To think that with the newborn baby, it'd be so goddamn fun.

BUT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Turns out that the baby is a size of a................................... keyboard??
And is so fragile.

When one has to carry it, they have to support the head, which I HATE OKAY!!!

Walao, can't they just walk and play with me?


Every min, the baby will cry suddenly.
But in a cute way of course!


I'M STARTING TO MISS SINGAPORE & MY FRIENDS!!!!!!

Mum was like, "So we've seen the baby. Wanna head back home?"

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fat hope."


See, this is how she tricked me to Malaysia.

Using the reverse psychology.



I MISS THADSHAYINIY OKAY :D

I can't even update my blog with pictures!

:(

Actually, I can.
Maybe I'm just plain lazy.


I PAID A FREAKING 5 RINGGITS TO PLAY THE COMP FOR 3 HOURS.

Quite a good deal isn't it?


But talking about the facilities........

The toilet is placed inside the air conditioned cybercafe, which means that whenever someone go and pee/shit/do business/smoke/abuse drug, WE CAN HEAR WHAT YOU ARE DOING RETARD.

Just now there was this guy who went to pee..

His urine went like, "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"



I still haven't go on a shopping spree in Malaysia yet..
And thinking that I've got 40 bucks in hand gives me the urge to go............

Hopefully this june holiday, Mum will bring me to Genting because it's been 1 and a half year since I went there.

=)


Hmm, right now I've only got 15 minutes left before my duration for using the computer runs out.


I shall update again someday okay!!!!!!! =)


BTW, I JUST CUT MY HAIR!

AND CURLED MY HAIR.
(Up to 3 days only -.-)

Goodbye thick hair! :)

I'm going Malaysia in 8 hours time.

ANY LAST WORD???????!!!!
(Haha, you can sms me 1 min before I leave)


Okay fine.

I shall post my very last post in SINGAPORE.
Actually, I will really miss everyone here so you'd better miss me back too!

But what's making me excited is my baby cousin!!!!!!


Haha, her name is JESSIE.
And my friend's name is also Jessie!

=)


Anyway, last night was really fun!
(EXCEPT THAT I DID NOT GET TO EAT MASHED POTATO)

There was some Waterfest event going on, so we stopped by to take a look.




Despite being hungry for so many hours, THADSHA PULLED ME INTO FULLERTON HOTEL.




Guess what we did?


Nono, you dirty perv.










We.....................






















I like Fullerton hotel's fishes!

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR GLADYS PNG'S ATTENTION!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.





Enough, how can I be happy when slimy, long and orange things are fighting for me??!

YUCKS.



After that, we came out of the toilet because we were feeling really really super hungry!!!

BUT, that THADSHAYINIY HOPPED TO THE FOUNTAIN AND THUS........





Me: "OMG, I SERIOUSLY NEED TO EAT!!! I AM VERY HUNGRY!!!!!"
*Starts strangling Thadsha*


That is why whenever I AM HUNGRY, I WILL GO CRAZY!!!!!
*Scientifically proven and tested


Just then, we saw a ice cream cart and immediately, I dashed towards it!

THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH BREAD IS DELICIOUS!!!!!

Haiz, talking about food now makes me a bit hungry.....
BUT....................

I WANT TO CONTINUE BLOGGING OKAY.


You guys ought to love for I'm so dedicated to blogging and sacrifice my hunger for all of you man :)


Haha, anyway scenery at night is always the best at Boat Quay ~






Then, we walked to MacDonalds to grab our dinner.

But we ended up in Burger King because there was no cheese burger value meal.
HEHEHEHEHE.


While eating, there was this two old women who was talking and looking at us at the same time.
Suddenly when I was about to grab a second bite of my burger, they suddenly said

"Eh girls.. How come both of you eat so much but still so skinny ah?"

Thadsha and I choked on our burgers and were like, "HUH??!!"

That was quite a compliment, but when I look at my own body I wonder if they're lying or not lor!!!!
(For thadsha it's true that she's skinny!!!!)



But both of them are really nice and started asking us about our family and school.



After that they left and we continued eating and laughing over what they said.


SUDDENLY I SAW A LIGHTNING AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE FIREWORKS!

This is the stupid part.


Why?
Because you'll get so fucking excited and forget there're lumps everywhere!

Which is why I broke my favourite slipper!!!!!!!!


Super heartbroken la..

I thought if I can take a good picture of the fireworks then it's worth it la..
BUT THE PICTURE TURNED OUT TO BE LIKE SOME ALIENS ATTACKING THE CITY.



