you text message to?

Nobody cares.


Especially some people, who pretend to have a wide circle of friends and might write something like this:

Who was the last person you text message to?
Erm.. A lor.. then after that B lor.. but C keep disturbing me so I text C also lor.. And D too!

One day, Friendster is going to be controlled by all these people.
Unless Friendster fights back and delete all these junk messages!

Fancy using the Bulletin board to post about about their daily life or whatever so.
It's used in a wrong way!

And I found something interesting, which I would like to share with everyone.
You might have seen this before.

Subject: a true boyfriend .
(Seriously, I swear this is the lamest thing I've ever come across in my whole life.)

When she walks away from you mad
[ cling onto her]

When she stares at your mouth
[ smile, and kiss her. ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ hit her back, and say i loveyou. ]

When she starts cursing at you
[ say im sorry. ]

When she's quiet
[ kiss her and askk why ? ]

When she ignores you
[ make her smile. ]

When she pulls away
[ pull her back , and kiss. ]

When you see her at her worst
[ tell her she's the best. ]

When you see her start crying
[ hug her & ask whats wrong. ]

When you see her walking
[ hold her hand tight. ]

When she's scared
[ give her warmth ]

When she lays her head on your
[ kiss her . ]

When she steals your favorite hat
[ help her wear it on.]

When she teases you
[ tickle her, & get closer. ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ askk her why ? ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ tell her i loveyou. ]

When she says that she likes you
[ tell her you love her back. ]

When she grabs at your hands
[ kiss her hand . ]

When she bumps into you
[ hug her and never let go. ]

When she tells you a secret
[ never let it out . ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ look at her and give her a kiss. ]

When she misses you
[ call her. & say ily. ]

When you break her heart
[ she's deeply hurt inside. ]

When she says its over
[ she stil loves you.]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]

I just have to tell you the truth before you apply all these retarded methods on your girlfriend.
She's bound to slap you if you follow these, I swear.

1) When she walks away from you, just fuck off.
No girl enjoy being disturbed when she's mad at you.

2) When she's staring at your mouth, wise up! There's a chunk of vegetable sticking in between your teeth and you still have the cheek to kiss her? EWW.

3) If you hit her back when she hit you first, it will be the dumbest thing you could ever do.
Because she'll be so mad at you and worst still, you still dare to kiss her? You're bound to lose your eyeballs in a second or so.

4) When a girl curses at you eg. "Walao you very cibai you know smelly fucktard!" Why say sorry? You're just giving her the idea that you're weak and timid if you apologise. Girls love guys who know what's wrong and right...... and strong.

5) When a girl's quiet, she's just thinking or worrying about something. You may ask "Are you okay?" or "Baby, why are you so quiet?" but don't KISS HER. You're just irritating her for goodness sake.

6) If she ignores you, just keep quiet and surprise her with something like a bouquet of roses or something else. Don't keep following her like a dog and she'll bound to run away from you.

7) If a girl pulls away from you when you're kissing her, then your lips should already be sending your brain cells the tiniest bit of signal that she's not ready or she doesn't like you at all. Why pull her back and kiss her again? Just keep quiet and she'll be think twice and come back for more.

8) When you sees her at her worst, just give her some time to run away!

9) When she's crying, just kiss her on her forehead and hug her in your arms. She needs comfort and warmth. "Everything will be alright dear.." :)

10) When she takes your hat, hug her and tell her that she looks great in it. She's not a 4 years old kid. She knows how to wear a hat for god's sake.

11) When she doesn't answer for a long time, hug and tell her "it's alright."

12) When she looks at you with doubt, you're in for trouble. Jump off a cliff to prove that you love her.

13) When she says she likes you, hug and kiss her. Action speaks louder than words, right?

14) When she grabs your hands, she wants something. Why kiss her hand? It's her lips that you should be aiming for.

15) When she tells you a secret, say "Waa you trust me ah?" and laugh with her.

16) When you break her heart, she wants you to apologise and promise her that you'll never do it again.

17) When she repost this bulletin, it means that you're totally stupid and just don't get her hints.



From now onwards.

Monday, October 29, 2007

I shall bear no grudges against anyone anymore.

I'm so over him o' please.
I've moved on.

To something else at the moment.

