Just a few hours more and a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" message will be sent to a birthday boy!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! :)


Today's sex education was disgusting.
Argh, can you imagine the person actually showed us pictures of a guy's dick??!!

I mean, we're just 15.
Fine, I'm a baby-ish 14.

UNDERAGE PORN OKAY.


Somemore the dick looked so........ distorted.

Haha, and the person was like telling everyone.

"So if I have a one night stand with someone... blahblahblah"


And she even taught everyone how to use a condom!!!!!!!!
Haha, to put the skill into good use.

Anyway, school was pretty fun! :)

But the sad part was that Ms Sajnani got very angry and threw our worksheets into the dustbin.
She even stomped off and didn't come back for 2 whole periods!

And the class started making noise.

So Shanice and I took the worksheets out from the dustbin and gave them out..
Sometimes I just............
miss 2/7 so much because I know that they wouldn't do this to the teacher :(



Other than that, everything's pretty fun..........
EXCEPT THAT GOT ONE BREAST NEVER COME >:(

Once again, thanks Jou Yee for helping me to buy the brown contact lens! :D


And I finally managed to put it in and out comfortably and quickly!
Yeah baby!!!!

Even though 3/5 didn't get into the top 3, we know that we did our best!
(even though we practice at the last minute)

We're gonna give it a shot!


I absolutely love our class tee and tie.
Hehe, makes me look like a MacDonald woman and the colour looks so.......... BABYFIED!

I didn't went for Cross Country because of a bad 'stomachache'.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Thadsha didn't go because she too, wasnt feeling 'well'.


So I ended up going her house: talking to the birds and her rabbit, laughing at MTV's celebrities with her brother and her, and we went bedok interchange where she treated me a chocolate pancake.

I was really sleepy but I wanted to continue to window shop so I told her I wasn't tired.

Ahaha, I wonder what'll be her reaction when she sees this!!!!!
LOL :P


Okay. I'm really really tired now.
It's 1.07am and I'm dead tired.

Seriously.

I'm such a drama queen!


I was screaming away when I couldn't take out my contact lens.


It was alright for the putting in part.
But when it comes to the TAKING OUT PART, I can't feel my contact lens at all!!!!!

It's only my eyeballs and I can't possibly pluck/pinch/squeeze my eyeballs out!


I'm getting a phobia of contact lens.


Okay, but I really want to be spec-less.

In the end, I scratched my contact lens in despair and it created a hole in my contact lens.
Hahahahahaha.

4 March
I learned how to take it out!
(Without scratching it)

So much for being drama queen.

Got so depressed and broke down when I saw......... ARGH.
FUCK LA!!!!

I'm fucking sick of this fuckety thing okay.
Hello, same things don't look very nice hor!!!

I'll try to avoid talking to her.

5 March
Had a crazy class cheer practice!!
Virgin Mary, Flower, Beats, Moonlight Bay.. TOTALLY COOL.

And I misssssssssssss him so much =)
Stupid sailing and stuffs.. -.-


ANYWAY, Thadsha breasty and I went Bedok interchange to grab a bite.
The chicken rice is only 2 bucks but the soup taste like....... detergent.

We walked around there and entered a few shops that sell: Nice stiletto pumps, flats, shades (marykate olsen's shades rules), nice earrings, nice mirrors (anna sui!)


The shop, Sinma sells nice shades!
Especially those oversized ones!!!! (Mary-Kate Olsen super uber duper love)

Thadsha picked a few oversized shades for me to try, and it was super pretty!

A red oversized shades caught my attention, and so far, that's my favourite shades!!



The first time I saw MaryKate Olsen wore those oversized shades while holding her starbucks cup, I was like wondering, "Fuck. When can I wear this? My spectacles. Argh. "


The most I could do at that point of time was to try shades but I'll have to take off my spectacles............ (The very first time with Jiawen =))


BUT THANKS TO JOUYEE, MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!


I can now wear contact lens and wear shades at the same time!!

Say byebye to my retarded spectacles.
Argh =)


Okay, I'll need to buy (while shopping) :

-2in1 waterproof black liquid eyeliner (used up my brown one :( )
-A sporty-looking shoulder bag
-A pair of stiletto pumps
-Maybe that anna sui look-a-like mirror
-Screen protector for my camera
-Contact lens
-That red oversized shades

Hehe, I guess that's it! :D


Alright.. I need to plan how I'm going to spend my March holidays!!!

Lovee all of you =)
(Haha, touched yeah?)

Oh, did I mention that I LOVE MY TIE?!
Well, it's pretty hot!!!

Is it a crime to laugh nowadays?

The government did encourage Singaporeans to laugh more, yeah?


But of course, excessive laughing can be pretty disturbing to the public, so laugh at the correct time.

Today, my class went to the Parliament House with our SS teacher, Ms Fong, Ms Junainah and Ms Lim.

Attended some interesting sessions showing how everything work, and of course, everyone looked like corpses inside. SO WE LAUGHED.

OKAY. WE LAUGHED. SO WHAT.

LAUGH ONLY WHAT.

WE DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE WRONG TIME.


THEN WHEN THE WHATEVER PERSON WAS TALKING, WE SHUT UP.

When we came back, we got a scolding from Ms Fong.

After we got scolded by her, Thadsha and I laughed!!!!

