I am not going to wear my new specs to school.

It's confirmed.

I can't even see properly in those specs.
It's so weird :(

Today's a boring day.
Nothing happened so far..

Well, I guess I'll go and revise now..
Goodbyeeeee :D

I'm turning into a red geek soon.
On monday.

Okay.

I feel so sad.

Ahh,

I feel so sad.

Ahh,

I feel so weird.

Ahh,

I feel so stupid.

Ahh,

I feel so nerd.

But anyway,
GLADYS IS TURNING INTO A GEEK.





Because I'm going to kill you on monday :)

Walao, I look like a zombie a frankestein a ghost a banshee a obasa a cock a vagina a ah pek a ah ma a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!


But then, I like the specs.......................

STILL, the specs look pretty weird on me, yeah?

I'm putting UV protection in my lens, so don't worry!
No sun can kill me!
(HAHAHAHAHA!)


Yes, we are! :)

Conclusion: I think geeks are hot! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Tell me about it.


WHO SENDS A PATHETIC CHEQUE OF ONLY THREE DOLLARS AND THIRTY CENTS?

Fine, I was supposed to get $5.30 and I got kinda happy as it was the first 5 bucks I've earned working outside.

But thanks to the mail postage and everything, they took away 2 BUCKS FROM MY PAY!

Walao, suck their breast la.

Anyhow take away my money!!
2 bucks is not little u know!

Fuck.
I guess I have to start an online shop soon to earn some money soon!

And then, I will be selling Little Miss/Mr Tees!

MUHAHAHAHA!


Anyway, I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM UP SOON LALALALALALALA!!
GRAH!!!!!!!

Gladys has now officially become a monster.

So.... today Thadsha and I went to whitesands to do some studying.


Purely science and maths, duh.


Thats the two subjects that are important for me now....
Because I'm very weak so I have to PULL THEM UP.


The first person who striked a conversation with me when I entered the library was.....



Yes,

A SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER CUTE GUY!


And guess what?
He's only primary 4, I think.


"Do you want to fold a heart for charity?"
"Uh.... How to fold?"
"Come... I teach you.."

So sweet right?

Don't worry, in 10 years' time he's going to be my BOYFRIEND!


Of course, a natural talent like me learned to fold the heart very quickly, unlike THADSHA BREAST who was struggling and telling my 'boyfriend' how naughty I am.

"You know ah... This girl here ah keep talking about sex one.. So many teachers complain to me that she's so naughty and talkative.. Er-yer.."


After folding the hearts, we laughed at some old stinky men and then I gave her my Cornotos(don't know how to spell la) and she ate the whole packet!!

Thank goodness I brought another packet along..


Here's some photos we took at the library :D

After that, we went outside the mall and called several people.

ONE OF THEM FUCKING CALLED ME TO FUCK OFF AND I AM SO AFFECTED BY THIS BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE TO CALL ME FUCK OFF YOU CHAO CI BAI NO LANJIAO AND LANPA LA FUCK U HOPE UR PIG ORGANS ROT!!!!!


In the end, we went to Bugis for window shopping.


When we reached Lavender, I just needed to PEE so badly and I swear it was going to come out anytime! (I was wondering what would be Thadsha's reaction if I wet my pants in public)

Thank god I found a retarded toilet!!
(Shit was all over the place and it stinks to heaven)

So I just made sure I didn't step on the shit and put several layers of toilet paper on the seat before entrusting my life to it.

Of course, Thadsha told me, "If you ever PEE in public, u are so going to embarass me!!"

Hahaa, funny la she! Thats why I love her! (There's still 99 more reasons why I love her, HAHA)



When we reached Bugis, saw quite a number of retards so we just pointed at them and laugh.

WALAO, I TELL U NOW THE BUGIS CLOTHES ARE SO FUCKING NICE AND CHEAP IF I HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THIS WORLD I WILL BUY THE WHOLE BUGIS STREET!!



Tried bargaining for the yellow jacket that I've been yearning for months but the stupid auntie said,
"Aiyaa. Very cheap already u know anot!! Other shops sell $40 leh.. "

I couldn't be bothered by that stupid comment because obviously, she was exaggerating!!



So I went to another shop and the quality was much better and cheaper!
The clothes there were also nice and there was this off shoulder top that was really nice!


In the end, Thadsha bought the off shoulder top(black) and I bought my cute jacket(yellow) and we lived happily ever AFTER!!!!!

My blog isn't all about my daily life, but also interesting things!

After watching the Tyra Banks show, I decided to post about.....

Primordial Dwalves!


So here you are, wondering what the hell is that.

It is a human.
Just a little bit shorter than others.

Okay, a LOT MORE shorter.

And let me tell you, they're shorter than a baby.

Seriously.

Bridgette(left) is 17 years old and brad is 15.
(As featured in Tyra Banks show.)

Primordial Dwarves are the world's smallest people and they are really rare as there are only 100+ of them in the world.





I find them kinda cute though.

Their voices, oh, it's the best part!
I love their voices! It's so cuteee and cute and then cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Do you know that when they're born, they will have wear dolls' shoes?!

I really admire them for being so brave as they are able to face audience though they know they will be critisized and made fun of.

Its something that not many people can achieve..
So, yeah..