Haha, and thats having fun! :)

Guys are just a waste of our time.
-roll eyes-


Halloween was love!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

I wanted to blog last night but I was kinda lazy...

So here it is :)

Halloween was so FUN!!!!!!

Jiale, Jiawen, Thadsha and I went to Escape Theme Park for some spooky experiences yesterday.
It was quite scary and everyone didn't dare to went inside because of the eerie atmosphere and rotting zombies were invading the whole place..

Haha, exaggerating :)

They were just promoting their nEbO club membership stuffs and in the end, we signed up -.-

But there was this snake man who kept disturbing us with his smelly snake(it's a real one!) and we end up running around like lunatics.

We saw Sandy, Charlene, Zena, Marinah, Denise, Weimin and her bf.
wm and her bf were really sweet together! :)

Then we went in and saw some crestians over there.

And there was this performance on the stage which we didn't even bother to go for because we......................

went for the SUPER MAN RIDE!

And I was wearing this skirt and it was flying all around!!

Everyone can see my panties already right :(
But luckily, I wore a black pants inside HAHAHAHA :P

Cannot let the guys eat my tofu okay good!

Speaking of guys...
There was this blonde guy with his little brother!

He was SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!!!!

Haha, despite all these cute little boys..

Nevermind, the fortune teller told me and thadsha that we would forget all our sorrows that have been holding us for so long....

In fact, whatever the fortune teller told us was exactly the same! Haha :D

First the rollercoaster! (VERY EXCITING!)
I was holding onto Thadsha's breast and accidentally plucked it off through the exciting moments but don't worry, I help her put back okay 123 good.

Then we went for the ride (spinning thing) and there was this super cute guy who suddenly showed me his beautiful brown eye..

And he said I also got brown eye too HAHAHAHAHA!

And behind us was this irritating bitch who interrupted me and his precious moments!

Woo your head laaaaaaa!!!!!

Then Thadsha and I sat on the spaceship (mind you, we are not aliens ;))

And this guy who wore specs with a bloody face came to disturb us.

At first I was asking Thadsha why both of us are the only one sitting on the spaceship only.
Then his head suddenly popped out of nowhere and I was shocked.

Then Thadsha was laughing.. LOL!!

And he went to Thadsha and put his face near to hers and she suddenly look at me and both of us started laughing!

We chatted for a minute or so and he asked us which school we were from and other stuffs..
Then he called my brown eyed guy and both of them put their faces near ours and both of us started laughing again.

Haha, it was really fun because they were friendly and..... FLIRTY!


"Walao that guy so cute eh!"


"Nvm, I go see other guys ;P

"OOoohh! I think that looks cute!"

Then we spinned around and laughed crazily and even though it wasn't that thrilling, we screamed for fun! :)

When it was over, everyone started lifting their thing and was leaving and we were the only one left!

"gladys pngggg how to lift up??!!"
"-laugh- i dont know!! why the others can lift one??"
"i can lift up already!!!!!"
"gladys pnggg help me!!!!!!!!!"

Lol, I was helping her to lift up but it was so hard and in the end I knocked my leg against the stupid spaceship!

Then THADSHA'S SAVIOUR ran over and laughed at us!

"Haha, need my help right?"

He lifted up and Thadsha sweared, "Suck my blood la!!"

Lol, then I didn't hear what he said to her but he put his hands over her waist and she didn't even know it laa!

Hahas, and we called him the oolala guy.

When we were leaving, he said "Bye darlings!"

Lols, sweet laa.
If not he wouldn't have captured Thadsha's heart! Haha :P

Then we went for the fortune telling and the parrot was really damn adorable :)

And we walked to the stage and watched the performance.

This one look like lee moy moy! HAHAHAHAHA

Thadsha said that this was my boyfriend.. Quite cute eh :)

The host wanted 5 groups of 4 on the stage and we quickly joined!

Call us crazy man, but it's only once in a lifetime..

Then we chose Thadsha as the leader and we dressed her as a mummy.

We were second and didn't win the first prize.. :(

But anyway, we got to appear on Straits times and Channel 5!
Hahas, don't know whether true or not laa.. But I think the vampire is just joking with us!!!!!

