Those who are born in the year of rat, horse, rabbit and rooster,

The 7th month is coming, yeah.
It's just this Friday, 1st of August! (tomorrow)



7th month indicates the Hungry Ghost Festival, which means that the gate of hell will open up, and there're a lot of things you cannot do.

Your ancestors will most probably pay you a visit, and UNWANTED 'visitors' too.


I'm born in the year of the Rooster, so I've to be really careful this year during the 7th month.
Oh well, if you're the same age as me, 15 and born in the year of 1993,
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING CAREFUL!!!!!!!

(Same goes for those whose zodiac is rat, horse and rabbit)



There're 6 things you cannot do:


1) Don't anyhow pick up things that are on the floor(because they might be left behind by soooome things). If you found money, donate them to charity.


2) When you're out late at night, REFRAIN from scolding vulgarities


3) If you see people burning hell money, clothes, maids, cars etc, WALK AWAY la stupid.


4) Refrain from going to the beach or taking a boat
(There're people who died there so you might see.......... ahem)

5) TRY not to go to places like cemetery, forest areas, hospitals


6) If somebody tells you to STOP doing something,
(stepping on the hell money ashes, don't turn behind when somebody calls your name, don't curse someone, etc), then don't do it.
If you insist on doing it and you think nobody's watching/care, you're wrong.
Somebody's watching.



Alright, here are also some things that old folks often tell us NOT to do during the seventh month


1) When you're walking home late at night and hear someone calling you, DON'T turn behind.

Why?
Your back forms a barrier between you and spirits, and if you turn behind, you're removing the barrier and exposing yourself to danger.


2) When people are burning hell money etc, don't step on any of the ashes.

Why?
Don't ask why, instead, they should be the one asking why you're stepping on their 'stuffs'.


3) IF you see that 'thing', you might not want to make it too obvious.

Why?
Don't scream, don't shout. Making it too obvious........ might not be a good thing afterall. Just keep quiet and leave that area. When you're far away, it's safer for you to do anything you want.

What if the 'thing' is staring at me?
Maybe....... you're stepping on something.

What if it's beside my friend?
Pull her away quietly, and leave.

What if I can't move?
Then......... continue facing that 'thing'.



MY FRIEND saw 'it' in the toilet, and she did the right thing by pulling me away and she cried later.
I don't wanna say her name, because she'd want to keep this low profile la :)
But I'm very very proud of her being so brave.



ANYWAY, I know I haven't been blogging for so many days..
I hope my readers are still here!! LOL.


I MADE A VIDEO!


Lol, it's just a new single song, Bossy by Lindsay Lohan.
SUPER NICE!

There're tons of photos of her during her hey days, so yup!


She's talented, yet wasted.

Haha.



Celebrity news!!!!!!!!!

PARIS HILTON MIGHT BE PREGNANT.
(Same as her best friend whore)

Anyway, I think that dress is hot!!

She's well known for being a drunk skank, but she's stopped drinking recently.
(Which is like a miracle!!)

Her boyfriend is the twin brother of Nicole Richie(Paris Hilton's best friend)'s boyfriend (Joel Madden).



Isn't it like seeing the same face of your best whore's boyfriend?

She's so goddamn retarded.


I bet Benji hooked up with her is because of her porn video!
So one night he might be having this conversation with his twin brother, Joel.

Joel: Omg, I saw your bitch's porn video. She's such a flat ass!
Benji: Yeah, how about your Richie bitch?
Joel: Damn she's flat too! Thank goodness our baby didn't take after her!
Benji: Haha, not bad brother. But that Hilton bitch is fine too lor! Just that she went for this boob job and I could see the scar..
Joel: I can't see the difference. Even if she went for that boob job, it's still.... FLAT.
Benji: Actually I'm feeling sick of Hilton. Since both of them are dumb blondes, wanna exchange partners for a week?
Joel: Damnit, sure!! I'd want to see how good your Hilton bitch is on bed man. Oh by the way, you might not want to smell Richie's body. SHE STINKS.

Okay, enough.

We played volleyball today, and it was fun!!


Everyone's so stressed :(

It's 5.35am in the morning and I'm still not in bed!

Haha, wonder what Mum will do if she finds out I'm still using the computer?


I CAN'T SLEEP!

I miss talking to my aunt and cousin late at night and heading for Macdonalds at 5am..