Today I saw him and I blushed :)


** I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BREAST IS HAPPENING BUT THE PHOTOS OF THE PRIMORDIAL DWALVES ARE NOT SHOWING UP! **
I apologise personally to everyone out here, but you can view the photos by searching 'primordial dwalves' at google image search :)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, I overslept and had a running fever!

But now, my fever's gone and I'm here, happily lazing around my sofa typing.
MUHAHAHAHAHA.

JiaLe also didn't go to school today,
and like what she've said, "LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER!"

Guess who I saw yesterday at Pasir Ris mrt station?

Xiaxue. Singapore's famous blogger.
She had heavy makeup on her face which was really....... white?

Before that, I was at Thadsha's house, webcamming with some of our seniors like Afiq and Varian which was really funny!

And Thadsha was spooking me out with the ghostly encounters that her sister had experienced..
-gulp-

When I went to the toilet, I forced her to wait for me outside because I was afraid if I opened the toilet door I'd see SOMETHING outside! :(

I think after going to her house I got a fever and headache!

Hahas, thank you THADSHA!!!!!!!

Yesterday we took quite a lot of photos of our toys that we had been sewing for the past few weeks?

Featuring...
MONSTERMAN WITH SOME OF HIS FRIENDS!!

(MONSTERMAN is my toy.)

My brother keeps hearing the stupid christmas song and its getting into my head!

And the lyrics are lame and disgusting.

Something like that:

On the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me,
one something something agency.
On the 2nd day of christmas my true love gave to me,
two giant breasts.
......
....
.....
On the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me,
fiveeeeeeeeee naked men.

Fine, the first verse's not somethingsomething agency.
I just don't know what she was singing about.

My brother's crazy about that song and I don't find it anything related to Christmas?!

What second day of christmas my true love gave me two giant breasts?!
Unless your puberty stage is still at level 1 when you're already 35 years old.

I think my brother's really weird.
Actually he've always been weird.

..
Just like ME! ;)

Argh, my yogurt is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1kg of yogurt....... finished in a week?!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Today, during home econs period Jiawen and I went to the toilet for 1 period!
She was testing out her handphone and I was her "MODEL".







Hahahahas!

I bought a box of HELLO KITTY chewing gum today!!!!!!!!
It's freaking hot and gorgeous.....

Damn, I want more!!!!!

Sigh, I'm getting more crazy..
Alright, I shall stop here now..




GOODBYE MY HELLO KITTY MATES!

I guess you guys are really sick of looking at the IMVU banner everytime you come to my blog, hahas.

So... heres an update!

Watched HSM II yesterday, it was good.
But not as good as the first one.

And I found out the scandal about Vanessa Anne Hudgens yesterday too.
She sent her nude photos to Zac Efron, wanting to tease him but a third party got hold of them and posted them online.

Well... I've got no comments.
But she's really not setting a good example to the LITTLE kids who really love HSM.

I wanted to post one of her photos here, but considering the amount of children under 21 reading my blog, I decided not to ;)
(Thanks to Yan Mae, who keep bugging me to give her the link!)

Oh, and before I forgot, I shall post the photos that I secretly took on 31st of August which was ACES Day!

Our school was holding this Principal Challenge and some sports activities too.

But of course, the Principal won the challenge because that was the PRINCIPAL CHALLENGE!
(Including his weird looking muscles too.)

And here's some photos:




Pretty stupid, but... yeah.

And here's some photos that I took during the holidays.
(Staying at home makes me emo.)






And some today:


Thadshainiy, here's a funny photo that you were laughing so much at on that day!


You guys might find it ORDINARY, but........ its unique in its way! Hahas! :)

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Hello everyone!

Good day isn't it?
Just the perfect day to laugh at retarded people on the bus :)

Thadsha aka Crispy Vagina and I have just created a new phrase!

Cool isn't it?

This was formerly created due to the stress and tension while talking to Thadshainiy.

I wanted to say Pussycat DOLLS, but ended up saying pussycat BALLS.
BLAHX. whatever.

Anyway, I've just transformed my ugly bedroom into a bee-u-ti-fool pink corner.

Notice, I used corner as I didn't really transform every single corner of my bedroom pink and bee-u-ti-fool.

Okay, this is when I'm going to enter my room.. I replaced my dangling pig curtains with these beautiful hello kitty ones!


There're still quite a few of it..
But I'm showing you guys two pictures only! :D

Today, Thadsha and I went Bugis to 'study' our science.
Fine, it wasn't really studying but just laughing and emo-ing.

I saw this super duper hot bloody red diesel specs!
I tried on it and it was hot la!
(I made it even hotter! Nah, just joking xD)

A MUST HAVE SPECTACLES FOR SHORT SIGHTED PEOPLE!!

I don't care.
By hook or by crook, I'm going to get my hands on it.

If any of you get its for me on my birthday, I'll love you even more!

Don't worry, my birthday's on 23rd November, so you can START SAVING NOW!!

:)

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS FINALLY RELEASED A NEW SONG! -- Gimme more.

Though she's.. you know, crazy but her voice is still there!
I love her songs! And I love this song -- Gimme more even more! :D

Alright, since I'm in a good mood now, you guys are entitled to download the song from my site only! Exclusively at my site- cookie-monster.net.tf!!

Oh and by the way, I used FileDen to host the file :)
(The file is 3.73MB and I reassure you that there's NO virus in it because I've already scanned it)

Click here to download Gimme more by Britney Spears.





Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
(thadsha should know this! ;D)