Then we went to play the spinning spaceship again because......
yeah *ahem*

While walking to

We repeated the whole process again and went home around 11.45pm! :)

Here are some of the photos.....
The Zombies' Dance


Kinda nervous.. So took photos of our feet..

Haunted House :O

Me(I wasn't wearing a yellow skirt! I wore a black one okay!) , Jiawen, Jiale

Thanks girlfriend for the great night again, I love you all!

Oh and thadsha showed me some photos.. Pretty cute! :)

And Thadsha's favourite pic..........

And why the reason it turned out so good..

And here are some of the photos that I wanted to upload for this week..

Can you believe that the clouds were that black on that day??

2/7 horny boys! :) Gonna miss you people..

Red, Purple, Green!

Candid :)

2/7's prized asset.

Shopping for Halloween's items!
Ended up camwhoring :)

Clouds outside my house :)

Camwhoring on the last day of school.... :'(

She wanted me to do that! :P

When I have the time to take a photo of my witch hat, I will upload okay!

Note: My cough is recovering :D


Hating Fridays

Friday, October 26, 2007

I'm not going to care anymore.

I'm really irritated.

From now on, I'm going to hate Fridays.

I'm still having my fucking cough, and desperately waiting for it to go away.

And whatever it is, I'm so not going to entrust my thoughts to that freak.
So he can just forget about trying to hypnotize me in telling him how I feel about his b.friend!


Okay good, I'm feeling better now.


And I bought a freaking Hello Kitty spoon!


Sigh, I think I'm like so boring nowadays..

When I want to laugh or say something funny, I will keep coughing and I will forget what I wanted to say.

Sorry people if I don't laugh with you or crack a joke with you nowadays.
I want to but.................

Okay, fuck the cough.
Fuckety fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Lol, today JiaLe and I had fun laa :)

But I kept coughing and FUCK THE COUGH AGAIN.

I kept scolding cibai and stuffs..
And I think Jiale was quite irritated.. Hahas, SORRY JIALE!

And my mother was kinda harsh..
Nvm, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Talking about harsh..
We went to the Takashimaya "Food Palace" and we sat down and started staring at the Menu.

Everything was so expensive and not suitable for my fucking cough, so I ordered French Fries only which happened to be the cheapest food in the menu.

And that freaking asshole looked at me as if I've got no money to buy anything at all and he chuckled! If I didn't have that fucking irritating cough, I would have bought the whole stuff in the menu list!!!!!!

And then, I'm going to repeat that Fridays are so fucked up again.
Yes it is.

Oh and by the way, we've got free tickets from our friends to tomorrow's HALLOWEEN PARTY SO WE ARE GOING TOMORROW!

If I see anyone familiar there, I'm so going to scare him/her or even, KICK THEM!!!!!

For fun =)
Maybe for hatred too.
If I hate them.
(I don't know)


New album!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007


Carnival Ride

I'm a really great fan of hers, thats why I even included the song "Don't forget to remember me" into our History project!

I must download all her songs by.... next week! :)

Sigh, tomorrow will be the last day of school, and most probably I will just hug my friends and cry because we can't get into the same class or something else.

-cough cough-

Haha, that was real. I'm down with a sickening cough which has been stopping me from laughing these few days and I hate it!

Anyway, I really can't wait for Halloween!
(Though I'm not sure if everyone else can go..)

IMVU has been selling Halloween outfits (for your avatar) and one of the witches' outfit caught my eyes!
Click here to see it.

And talking about IMVU............

I was invited to a chat by this unknown guy and he's soooooooooooooooo desperate.

Our conversation went like this:
"Hi I am a 27 years old korean."
"Are you single?"
"Yes, but I am enjoying every single minute of it."
"Are you hot?"
"No. Quite fat... and ugly too."
"Oh its okay.......... I looking for gf."
"I see. Why did you tell me that for..?"
"Because I want you."
"................................... Fuck off."

Seriously, he's stupid and insane.

"..... Why?"
"Because I don't like you and I fucking don't know you."
"I am korean but I now in singapore"
"Good then I suggest you to go geyland and find one girlfriend. They offer extra service to you too."
"Just fuck off."
"I WANT YOU!!!!!"

Okay, end of conversation.

He's damn scary and yes, he is.

In fact, all IMVU guys are. Tsktsk.


