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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Hi, want to get a fashionable yet high tech handphone for yourself/girlfriend/boyfriend/parents/relatives/spouse/gay partner?

Oh yes, you may want to consider about N81!

Black: Sleek, sexy + many functions too!!!

Phone

Phone type

Quadband

Networks

GSM 850, GSM 900, GSM 1800, GSM 1900

Connectivity options

3G, Bluetooth, A2DP, USB, WLAN

Physical design

Form factor

Slider

Dimensions (W x D x H)

102 x 50 x 17.9 mm

Weight w/battery

140 g

Secondary display resolution

x pixels

General

LCD display size

2.4-inch QVGA

Color LCD?

Yes

Performance

Operating system

Symbian OS

Max. talktime (in hours)

4 hours

Max. standby time (in hours)

384 hours

Internal memory

8000 MB

Multimedia

Built-in digital camera?

Yes

Maximum camera resolution

2 megapixels


Nokia N81 - user opinions and reviews


The Fm radio is great and you DONT NEED TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET to use it.Your headphones act as a antenna. -Alvin

i loooooove this phone, i jsut bought it 2 days ago and simply its amazing. sound is the best and the performance is really great!!! i juuust love it! -moni

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It's quite slim(to me) and is a totally fashionable gadget.
If you don't like black, you can just fill the handphone with crystals or beads or curtains or whatever la!
(Will look good with BLACK!)

Can haolian your handphone to your friends~

Can use your handphone in the dark without being seen!
(Especially when smsing at night when you're supposed to be in bed ;D)



It comes together with a external 2GB memory card(which means you can store up to 900+ songs!)


The condition of my N81 IS 10/10!!


I haven't even used before lor..

No scratches, nothing at all!

As good as BRAND NEW!



Selling it at $550.
(Together with 2GB memory card and other stuffs that are already included when it was newly bought)

If you are interested, please email me at desperatefor.glamour@gmail.com

Any queries do email me too!

Price can be negotiated =)

WARNING: NO DEAD BUYERS =)

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Library's books are................. HORNY!

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Thadsha and I spent one hour reading through this book called, "Everything you need to know about Teenagers' Bodies".


IF YOU ARE UNDER 12 YEARS OLD, PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!!!!


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Guys' penis, EWWWWWWW. Have you(if you're a guy) ever done that?!

What girls will go through during puberty!

Thadsha and I spend 30 minutes laughing at this!!!!

Why does the pubic hair looks like instant noodles?!

How to check your vagina? =.=

Though I'm a girl, it looks disgusting TO ME!!!

Thadshaayiniy getting so engrossed in the book!!


End of R21 Post.


Ever wonder how we naughty students finish our recess in time?


The giant =)


Random thought: Should I go back to my primary school to visit the teachers? Hmm..

bitching

New route to Pasir Ris Park!

Monday, February 04, 2008

CNY'S IN JUST 3 DAYS AWAY!

steamboat steamboat..



School was alright today, except for the few times of urine urgency again!
(I think it's coming back, BECAUSE OF THADSHAAYINIY WOMAN!!!!!!)

Recess was SOOOO DAMN funny okay!

We were practically laughing at everyone who walked past us!
Everyone looked like monk, monkeys, pandas, ant-eaters, giraffe and many more!!

Heheehehehe, after school I saw this freaking cute guy sitting at the table wearing home clothes talking to some teacher from PRCS.

Okay la, not very cute.. But then I just find him kinda cute!!!!

Anyway, breast and I went to Whitesands to eat our cowboy noodle again.

After using the disgusting vegetables to enhance my noodle taste, I threw away the vegetables and Breast just insisted on taking a picture with the beautiful garden I had created:

SO extra right? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

Looks perfect...... HEHEHEE.


I don't know why Whitesands let china people rule over the 1st storey!

When you enter Whitesands, the first thing you will see are China stores!
(eg. food, accessories, necklace)

Last week, I approached one of the stall vendors and asked for the price of this "not very pretty but average looking" necklace.

I could find this anywhere at Bugis Street for a few bucks, but they were selling it at $14.90!!
Somemore it's china quality!!

But anyway, the food was pretty cheap so we bought malt candy.

