I MISS GOING OUT!

I MISS MY FRIENDS!

I MISS THE PAST WHEN WE ALWAYS HANG OUT TOGETHER AND DO THINGS TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!

I MISS SO MANY SO MANY SO MANY THINGS!


Sadly, everyone are busy with their fast paced lives, unlike me who's stuck in time, missing the happy times :(


Alright, I have a lot of things to do too.

But I don't feel like doing because I'm lazy, and of course, chatting with breast online hehehehe =)


Can't wait to get my grey contacts!
And of cos, I'm kinda happy happy now =)


I love our class cheering practice today!

SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Especially the Virgin Mary ;)
Featuring the imposer, Charmaine!

Too, we hit the school gym with Cherry today.
It smell like menses..

But
And yes, sorry for the lack of photos.
I miss my handphone so much.

The bus uncle never call me leh :(

Is it a crime to laugh nowadays?

The government did encourage Singaporeans to laugh more, yeah?


But of course, excessive laughing can be pretty disturbing to the public, so laugh at the correct time.

Today, my class went to the Parliament House with our SS teacher, Ms Fong, Ms Junainah and Ms Lim.

Attended some interesting sessions showing how everything work, and of course, everyone looked like corpses inside. SO WE LAUGHED.

OKAY. WE LAUGHED. SO WHAT.

LAUGH ONLY WHAT.

WE DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE WRONG TIME.


THEN WHEN THE WHATEVER PERSON WAS TALKING, WE SHUT UP.

When we came back, we got a scolding from Ms Fong.

After we got scolded by her, Thadsha and I laughed!!!!

Okay, I find it quite normal to laugh after being scolded for a fucking stupid dumb reason.



Whatever it is, I don't want to have white hair and wrinkles so fast like those people working for the government. Their tree-trunk-like fingers and faces, ARGH!

And Lee Kuan Yew was sitting down there, half asleep!
(Well, the worker there claim that he was thinking. Obviously she's just covering up for him)

See how tiring and stressed these people are?


No laughter. No fun.
Work. Stress. Wrinkles.


ANYWAY, I THINK I AM GETTING COLOURED CONTACTS!!!!!!!

HEHEHE =)


But anyway, today was fun!!!!! :D

I love the song "No Air" by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway, I made a new blogskin! (again)

Well, I kinda like this cos it's pinkish and well-detailed!
And of course, song lyrics are from my all time favourite singer Carrie Underwood!!!! =)

Recently, I got addicted to Starbucks, thanks to THADSHA!

She recommended me Caramel Frappucino, and I GOT REALLY ADDICTED.

Drank a Tall yesterday and a large one today!
Tres* nice laaa!!!!!

Hehe, why are there so many cute guys in TM today?
(Thadsha and I asked each other)

Maths common test is just around the corner.
No, I mean this coming monday!

MUST GET A1!
(hopefully)

Anyway, I'm ending here.

But this time, with my favourite song, No Air.



Oh balls, I just remembered that my na ge na ge didn't come this month.
Pourquoi? *
I'M PREGNANT. (did you actually believed me for a sec? HAHAHA)

Au revoir! *

(*That's french, dumbass)


PS: This post is so friendly, so sweet. No vulgarities, eh? :P

Refrain from swearing too much.

Though I hardly swear nowadays.
(I think)


And of course, I want to be a glamorized 45kg!

I must be as skinny as Kate Moss or whatever piece of skinny shit.



I'm looking forward to PE tomorrow 'cos we'll be having volleyball training for half a year!

Hehe, the last time I played volleyball was.......hmm, let me think. OH YA, last year with Jiawen and her friends.
SO FUN LA!!!!!
(except for the painful wrists and so.)


All that jumping can just make you skinny!!!!!


And recently, I've been addicted to green tea which helps you in losing weight SO I AM VERY VERY HAPPY!!!!!!


HAHA, and I got a big big treat from Thadsha breast today: SUBWAY COOKIES (Double Choc)

I know it's super fattening but it doesn't hurt much, does it?