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Argh, before the day I was about to go back to Singapore, I went for supper (Roti Canai or whatever it is) and ate some spicy stuff.

Knowing that I've got stomachache, I insist on eating the chicken because it was simply DELICIOUS!

And there, my poor stomach couldn't take it anymore and...........................
I had the runs, and also a fever!

Pure torture.

My mother stayed up the whole night and took care of me, and I was really touched okay!!
I love my mother forever!

Thank god my fever has subsided, and once in a while I'll get a sudden pain in my stomach.

Oh well, I'VE GOT STOMACH CANCER LA!!!!!!
Alright, that's just my conclusion :)


I MISS MY COUSIN, EN EN!!!!!!!!
I MISS KISSING HER CHEEKS!!!!!
I MISS TALKING TO HER!!!!!!!
I MISS CARRYING HER!!!!!!!!!
I MISS HER CHUCKLING!!!!!!
I MISS HER CRYING!!!!!!!!
Last but not least, I MISS HER FARTING IN MY ARMS!!!!!!
(Hey, baby farts are harmless. It's kinda cute actually. At least it's 1000x better than human farts. Hehe.)





This beautiful child's got strong legs!
She loves to kick people.

AND SHE'S VERY VERY ADORABLE!!!!!!!!

Okay la, just before my mother catch me using the computer, I think I'd better go to bed now.


Shall upload the photos in Malaysia sometime!

It's been a few decade since I blogged, so I'm going to blog about malaysia.

Just that this time, it's all photos!!
(I know that you guys wouldn't like to see everything in text, yeah?)

ARE YOU ALL MISSING ME OR NOT?!

BECAUSE I DO NOT MISS ALL OF YOU.
But I miss all of you a hell load!

The computer's fucking slow can!!
5 photos need at least five minutes!


Okayokay, PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so in the end I stopped disturbing her.

BTW, PARKSONS IS HAVING A MEGA BIG SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought a Chanel necklace.
(apparently, the logo is fake lol)

BUT SUPER NICE LOR!!!!!!!!!!


TODAY,











After that, we went to Highway hotel to eat steamboat!!


The government is fucking crazy!

Are they really desperate for money?
So why do i still see beggars around Malaysia??!



After that, we were super full!!!!!!!!!

Went back to the shop and find en en!






Damn, I only have got 1hour left to use the computer!!!!


I shall play SDO now, BYE BYEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm going Penang soon.
Hehe ;P

It's so damn cute!!!

Every minute, she will open her eyes and look at me!!


I don't think I want to go back to Singapore, (yet)
Haha.

BUT I MISS MY FRIENDS OVER THERE OKAY!!!!!

By the way, I took many pictures of the baby, so I will blog about it soon.
Erm, when I'm back in Singapore.

Now, I cannot upload any pictures into the computer because I did not bring my bluetooth device.



Okay, I want to go already.

Somebody is checking my computer.
(Oi you, stop looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

To think that with the newborn baby, it'd be so goddamn fun.

BUT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Turns out that the baby is a size of a................................... keyboard??
And is so fragile.

When one has to carry it, they have to support the head, which I HATE OKAY!!!

Walao, can't they just walk and play with me?


Every min, the baby will cry suddenly.
But in a cute way of course!


I'M STARTING TO MISS SINGAPORE & MY FRIENDS!!!!!!

Mum was like, "So we've seen the baby. Wanna head back home?"

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fat hope."


See, this is how she tricked me to Malaysia.

Using the reverse psychology.



I MISS THADSHAYINIY OKAY :D

I can't even update my blog with pictures!

:(

Actually, I can.
Maybe I'm just plain lazy.


I PAID A FREAKING 5 RINGGITS TO PLAY THE COMP FOR 3 HOURS.

Quite a good deal isn't it?


But talking about the facilities........

The toilet is placed inside the air conditioned cybercafe, which means that whenever someone go and pee/shit/do business/smoke/abuse drug, WE CAN HEAR WHAT YOU ARE DOING RETARD.

Just now there was this guy who went to pee..

His urine went like, "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"



I still haven't go on a shopping spree in Malaysia yet..
And thinking that I've got 40 bucks in hand gives me the urge to go............

Hopefully this june holiday, Mum will bring me to Genting because it's been 1 and a half year since I went there.

=)


Hmm, right now I've only got 15 minutes left before my duration for using the computer runs out.


