I found this in a forum and it is MAD funny and TRUE man.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

1 People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5 When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

I salute the writer :D

For your information, I pledged myself in POCC's website and guess what?!
(POCC stands for Power Over Cervical Cancer)
I won myself a pair of tickets to the premier screening of Pope Joan at Lido, Orchard!


Obviously, I invited my breast friend over to catch the movie with me!
In the train, her sandals tore so I took out some 'apparatus' to fix it. Walao she keep stapling the shoe! The people in front were like, "Woah.." HAHA!!




Once we (ran) reached there, there were pink booths set up and a BFF tree board!
There were many pretty pink goodie bags set aside for us too!

Went to redeem my tickets and got 2 goodie bags and a lady stepped forward to take a photo of us using her polaroid camera. So nice!!

The best part is the pink goodie bag...
Inside was..............

The Sticky candy had the word POCC on it, so cool right!
Yummy, and there were stuffs like: a pink bracelet, a bangle cum pen bracelet, a pink pen, a stick it, blogshop vouchers, BYSI voucher, underarm wax voucher (LOL), samples and many more!!


Then we took a polaroid photo......... :D


Before the movie started, we had a hard time CLIMBING into our seat area! Watch one movie must choose such a challenging and difficult place to sit.. Tsktsk!! I think we were such a disturbance to the crowd -_-

The movie lasted for 2 hr 30 minutes.
Well initially, both of us thought it was going to be a shitty boring movie, but it turns out to be super nice! It's about inequality between women and men back in the olden days in Rome, and there was this particular guy in the movie who made a STUPID comment,



So what?! A guy who reads or writes have a smaller manhood?!
Tsktsk, the ending was abit unexpected and a bit tragic.. Sigh :(


Walked around Orchard and decided to take MRT from Somerset..



Half lost, because Thadshayiniy was talking on the phone all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyy bllahxzx blahzxz blahzx blahzxz..

Finally, she decided to PUT DOWN the phone, so started a LITTLE camwhoring..



Okay the other photo looks like shit so I'm not going to post it here.


While in the train............


Omgosh I really love the polaroid!!

I think today was seriously very fun. I like allll the stuffs inside our goodie bags, I like the movie, I like the polaroid, I like how the event was planned and I love my breastie :)

HAHAHA.

YUMMYZ!
Yesterday Thadshayiniy and I went to Changi Village to get ourselves some SEAFOODFOOD!!

Life cannot get any better!

Throughout the bus journey, we were scared like mad when the bus went pass Old Changi Hospital -_-





I think the entire bus journey was like crazy -_- HAHAH!
After that, we settled at the food court and were SUPER tempted by the smell of the food..

Quickly placed our order and less than 10 mins, ta daa!




HUNGRY LIKE MAD!!



Within 15 minutes, this was the result :)


Clean and nice, we've actually helped the cleaners to "clean" the bowls too. Hehehe.
After gobbling down our food, we felt so wobbly and fat -_-

HAIZ. I am so glad I went jogging just now.
Can't believe I am like sooooooooo hell fat -_-


Anyway, on our way home, those assholes kept looking at us up and down. Must be thinking we are transvestites -_-

Hello, which part of us look like trans?!
Can't they hear us talking like normal girls?!


Damn shit.. Then Thadshayiniy suggested walking further up to the isolated bus stop..
I was so scared already then she pointed out to the posted, "Wil-! Your friend's name right?!"
"Er.. I think we should not talk about him now."

Then she burst out laughing like maddddd then I started laughing -_-
While crossing tthe road, we acted like some drunk asses laughing and crossing the road without even looking.

HAHA!! Super funny la..
She's someone who can reads me like a book and I love herrrrrrrrrr (Y)

:)

Update 8pm:
Every weekend when I'm free/bored at home, I'll hop on the bus to Whitesands to buy my favourite drink of all time - Soya milk with barley!!

Among all the Jollibean I've been to, only the outlet at Whitesands have the barley grain thingy..

If you're wondering what on earth is the barley grain thinggy I'm talking about, take a good look:



Just ask the auntie you want 薏米 (Barley grain thinggy) with soya milk, and be prepared to have the healthiest and most delicious drink in the whole world!!

They'll just charge you 30cents more for the 薏米, but it's totally worth your every cent :)


Fresh cold soya milk with munchy 薏米 on a hot Sunday afternoon..
Life never felt that good!


Since I was at Whitesands, I headed to Watsons at basement level and bought Palmer's skin therapy oil. It's a cocoa butter formulated oil with Vitamin E to treat scars..



Just in case you've noticed, I've stopped wearing skirts/shorts!!! I've got a lot of discoloured scars from mosquito bites on the back of my leg..

Feel so irritated.. Why do mosquitoes even exist?!
They are such a hindrance and nuisance to the society and sometimes, they even spread deadly virus around like dengue fever shitz wth!

Ugly and small and looks like some stupid stick shit that buzz around and irritate living things!!!! Can't even do anything GOOD for the society at all..


Their body parts cannot be served as anything useful to the human species, nor do they provide food to us except for the froggys and lizards. Basically, they are just simply useless shit that go around sucking blood. THEY THINK THEY ARE EDWARD CULLEN OR WHAT!!


Now what?
I can't wear skirts damn it!!

Me: Shit la now I got so many scars on my leg I cannot get married already!! *whines*
Mother: -_-

I HOPE THAT SMALL BOTTLE WILL WORK.
I promise I will be very diligent in applying it daily on my scars (more diligent than studying for my O levels last year okay), just make it do miracles to my leg!!

I wanna wear my skirt again leh..

Just to spice up your boring Sunday afternoon, this is a translation of Ke$ha's Tik Tok done by this curly hair girl who calls herself Glozell.
She'll go through the song lyrics and figure out what Ke$ha's trying to say behind the song, Tik Tok. SUPER FUNNY!!

Aha!

Found something on Gumtree Singapore..
I was glancing through the website when I found someone selling their son's Pasir Ris Crest School Shirt!

I think it's pretty weird to see my secondary school's uniform up on sale in the internet.


So.... Whose gonna buy it?

Click here to see.

HIS VIDEOS ARE SUPER HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Dunnoe why his voice is super high..

And he behaves like those down sydrome kids -_-


Too bad he disabled embedding if not you guys can watch it.


GO SEE HOW HE SANG BARBIE GIRL BY AQUA!!!!
HAHHAHAHA

I wanted to pee so badly :S

Well, our holiday wasn't that well deserved this September..

It's all about homework, revision, studying, remedials, supplementary classes and lessons!
O LEVELS O LEVELS O LEVELS


Yes, it's near the corner.
As each day passes by, the tension is getting stronger too..

Yesterday was hoGc's BBQ, it was somehow a time for us to take a break from all the suffocating revision and homework!

It was a blast by the way! :)
Super fun!