Oh, and I looked like a siao char bo today la.
Hair untied and all. Running to school like a chicken. Screaming like a banshee.


I OWE THADSHA BREAST SOMETHING for making her wait a pathetic 15 minutes for me.
(Hope she doesn't see the last part hehehehehee)


OKAY, now I'm going to do my Physics assessment book and of course, my Maths Tutor because my tuition teacher will be so pissed off if I don't complete 5 pages! (To tell you the truth, I've only done 4 pages out of the 364 pages.

AND THADSHA BREAST, please hold your birthday party at Aranda country club or whatever thing that we saw at DOWNTOWN EAST COS WE CAN JUMP INTO THE POOL WITH OUR CLOTHES ON WHICH IS SUPER DUPER FUN!!!!!


Taiwan :(
I want to gooooooo.

Looking at my post title for today, it's like DUH!

Every girl knows this.




It's obviously the (.)(.) and the 3
For your info, these are breasts and ass.

Looking at the rate of men raping women nowadays,
I'd sometimes wonder, "Eh, are you guys really that despo that even if there's faggots inside the vagina you'd still stuff your penis in it??!!"

Or maybe......

"Even if the breasts are just bones you guys would still suck it??"



Alright.

This is a classic example.


BUT before I show you the picture,
please get some plastic bags or something else which you can vomit into.

I'm giving you 2 minutes to get it now.

GO!!


It's definitely the most disgusting breast implants I've ever seen....


So................. Get ready.....

Oh bloody fucking yes!

ISN'T IT DISGUSTING?!

Is this some kind of Japanese Occupation rotting corpse baking in the sun??

The hands look as if it's decomposing!!!!!!!!


Oi you perverts, are you masturbating now??
Nice right??


The next picture is all guys' number 2 favourite asset!!!!!!!!

Yes, you can do it in many different styles/positions!
Doggy style, cat style, horse style, cow style......

And this, I s'pose must be the biggest and nicest a guy ever wanted!!!!!!!


Presenting you the worst butt implants ever!!!!!!!












Walao eh, like two basketballs poking out liddat sia..


I bet this woman was really greedy so she called the doctor to make her ass bigger by putting more air/silicone/milk/shit.

I bet the dick will be squashed very soon if.......... HAHAHAAHA!


Okay.
Enough of this retarded looking piece of Jap Occupation stuffs,
I'M GOING TO DO MY MATHS HOMEWORK AND GET A1 FOR MATHS!!!!!!


PS: Don't come to my blog just because you want to look at the photos and masturbate!!!!!
Hahahaha :X


Resources: awfulplasticsurgery.com


By the way, I made a new blogskin!

Click click:
(Best viewed in Mozilla FF)

Haha, have you ever seen a funny condom commercial on the TV before?
I haven't seen it on any of Singapore's channels before.


My brother and I were checking Youtube out for cool videos until one of the related videos showed us, "Funny Condom Advertisement!"


Here are some condom commericals I like!!

And lastly, A VERY SWEET ONE!



So... how did the fuck word came about?

In ancient England, a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they needed permission from the King, if the King gave them a placard then they had hang it on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it.

And there you have it =)

(Above were extracted from the page of "Sex With Condom" from Youtube)

Alright. I am seriously very bored.


Someone's not replying :(
I'm getting not interested anymore, just tired of waiting over and over again.

I was so angry yesterday that I forgot to wish everyone a..........



HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!

Gave some of the 3/5 lollipops and not forgetting my close friends:
Jiawen, Jiale, ChingHsia, Yan Mae and GINA!!!!!!! :)

And about Thadsha's Valentine's day gift:
I already know what to buy. But not now, yet.

Haha!! :)

Anyway, I love all my gifts a lot and of course, equally.

(There's still more.. From Gina and Jesslyn but I ate it out of greed!!!!!!)