Halloween's coming soon!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Hey everyone!

Halloween's coming soon and I just can't wait!

So what do you think?
This is the first year I'll be celebrating Halloween so I'm definitely excited!

Hmm... Speaking of Halloween, I've got some costumes in mind..

So cool right! ;)
(But wearing this makes you look so sex deprived so that you can attract some old and horny men)

But Halloween is an occasion everyone should enjoy!
(Though one of my USA friends in IMVU told me that it's a festival about ghosts and witches)

And there'll be this Halloween party at Escape Theme Park which includes:
  • Best Dressed
  • Games
  • & more..
Lol, I'm not really sure.
Credits go to Jiawen for telling me these!

I'll get more information from her soon!

But before that, I think you have to register for it first.

I could have gotten more info from her if I went to school today.
Lol, but I'm down with cough and some asshole thingy.

Yesterday, I went to the Pasir Ris Clinic for a checkup because the day before my asshole was bleeding and the whole toilet bowl was filled with blood.

The doctor wanted to insert this freaking huge metal stick into my asshole and I cried.
Yeah, because I was afraid that it would hurt or something.

But in the end, I let her put inside because she say it might be cancer or something else.

It was so fucking painful!!!!

I was kicking the wall and screaming and crying and the doctor gave me tissues and calmed me down.
(Jiawen was so shocked after she called me, lol)

After that, she told me that she had to prescribe me some pills(big and long) and I had to insert the pill every night into my asshole.

So last night, I inserted the long pill which looked like a bullet.

No pain, but it was really disgusting! Haha.

The main cause of this bleeding ass thing is because of.......


(Read the previous post to see the stupid teddy bear bread)



Saturday, October 20, 2007

Before accusing me, please read thoroughly what I've written.
(Unless you failed your english or something else)

"Everything is made and designed by me unless stated otherwise."
Press the navig-'site' to see for goodness sake.

I have to emphasize on that phrase just in case you can't see it.
Thank me for that.

You could have just made a fool of yourself :)


Rain rain, please don't go away.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

So here's what I'll do during a cold and rainy day:

  • Eat steamboat.
  • Laze around.
  • Upload photos.
  • Update blog.
  • Mess up my room. (You might be asking, "WHY?"... Who knows why? That's what the rain can do to me)
  • Taking out some new magazines and start reading them again and again.
I've done all of them.
Except for updating my blog of course.

So...... what should I start first?

Bugis trip?

Uhh... East coast park or Expo outing?

East Coast park first alright?
There're million of photos awaiting to be uploaded into this post, hahas.

So, here are the pictures :)

Gina's legs :D

This chao ah beng wanted to commit suicide because he got no money to buy cigarettes :(

Stupid uncle charge us an additional $2!

things I bought from Expo :)

My adorable big-eyed cushion....

My pig water dispenser- $4.45!

"Is this a pile of shit?"
"NO!! It's my strawberry cushion seat.... HEHEHEHE! "

I regretted buying this. Waste of money.

Okay, I didn't edit them.. I'm really busy nowadays..
So, yeah :)

And yesterday's photos.....

Topshop! That black dress! -sniffles-

A glamorous pose for JewelFest '07.

Camwhorers in toilet doing serious business.

Ghostly but not scary :P (I was wondering why the ghost was so sad- MELDUAN)

Lol, ferocious monsters!

MUHAHAHA! (Stupid price tag above my head)

pig and kitten..

I am the uglier monster(DUH) scaring my own daughter!
(the other monster is blind because of the price tag! Told cha that the pricetag was evil)

Camwhoring way too much.

A simple post card and a splendid outcome!

Not forgetting my outing with Thadshaa!
Though it was just both of us, it was another great girls' outing again!

And bought this yellow off shoulder top..
(time to shed off those excessive fats)

Halloween's 31st of october, fancy a dressup party anyone?

Heh, just dug my closet yesterday and found some unknown tops.
They're nice!

Oh and by the way, there's this new bakery shop at Pasir Ris Central which bakes......

Teddy bear bread with chocolate fillings!

And thats the end of my blogpost for today :)

Ps: I think my brain's not working anymore. So please do not tell me things that will require the usage of brain cells and stuffs, sorry for the inconvenience caused.

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