I shall update again someday okay!!!!!!! =)


BTW, I JUST CUT MY HAIR!

AND CURLED MY HAIR.
(Up to 3 days only -.-)

Goodbye thick hair! :)

Guess what?

I think I'll flunk my maths paper.


I DID NOT DO 5 QUESTIONS OKAY!
I'm really slow la....

5 x 5 = 25 marks

80 - 25 - 20 (dont know how to do) = 35?!

I can't imagine myself getting 35!!



Okay, maybe some sarcastic people might say, "Why not?"

It's impossible because I DID STUDY, BITCH.


Besides, I studied with my tuition teacher =)




Right now, Thadsha and I are chatting on MSN!!

Thadsha: we need to save up to frighten ourselves for this YEar halloween!!!
Me: Pls wear something scary this year I want to win the best costume prize!!!
Thadsha: OOOOoooOO I dress like a vampire!
-think think-
Thadsha: Hmm don't want la. Later my handphone flooded with guys' numbers!
Me: -Reading and typing-


HAHAHAHA!



Anyway, we're going to Ngee Ann Polytechnic sooooooon!

To go for the Amazing Race I think..
HAHA, ANYONE INTERESTED?!
(Those from POA only)

Interested, please tell me!!!

1 vacancy left.


It'll be fun!

We'll be going to the Empress Palace and get nuggets of informations!

You know what I mean!!
We'll become princesses and get to eat nuggets!!!!!

Oh ya, did you know that
NUGGETS are made from CARDBOARDS?

That was what Sandy told me.

Hey, even if it's cardboard, IT TASTE NICE!!


Oops, don't tell me your name already for the POA amazing race already!
Because Weifeng just took it =)


I LOVE POA!

Even though I don't listen to what teacher's saying.
It's the T-accounts that I enjoy doing.



Today, I brought the pink pencil case Mum gave me.
It wasn't exactly a pencil case... It was a handbag.

But I used it as my pencil case.

BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH TO FIT MY STATIONERIES!

Actually..... IT'S FROM KFC!!!
Hahahaha.

I told Thadsha if anyone asked about it, it'll of course be Louis Vuitton brand laa!

LOL, Ms Lim commented it was a nice pencil case and I ALMOST BLURTED OUT THAT IT WAS FROM KFC!

Okay, as you all know I HATE KFC and I swore that I'd not eat KFC anymore, but actually last year in Malaysia, I did.............

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did not eat the chicken.

I just ate the delicious mashed potato!
(I can't resist the smell of the mashed potato...)

And the cheese fries of course.

Other than that, NOTHING ASSOCIATED TO CHICKENS eg. chicken armpit, chicken baktok or whatever so.



After our maths paper, Thadsha, Jiawen, Sandy, Charlene and I went to DTE to eat our lunch!

We went to MacDonalds and indeed, we HAD A REALLY HARD TIME choosing what to eat.

Me: I want to eat French Fries.....
-Jiawen queue up-
-Thadsha look at menu-
Me: Hmm, I wonder if there's student meals.
Jiawen: Come order!!
-Thadsha still thinking and waiting-
Jiawen: I want... shit. I want to eat chicken rice.
Me: I feel like eating cowboy noodle milk soup..
Thadsha: Huh?? Come Macdonalds for 15 mins then decide to eat chicken rice??


That's when Sandy start to talk about the nuggets and cardboards as this woman asked us, "ARE U GUYS QUEUING UP?!"


LOL!

So in the end, we ate at the foodcourt and I bought Ipoh hor fun!!!!!!!!


YUMMY OKAY!
I miss Malaysia :(

But I love Singapore!!


Okay, I want to eat mango jelly now!
Mummy bought so many cups of jellies! =)

Haha, yes I'm feeling pretty down nowadays.

Why does it have to happen everything before examinations?


I'll be so goddamn sensitive if I'm down.
I'm feeling so awkward.
Hate it hate it hate it.


Whatever it is, I think I really really need a break from everything.
I want to go Malaysia and enjoy my life to the fullest and then, come back to Singapore.

Only then I will be happy, I guess.


I don't know why I'm feeling so fucked up now, BUT most probably it's just the stress from all the MYExaminations.

I don't know what the world's up to nowadays.

As what I just said, it's just stresss!!!!



Anyway, my brother received two MMS from my aunt and here it is!