"Breast!! You think i take this pouch glam anot?!"
"Aiyaa not bad! I think that one also not bad!"
"Hmm I want to look glamorous leh.. hehehehe"
"Ya................."
*And her eyes f0llowed this vampire looking guy......*


Then, we headed for Kopitiam and ate our lunch.

Just as we sat down........



THADSHA'S GOT A THIRD EYE!

Just as I spotted the short haired woman, she disappeared!


AHHHHHH!
And Thadsha was laughing and crying in fear..

Kopitiam is just so scary can?!


Anyway, we went to buy 7 Eleven and bought ice-creams.

As MacDonald didn't allow us to take outside food, we ate our ice cream over there and asked each other whether we want burgers anot!!

It was hilarious!!!!!


Argh, I've got nothing to post nowadays..
Oh yes one: I haven't touched my Maths Tutor for a few weeks. And I'm going to do it now!!

But before that, sleeping first =)

OUR SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH TWITS.

And, see this! (Recommended by Jiawen)


To watch more, click here!
Super funny!!!!!

What a jerk :(

I just can't believe it.

I just can't believe it.


I JUST CANT BELIEVE I LOST MY HANDPHONE AFTER BEING WITH IT 2 YEARS HAPPILY TOGETHER!!!

And the worst thing is, I lost it the day before Valentine's day!!!! :(


What the hell la!!!

What if somebody ask me out on a date and I never reply??

And I can't send random things that are happening around me to Breast woman ANYMORE!!


And whoever you cibai nabeei lanjiao kaninabu chao cheebye is holding onto it,
you better hand it over.

My handphone so ugly and so old already still take for what?!

I bet it's some sleazy minah who took it.
Argh!!!!

But to tell you something, my phone is locked and protected by passwords and also, NO BATTERY ANYMORE!!!!

Hahahahaha.

Since there's already no use to it,
please give the SBS transit station man back my handphone la!!!

I cant live without my handphone...... :'(


And thank goodness, I immediately stopped my line so that sim card is now unavailable
Haha, stupid asshole who took it!

Hope your body rot and may your face be filled with pimples and scars and disgusting yellowish pus all over your face!!!

Now, I've to call people and I LOVE SMSING ONLY OKAY!

Argh.



Anyway, thanks for the presents!!!!!

Jomanda,Charmaine and Jesslyn!
Haha, this is going to be one fat Valentine's day for me.

Oh yes, the beautiful rose!
Thank you CHARMAINE!! I shall hug it to sleep everyday! Heheheheehehe.


Anyway, I was reading Dollies Gone Wild's blog when I decided to join them in exposing sex perverts on the net!!!!!

So I downloaded MIRC (which is some kind of Chat where you can make 'new friends'. It's something like MSN)

And the moment I typed "Hey everyone, I'm from Singapore!", all the singaporean guys were already im-ing me.

So here are some of these chats:


(Too young no talk)

sadsad: like
sadsad: sex?
babygerl`: hi
sadsad: asl plz
babygerl`: no
babygerl`: am 10 years old
babygerl`: why
sadsad: just ask
babygerl`: what is sex?
sadsad: put my thing in your hole
babygerl`: ?? what thing??
sadsad: i want sex partner
babygerl`: u want a hole partner??
sadsad: yup
babygerl`: icic
No such nick/channel

(Too young cannot be friends)

william975: hey
babygerl`: hi
william975: how are you wer in singapore you from?
william975: u on msn
babygerl`: no
babygerl`: i no msn
william975: ok no probs? you fancy a drink sum time
babygerl`: noo thanks
babygerl`: i dun drink.
william975: well hang out if u like
babygerl`: lols
babygerl`: i dun hang out
babygerl`: i go out
william975: well go out a mean lol
babygerl`: lols
babygerl`: but when i meet the guys then they also take off my clothes u know
babygerl`: and besides i'm only 12 years old!!!!!
william975: wow sorry i thought u wer older, well goodbye?
babygerl`: goodbye??
babygerl`: i thought u want to take me out for a drink/??!!
william975: yeah but ur only 12
babygerl`: friends no age limit wat!
william975: yeah but u to young to do anything at all drinks or that
babygerl`: u say hang out wat
babygerl`: then dun drink lor
william975: lol no its not even legal for me to meet you?
babygerl`: why??
babygerl`: friends got legal and illegal one meh??!!
babygerl`: OI
babygerl`: WHO ARE YOU?!!
babygerl`: MY DAUGHTER CAME CRYING TO ME AND TOLD ME THAT A GUY REFUSED TO MEET HER
babygerl`: WHO ARE YOU?!!
babygerl`: I'M SAVING UR IP NOW!! BE PREPARED TO RECEIVE A CALL FROM THE POLICE!!!!!!