I just miss those secondary 1 days when we will all go Downtown east and buy the $1 malt candy!! :)

Here's how the ORIGINAL malt candy looks like:

Sticky but YUMMY!

Instead of taking a bus home, we decided to walk to Downtown east.

I saw the new route to the park and Breast agreed to explore it!!

It is beautiful can?! =)
It's very...... peaceful, very quiet yet interesting at the same time.

A very very clean route.

I like the shelter houses because there're plants growing on top of them!!

Pond! (Couples can sit on the benches and enjoy.... mosquito bites)

There were a few bangalas hiding behind the bushes like some animals..

They looked at us as if they haven't seen any human being before in their whole life!!!
The way they stared at us was like an owl preying on a mouse or something..

And we spend 30 minutes laughing at their retarded faces AGAIN!!!!!! HEHEHE =)

Breast spending some time with nature.. THINKING ABOUT NATURE. Ahem.

Scotching sun... (unedited)

And here's the edited version by ME, GLADYS THE GLAMOROUS. MUHAHAHA!
(Don't bother using this picture without crediting me, because i've put my link in it!! :P)

It's kinda cool to get exposed to nature sometimes. Clear your mind, argh.

Singapore's...... HOT!

We walked further to the isolated part of the park, and SAW A CHIPMUNK!

SO DAMN CUTE OKAY!!!

It ran until as if there's no tomorrow.

There were a lot of yellow and blue birds flying around, and the sea breeze was blowing gently to our face...... Ahhhhh......

WE SAW FLAMINGOS TOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Cos it was low tide, then there were a lot of birds in the sea trying their luck to catch some fishes. I wanted to scare the flamingos but I remembered watching the "7 Sisters Ocean" when I was primary 3 about this young woman committed suicide in the sea, so I didn't dare to go near the sea anymore. Hehehehe =)

And BREAST AND I DIGGED A BEAUTIFUL SEASHELL OKAY!!!!!!

I wanted to bring home but.................. so soggy and I was afraid there would be some living retarded corpse in it.. =(

So we walked to the bus stop and parted there.



While walking home, there were 3 retarded malay people behind me.

Just cannot leave me alone in peace one you know!
They suddenly came beside me and look at me and started to walk faster than me.


I was wondering was it some kinda MINAH marathon?!

The girls dressed like prostitutes and I gave them the "Fuck off bitches" looks.
But due to the lack of brain cells in their brain, they didn't get it and started scaring the other Hai Sing Catholic students.



Seriously, these malay people have nothing else better to do.

Why don't they just fuck their own mother cibai and rest in pleasure? =)

Oh ya, and before I forget, here's a backview of them.
(Just in case you meet these three assholes, you'd know what to do)

Something to note, the white shirt guy is dating the yellow girl.
So if you're pretty enough, you can bitch the guy and get the girl really really jealous.

The middle one's just an extra one.

So if any fat pigs want her, you can take her too =)


Hope they're reading this.

And yes, I'm defaming you these two whores and that bastard.
What goes around comes around..... yeah?

"dont you think it's time you remove your private picture?" (breast referring to the private photo I had in friendster)
"I was hoping for you to say that. Give me some time to do that..."

Sigh, my heart is in a mess.

blogskins

CNY blogskin

Sunday, February 03, 2008

It's a freaking cold rainy day now.
What a 'nice weather' to spend my lonely Sunday :(

I'm supposed to do my homework, but my eyes are closing somehow.............

I WANT STEAMBOAT!!!!!!!

Hahas, and that I have to wait for 3 more days before touching a proper steamboat :(
By then, I'd already be dying of steamboatless.

ANYWAY, this year is actually the first year I managed to do a Chinese New Year blogskin to celebrate it.

Hahas, and here is the link.

http://www.blogskins.com/info/176988


Quite retarded looking, but the fan is drawn by ME OKAY!
See, I'm so sincere and hardworking when it comes to blogskinning, but when it comes to studies........ HAHA.

It's not really nice looking or whatever shit, but it's the thought that counts right?! =)

So you guys ought to love it. Heheheheehe.


HAPPY ADVANCED CHINESE NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE! <3



And he's not going to come back anymore...... anymore.

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CNY shopping spreee!

Saturday, February 02, 2008

So after many posts about CNY shopping spree, I finally went on one, with THADSHAAYINIY.