And I had to walk around like some crippled old granny!!!


And there was this philipino maid who was laughing at me!!!!!!
FUCK HER LA.

I called my father and he just said, "You're just making things difficult for me. See? Little things must make people fetch you!"

But it is true what!!!!

I can barely walk, not to mention climbing up the stairs.
How to board the bus?? :(


Haha, luckily kind breasty thadshayiniy exchanged her shoe with me so we could take turns and wear!!!




We tried changing the positions but there were so many 'things' that were staring at us so we just gave them the fuck face.



Apparently, they were stupid and one even lifted up his smelly armpit and polluted the whole MRT.

Then I said loudly, "Walao.. Can you just close your hairy armpit.. Smelly like shit la!!! Don't make us suffer can anot??! "

That's for that smelly bangla, but he did not get it and continued staring at Thadshayiniy's breast and his armpit was still widely opened.


This time, Thadshayiniy used her super power facial expression............


And he ran out of the train!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA.

We kept laughing and laughing over retarded things, but when the train came to Bedok, it was really sad la!!!!!!!! =(

We hugged goodbye and she shaked my hand and said, "Good luck to you and the things around you."

LOL!!


I will come back real fast from Malaysia okay breasty!! =)


Anyway, I WILL, still be updating this blog as there's internet over there.....

I WILL MISS EVERYONE!


I need to cut my hair in Malaysia okay!
Super thick now.....

Maybe I'll get some souvenirs too.. Haha, because I've got 40 ringgits!!!!!


Now, I've got 4h 30 mins before I leave Singapore......

MISS ME EVERYONE!

My trainer, Fredrick just sent me more photos regarding the Fun trail!










I'M GOING MALAYSIA TOMORROW.
9PM SETTING OFF.

DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH :)

I love all my friends especially thadshayiniy!



Yesterday I went out with Jessie to do some shopping @ Bugis!!!!!!



I bought a pair of shorts for only $8!

Haha, somemore the material is super good la.



MUST GO BUGIS NOW OKAY!

By the way, Topshop's having 50% off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many many beautiful and gorgeous clothes!
Haha, it's the GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!

Anyway, I'm going out with Thadshayiniy later.
CAN'T WAIT! =)

I LOST MY NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is currently the sad-est thing that ever happened in history..

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

THAT NECKLACE IS REAL SILVER AND IS MY FAVOURITE NECKLACE OF ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!



Fuck the standing broad jump la.
I bet that was the culprit!!!!


Besides, my favourite pendant which is the lips one is also with it!!!!!!
HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT MY NECKLACE?!

It was a present from my aunt :(
How am I going to tell her now?

I HATE WEDNESDAY FOR FUCK SAKE.



Anyway, the Finance Uncovered Fun trail @ Ngee Ann was super super super fun can!!!

The bad part about it was that we had to wake up early..


But, we shall bring the battle on in the morning!!!

Then, we took some photos with our trainers whom guided us along the way!

After that with the money, Mummy treated us to swensens!!!



After that, she had to go because she wanted to meet her BOYFRIEND.............

But luckily, she'd already picked the tab for us.
So we continued eating and eating.

Went to Puma shop and they were having a 60% DISCOUNT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But we didn't buy anything.
Except we got free postcards!

(Hopefully the salesman wasn't irritated by us)



SEE THE SQUASHED CHILD BELOW?

It's all because of the Earthquake.......
FUCK, the world is sooooooo coming to an end.

21.12.2012, 11.11pm!!!!
WE WILL ALL DIE!


There're so many natural disasters now......




Thank goodness there're things like Sushi to cheer me up!!



School's been pretty relaxed nowadays, as exams are over.

Liu jiawen is now studying for her O levels -.-
LOL!!!!


I haven't been coming to school for quite a few days..

AND REMEMBER THE CONGKAK MOVIE THAT I WATCHED WITH THADSHA?
Aha, on that day we actually skipped school.

And here's a photo of us in the DTE TOILET!
Super fun =)

I like the Gelare ICE CREAM!!!!
AND IT'S NOT PANGSAI OKAY THADSHAYINIY.

LOL :P

I'll be going to Malaysia next Monday, at night :(

MISS ME OKAY!!!!

Sigh, I'll miss my friends..................


But on the other hand, I want to go back to visit my baby cousin too...
AND I HAVENT EVEN BUY ANY BABY CLOTHES YET.

And this is a good getaway from all the stress and stuffs.


The weather's so fucking hot nowadays, SOOOOOO I want to go and bathe now!

BYEEEEEE.
I miss my necklace :(