(Bangla-Pakistan)

chooooha: hi
babygerl`: hello
chooooha: wana chat
babygerl`: haha ok lor
chooooha: i am mustafa
chooooha: ur name
babygerl`: haha
babygerl`: u are the shopping centre
chooooha: hummmmmm
chooooha: hahaha
chooooha: i am boy of 29 year
babygerl`: waa so old
babygerl`: what u doing here
chooooha: its on my name
babygerl`: looking for sex izzit
chooooha: yes
babygerl`: hahaha u are bangla
chooooha: wht do u mean by bangla??
babygerl`: cos bangla the name mustafa one what
chooooha: i am not local
babygerl`: ya that explains it
babygerl`: u from bangladesh!!!!
babygerl`: YUCKS STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!
chooooha: i m from pakistan
babygerl`: WORST!!!!!
chooooha: i am human
chooooha: i am staying in grand copthorn hotel
babygerl`: icic
babygerl`: good
chooooha: u can call me right now
chooooha: if u want
chooooha: u there
chooooha: i am in hotel room
babygerl`: no thanks
babygerl`: ur hotel room cheapskate one riht
chooooha: what
chooooha: u there
babygerl`: no
chooooha: ahhaha
chooooha: u r funny girl
chooooha: may we becum frnd
chooooha: i am here for 15 days
babygerl`: oh
babygerl`: if u want sex
babygerl`: i recommend geyland
chooooha: can u catch speed in chatting
babygerl`: *lang
chooooha: hahahaha
babygerl`: no i cannot catch speed
babygerl`: speed cannot catch one la u fail ur science izzit
chooooha: ahaan
chooooha: whats ur name
babygerl`: chooha

Continued....

chooooha: what is ur age
babygerl`: 10
chooooha: what??
chooooha: sorry to bother u
babygerl`: why??
babygerl`: i thought u want sex
chooooha: u r too young
chooooha:\but not with child
chooooha: haha
babygerl`: i not child
babygerl`: i got my breast allready
chooooha: sorry baby
chooooha: i never even think to hv sex wid 16 year age girl
babygerl`: eh i got breast what
babygerl`: and dun call me baby its disgusting
chooooha: ahaan
chooooha: so where r u
chooooha: did u ever come the hotel night club
babygerl`: ya
chooooha: i never seen any young girl there
babygerl`: haha too bad
babygerl`: i tell u i got breast already right
chooooha: hummm
chooooha: did u every sex
chooooha: ever*
babygerl`: no
babygerl`: i kick balls
chooooha: hahahah
chooooha: so u like balls
chooooha: :P
babygerl`: no
chooooha: to kick ;)
babygerl`: oi dun talk to me la idiot i think u are the one who love balls
chooooha: why, whats happened
chooooha: knock!!!!knock
babygerl`: cos u very irritating ok i am 10 years old stop talking to me if not i tell my father