Went Bugis Junction and as usual, there were many twits.

I don't understand, fatness.

It's pretty nice.. but don't understand why she's wearing a beach hat on a rainy day though.

Tragic sight, but still we have to continue our journey hunting for gorgeous clothes..


While walking, something jumped out and swing towards us!!!

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Looks like Chucky the doll killer right?!

We entered the shop Viola and that's where I bought my first top!

Ya la, this is my CNY top! Thadsha choose it for me. Bought it for $29.90! HAHAAHAHA :)

Hehehehe :)



So we walked, searching for other more nice tops..
But apparently, the clothes there were either 50 bucks and more, so we went to Bugis Street and search for more gorgeous ones..

We walked past this store which was selling perfume bottles.

I was so fascinated by the pumpy ones from the 80s that I took a picture of the perfumes..
But the auntie looked so irritated by me. Thadsha added more oil to the fire by saying "Waa you behave like a tourist you know!!" I slapped Thadsha's back and told her, "See laa why you call me take pictures ahh!"

And I walked away in embarassment.

Pretty...... :(


But before we leave, there's just one thing we needed to do.................






AND YES, IT'S CALLED CAMWHORING!!!!!


We walked slowly to bugis street(since it was so near) and got a glimpse at some performance by botak china men..



And these two little children got scolded by the security guard for 'bathing' there illegally..
I guess the security guard didn't want the two kids to pollute the water with their smelly sweat and their cum. (Cos they were playing with those kind of sexually pleasurable looks)



Hahas, so they walked away angrily without masturbating. Awwwww :(


The breast affair!



And Thadsha was telling me about this cute guy..
(Right side of the picture)

THOSE SKINNIES. OUT OF THE CUTE GUYS' LIST.

Kiasu Singaporeans watching China people performing..


We went Bugis Street and there were so many clothes and bags la!!!!!

Shopping heaven can??!

The price range are $5-$30 over there.
Hahas, cheap yet chic!

While walking with all sorts of people (twits, gays, lesbians, ah lian ah beng, emo people, perverts), finally I found one CUTE DRESSSS!!!!!!!!!!




Bought it at a unbelievably cheap price!!! =)

Hahas, after squeezing, being touched, being squashed at Bugist Street, we decided that it was enough.

But before that, we entered the Zinc Shop because Thadsha saw a cute malay guy... but there was a indian guy who kept staring at Thadsha's incredibly huge boobs..

When we were about to leave, the cute malay guy (as defined by Thadsha breast) asked for her number and claimed to be asking on behalf of that indian guy who stared at her nehneh.

Hahas, of course she didn't give la..

"That guy look so fucking ugly I don't want to give laaaaa"
"SHIT!! just now I help you give you know!!!"
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"But I gave the last number wrongly."

Hahaha, we spent 30 minutes laughing at retards and the asking number thing and laughed our way to the Mrt Station.

When we reached Whitesands, Breast stopped me from leaving the train and shouted, "LOOK THERE LETS TAKE A PICTURE!"

And taadaaaaaa!
she took a retarded cannot-even-see picture of us in the train -.-


At the same time, we saw many NS guys at Whitesands!

Some were so damn cute laaaaaa! Hehehehee =)

But anyway, we went to Ice Lemon Tee to get some nice tops, but I got another tube top instead.
Anyway, it's' only $10.95.. so whatever lor!


Hehe, the ribbon's the best =)

After that, we went to the toilet and did our favourite thing.

Hmmm........








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CAMWHORING!

HAHAHAAH :) THANK YOU FOR tolerating my camwhore-ness.


"iie am twiitx w0rhx!"

heexheex.. iie lurbbx breastx!






There'll always be a retarded side of us. hehehe.

After our camwhoring session, we went to MacDonalds and grab a bite.
THADSHA BREAST FORCED ME TO EAT and I went back home with a huge stomach and I almost vomitted la!

But the good thing is that she went back home with a huge stomach and the feeling to vomit like me too ;)

HAHAHAAHAS. But anyway, thank you darl for putting up with my fickleness and the bugis street human jam!!!! :D

MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST =)




Sigh.
"Whatever it is, he's just a dick. a jerk. a retard. Just fuck off from my life, asshole."

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