Prcs school rules

Monday, March 31, 2008

As a girl, I feel pretty stressed in my school as there're so many rules to follow.


Take a look at Prcs school rules and the consequences if you break one of these rules:
(Prcs, which is the abbreviation of Pasir Ris Crest Secondary is my school, which is a pretty sad thing actually.)


  • Do not leave your textbooks underneath the table (Consequences: Textbooks are to be confiscated)
  • Girls' fringes should be all clipped up like a geek. Even every baby/tiny/micro hair is also to be neatly clipped up. (Consequences: Hair to be cut like a obasa)
  • CCA such as volleyball and basketball are only entitled to boys. (Consequences: Most probably you'll be transferred to another CCA)
  • No coloured bra allowed. (Consequences: Send back home and report back with a white bra to show that you're pure)
  • Books that are related to horror or magical things such as witches will be confiscated (Consequences: Will be confiscated and not be returned to you for the rest of your life)

My point of view for these rules are:

  • Do not leave your textbooks underneath the table.
(Main aim: To let every students to get a cool hunchback like the guy from the Disney movie, Hunchback of Notre Dame)

  • Girls' fringes should be all clipped up like a geek. Even every baby/tiny/micro hair is also to be neatly clipped up.
(Main aim: Earn more money by cheating the girls to buy more clips from the bookshop.)

  • CCA such as volleyball and basketball are only entitled to boys.
(Main aim: The principal is a sexist. Enough said.)

  • No coloured bra allowed.
(Main aim: White means purity, which is means that every PRCS student is still a virgin.)

  • Books that are related to horror or magical things such as witches will be confiscated.
(Main aim: Principal scared that the gothic students will do voodoo magic and believe that ghosts exist in his office.)


Yes, that's the whole secret plan of the rules.

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