(Dumbest guy)

wxyz: hi
wxyz: asl?
babygerl`: hi.
babygerl`: female 16
wxyz: oops
babygerl`: whats up?
wxyz: i older than u 16 years
wxyz: :P
babygerl`: wa
babygerl`: so old
wxyz: yes la
wxyz: i 32
babygerl`: wa
babygerl`: married anot
wxyz: not yet
wxyz: haha
babygerl`: so old already dun want marry
wxyz: end of this year
babygerl`: hahas
babygerl`: oo that means engaged le la
wxyz: not yet also la
babygerl`: -.-
wxyz: lol
wxyz: where in sg u stay o?
babygerl`: pasir panjang
wxyz: ic...
wxyz: far
babygerl`: hahas
babygerl`: ya la
babygerl`: but i moving to simei soon
wxyz: icic
babygerl`: if simei then very near la
wxyz: haha
babygerl`: where u stay
wxyz: marine parade
babygerl`: near orchard lor
wxyz: no la
wxyz: near east coast park
wxyz: is marine parade
wxyz: not marina
babygerl`: i think u should get married soon
wxyz: end of this year lo
wxyz: y?
babygerl`: so u got gf
wxyz: yes la
wxyz: u have bf?
wxyz: haha
babygerl`: no
wxyz: ic
wxyz: u singaporean?
babygerl`: yes
wxyz: ic
wxyz: still schooling rite
babygerl`: ya
babygerl`: why leh
wxyz: just ask ma
wxyz: y move to simei?
babygerl`: cos my cousin made me pregnant
babygerl`: so i need to move there
wxyz: huh?
babygerl`: ya my cousin he make me pregnant
babygerl`: i wake up i naked nia
wxyz: then?
babygerl`: then after a few weeks i saw my tummy become like so big then i go take test then pregnant niazzz
wxyz: ur parent dont know?
babygerl`: haha they dunno i wear pregnant clothes then pretend it is in fashion
wxyz: but u movev they no ask?
wxyz: u wanna abort the baby?
babygerl`: no
babygerl`: i scared they suck the baby out
wxyz: then how u born the baby
wxyz: the whole world will know then
babygerl`: haha u got watch movie or not
babygerl`: babygerl`: go hide lor
wxyz: :S
wxyz: u must b kidding
babygerl`: haha no i not kidding la
babygerl`: i moving with my cousin to simei so we can give birth then raise baby up
wxyz: how can u get a birth cert if both of u not married n u r still under age//
babygerl`: haha we not registering the baby
babygerl`: we giving birth in my room
wxyz: so danger?
babygerl`: ya
babygerl`: i not scared la
babygerl`: why scared
wxyz: okok
babygerl`: u know my friend got std and mouth disease and yeast infection this guy he still want her to do blowjob
wxyz: then?
babygerl`: then the guy get std and everything lor
babygerl`: see the guys so desperate nowadays
wxyz: : ic....
wxyz: so u always oral with ur bf also?
babygerl`: no i no bf
wxyz: ur cousin
babygerl`: o that one not my bf
babygerl`: that one is a fucker
wxyz: :S
babygerl`: ya he fuck his own cousin also inhuman one la
wxyz: but u let him fuck also
babygerl`: i never let him fuck la he fuck me when i sleeping la stupid





(Attitude changes)

ravind: hi
babygerl`: hi
ravind: asl pls?
babygerl`: no thx
ravind: whtever



(How to end a conversation)

asianguy: hello
asianguy: asl?
babygerl`: 12 years old bisexual
asianguy: oic
asianguy: tats young
babygerl`: ya
asianguy: where are u from?
babygerl`: i am singapore
asianguy: oic
asianguy: nice to know u
asianguy: where u stay?
babygerl`: i am from bedok
asianguy: i;m from tiong bahru
asianguy: hws ur new year?
babygerl`: i see i see it is ok thank you
asianguy: welcome
asianguy: schooling?
babygerl`: ya
asianguy: hobbies?
asianguy: girls schooli?
babygerl`: ya
asianguy: oic
asianguy: so not going out?
asianguy: do u carry hp?
babygerl`: yes
asianguy: are u a open minded girl?
babygerl`: no
babygerl`: i very close minded



Beware of leecherous perverts around!
Especially in parks!!!! (Thadsha should know this!!!! HAHAHAHA)
End of post =)