Okay, I find it quite normal to laugh after being scolded for a fucking stupid dumb reason.



Whatever it is, I don't want to have white hair and wrinkles so fast like those people working for the government. Their tree-trunk-like fingers and faces, ARGH!

And Lee Kuan Yew was sitting down there, half asleep!
(Well, the worker there claim that he was thinking. Obviously she's just covering up for him)

See how tiring and stressed these people are?


No laughter. No fun.
Work. Stress. Wrinkles.


ANYWAY, I THINK I AM GETTING COLOURED CONTACTS!!!!!!!

HEHEHE =)


But anyway, today was fun!!!!! :D

I was so angry yesterday that I forgot to wish everyone a..........



HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!

Gave some of the 3/5 lollipops and not forgetting my close friends:
Jiawen, Jiale, ChingHsia, Yan Mae and GINA!!!!!!! :)

And about Thadsha's Valentine's day gift:
I already know what to buy. But not now, yet.

Haha!! :)

Anyway, I love all my gifts a lot and of course, equally.

(There's still more.. From Gina and Jesslyn but I ate it out of greed!!!!!!)

"Breast!! You think i take this pouch glam anot?!"
"Aiyaa not bad! I think that one also not bad!"
"Hmm I want to look glamorous leh.. hehehehe"
"Ya................."
*And her eyes f0llowed this vampire looking guy......*


Then, we headed for Kopitiam and ate our lunch.

Just as we sat down........



THADSHA'S GOT A THIRD EYE!

Just as I spotted the short haired woman, she disappeared!


AHHHHHH!
And Thadsha was laughing and crying in fear..

Kopitiam is just so scary can?!


Anyway, we went to buy 7 Eleven and bought ice-creams.

As MacDonald didn't allow us to take outside food, we ate our ice cream over there and asked each other whether we want burgers anot!!

It was hilarious!!!!!


Argh, I've got nothing to post nowadays..
Oh yes one: I haven't touched my Maths Tutor for a few weeks. And I'm going to do it now!!

But before that, sleeping first =)

OUR SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH TWITS.

And, see this! (Recommended by Jiawen)


To watch more, click here!
Super funny!!!!!

What a jerk :(

Hello people!

I'm in a absolutely great mood today.

Reasons are:

• IM GOING OUT WITH THADSHA TOMORROW FOR SHOPPING! (Best part)
• YTIF! (Thadsha and I know hehehe)
• Ate Subway Cookies (MY BABY DOUBLE CHOC)
• Finally resolved the retarded problem(previous post) and told myself it was okay
• Bought new pressed powder for chinese new year
• Nadiah and Terence's birthday
• Mints are selling at $1.95 per box (100 mints in it somemore the package is nice)
• More retards on the street

See?

Reasons are so simple =)

Anyway,


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NADIAH AND TERENCE!


It's so cool to be 15....

Lol, I mean if this 20 years old guy ask you,
"Eh girl, what's ur age?"
"15 lor, cool anot?"
"Waa cool sia. I book hotel room already. *winks*"

See, if you're under 15, there're so many things you are not entitled to....

But of cos, there're many things you can't do when you're 15...

For example you can't go on those kiddy rides anymore :(
AND you're turning OLD SOON like those 15 years old AUNTIES, which means more wrinkles will be appearing on your hands!!!!!

Since I haven't been updating any pictures nowadays, I will post some pictures of my pressed powder!




The newly bought one is the one in green while the old one is the one in pink!

Well, different colours got different functions.
For example the green one control your face oil blah blah blah.

Very cheap now -$5.90!!
The usual price was $7.90 so I decided to buy this cos I don't want my face to be as shiny as Ms Wong's :)

And my current addiction.............



I was fucking disgusted by this twit today =(

She wore this shirt "Little Miss Adorable" (When she looks like a potianak) and THE PICTURE IS MY BABY HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!

So cibai one la!!
Use my hello kitty on her ugly body!! Why dont fuck the original Little Miss Shit why must fuck my Hello Kitty?????!!!!! :'(

Twits should be executed.

So many wishes, so many resolutions for 2008.

But they are not going to come true.


Thanks to my retarded-ness,
I am fucking lazy to do anything now.

Let alone throwing my used tissues into the dustbin.

I think I'm feeling very depressed now.
(I know some of you would be saying, "normal lah this girl always depressed one i think she is retarded")


YES I AM RETARDED SO WHAT BITCH.

Argh.

I am having the most unpleasant day of my life, despite the laughing of retarded monster-ish people on the streets.

Anyway, I can't believed we actually asked the guys from our class whether they shaved their pubic areas today!

Girls went crazy, guys went horny.

Thadsha and I didn't go crazy though.
That is like so normal for us la, right?! =)


And they were saying they comb their cock hair and put to side parting.
Some even put hair wax.

3/5 IS RETARDED!!

SO am I, NOW!!!!!!!!


I'm having moodswing now so I'm fucking retarded now!!!
(I shall refer to this again when I'm in a happier mood)

Haiz, what's wrong with people nowadays?!

There are so many people who look like animals now!!!!!!!!!














Have a good laugh and fucking forget ABOUT MY MOODINESS!!!!!!


What goes around comes around, right?

I'm just getting back what I deserve now.

Gathering of Sec 3s in the parade ground.