My friendster bulletin board is flooded with lame things.

Seriously.

Things like:
What are you doing now?
Nothing.

If you are doing nothing, then don't POST THAT FUCKING QUIZ ON THE BULLETIN BOARD.

Who was the last person you text message to?
ABC.

Nobody cares.

For goodness sake, NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

Especially some people, who pretend to have a wide circle of friends and might write something like this:

Who was the last person you text message to?
Erm.. A lor.. then after that B lor.. but C keep disturbing me so I text C also lor.. And D too!


One day, Friendster is going to be controlled by all these people.
Unless Friendster fights back and delete all these junk messages!

Fancy using the Bulletin board to post about about their daily life or whatever so.
It's used in a wrong way!

And I found something interesting, which I would like to share with everyone.
You might have seen this before.

Subject: a true boyfriend .
(Seriously, I swear this is the lamest thing I've ever come across in my whole life.)

When she walks away from you mad
[ cling onto her]

When she stares at your mouth
[ smile, and kiss her. ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ hit her back, and say i loveyou. ]

When she starts cursing at you
[ say im sorry. ]

When she's quiet
[ kiss her and askk why ? ]

When she ignores you
[ make her smile. ]

When she pulls away
[ pull her back , and kiss. ]

When you see her at her worst
[ tell her she's the best. ]

When you see her start crying
[ hug her & ask whats wrong. ]

When you see her walking
[ hold her hand tight. ]

When she's scared
[ give her warmth ]

When she lays her head on your
shoulder
[ kiss her . ]

When she steals your favorite hat
[ help her wear it on.]

When she teases you
[ tickle her, & get closer. ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ askk her why ? ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ tell her i loveyou. ]

When she says that she likes you
[ tell her you love her back. ]

When she grabs at your hands
[ kiss her hand . ]

When she bumps into you
[ hug her and never let go. ]

When she tells you a secret
[ never let it out . ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ look at her and give her a kiss. ]

When she misses you
[ call her. & say ily. ]

When you break her heart
[ she's deeply hurt inside. ]

When she says its over
[ she stil loves you.]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]

I just have to tell you the truth before you apply all these retarded methods on your girlfriend.
She's bound to slap you if you follow these, I swear.


1) When she walks away from you, just fuck off.
No girl enjoy being disturbed when she's mad at you.

2) When she's staring at your mouth, wise up! There's a chunk of vegetable sticking in between your teeth and you still have the cheek to kiss her? EWW.

3) If you hit her back when she hit you first, it will be the dumbest thing you could ever do.
Because she'll be so mad at you and worst still, you still dare to kiss her? You're bound to lose your eyeballs in a second or so.

4) When a girl curses at you eg. "Walao you very cibai you know smelly fucktard!" Why say sorry? You're just giving her the idea that you're weak and timid if you apologise. Girls love guys who know what's wrong and right...... and strong.

5) When a girl's quiet, she's just thinking or worrying about something. You may ask "Are you okay?" or "Baby, why are you so quiet?" but don't KISS HER. You're just irritating her for goodness sake.

6) If she ignores you, just keep quiet and surprise her with something like a bouquet of roses or something else. Don't keep following her like a dog and she'll bound to run away from you.

7) If a girl pulls away from you when you're kissing her, then your lips should already be sending your brain cells the tiniest bit of signal that she's not ready or she doesn't like you at all. Why pull her back and kiss her again? Just keep quiet and she'll be think twice and come back for more.

8) When you sees her at her worst, just give her some time to run away!

9) When she's crying, just kiss her on her forehead and hug her in your arms. She needs comfort and warmth. "Everything will be alright dear.." :)

10) When she takes your hat, hug her and tell her that she looks great in it. She's not a 4 years old kid. She knows how to wear a hat for god's sake.

11) When she doesn't answer for a long time, hug and tell her "it's alright."

12) When she looks at you with doubt, you're in for trouble. Jump off a cliff to prove that you love her.

13) When she says she likes you, hug and kiss her. Action speaks louder than words, right?

14) When she grabs your hands, she wants something. Why kiss her hand? It's her lips that you should be aiming for.

15) When she tells you a secret, say "Waa you trust me ah?" and laugh with her.

16) When you break her heart, she wants you to apologise and promise her that you'll never do it again.

17) When she repost this bulletin, it means that you're totally stupid and just don't get her hints.