Okay, after watching some videos sent by my friend I feel so happy now!!!!!!


My brother and I laughed our ass off after watching the "ten ten ten" Japanese video!!!

SUPER FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! =)





Anyway yesterday after our MT paper 1, I went to the library with Charmaine and waited for Jiawen to finish her Maths Supplementary.

THADSHA'S EXAM STARTED AT 3PM SO LATE!


Jiawen came out then we took the bus to Whitesands and ate our lunch at Burger King.


Yup, then walked around and buy a pink hair stick at Ayies.
There're pencils sticks but it cost around $4.90 each lor!

Then went to Kopitiam and Jiawen started doodling and sleeping.


HEHE, then breasty called me but my battery died!
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.



Last night, I had a really bad sore throat so Mum decided that it was really time to see the doctor.

And today, I didn't go for the SS supplementary because I went to see the doctor!
(Haha, its true la Zena and Danette!)


THERE WERE SO MANY HELLO KITTY STUFFS OKAY!!!!!!



I bought Hello Kitty tissues, a pouch and a water bottle.
Super cheap.

Mum came back and brought back French Fries lor!!!!!

When my brother wasn't looking, I grabbed a few french fries..
(Okay, not a few, but A LOT)

Anyway, I think I got pretty carried away today so I HAVE TO START REVISING TOMORROW!


Okay, I love everyone.

And as for him................
I do not want to make any comments.


What I really need now, is a goodnight rest.


Seriously.


"When one is feeling down, they really need support from their friends. But somehow instead of supporting................ Nevermind."

Update:

Funny funny funny =)

Dear Ah Beng,

I just entered NS and all my bunk mates disturb me because I brought my bear-bear with me to camp! Very shyful, I know, but I cannot sleep without bear-bear! How do I get to stop them from calling me an Ah Quah?

Cuddles

Dear Cuddles,

Easy. You must talk more and more to bear-bear, and try not to blink when you do. Also, keep muttering things to yourself like, "Bear-bear, if anyone comes between me and you, I will rip out their lum par with my teeth. And then I will drink their family's blood." Definitely also start doing things like howling at the moon and writing "666" on your forehead in Kiwi. Soon, your bunk mates won't be calling you an Ah Quah anymore. They may be calling you a psycho fuck, but what the hell, maybe you'll even be downgraded for it!

Ah Beng

Rainy days don't dampen my mood!
So forget about seeing a sad post!! :)



I'm feeling happy yet BORED at the same time.

Currently, I'm entertaining myself with loads of books, chocolates, sweets, papers, pens and most importantly......................



HUNTING FOR FOOD IN MY HOUSE!


It's been quite sometime since I touched any Thai food and now my stomach is craving for its specialty THAI FUCKING FRIED RICE!!!!!!

Maybe I should just go LerkThai at Whitesands and tapau the delicious food back.


Or should I just eat my favourite instant prawn noodle?

Or maybe just sip some green tea to refresh myself?



Okay, maybe I should just stay at home and stop eating for goodness's sake.



Anyway, it's been a pretty wild week so..............




Bought a new bangle and yes!
Another new colour for my bangles collection =)



Yesterday:

After meeting Nick, we went orchard to eat dinner and walked for quite a while.

I bought my favourite Subway Tuna sandwich (Even though Thadshayiniy thinks that I should change to Teriyaki chicken) and we headed to Sweet Talk to buy bubble tea!!!!

"Chocolate milkshake with pearl."
"Huh?? Zhucolat miltkshit?"

AND THADSHA LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING TOOO!!!!!!
I think the lady was angry so I held my laughter back and order my chocolate milkshake again.

Hope she didn't poison me or something..




Thanks for the top okay!!!!!
I'm going to wear it all the time!



ANYWAY, Ms Foong (My SS teacher) showed us something super funny!!!!!!!!

Okay, read this.



Oh oh, and I like this!!

Don't anyhow adopt ang-mor names, hor!

Anne Chang	Mandarin: Dirty
Anne Chin	Mandarin: Keep quiet
Faye Chen	Mandarin: Dusty
Carl Chng	Hokkien: Buttocks
Monica Cheng	Hokkien: Touch your buttocks
Michael Tan	Cantonese: Selling eggs
Lucy Leow	Hokkien: You're dead
Jane Tan	Mandarin: Fried Egg
Suzie Leow	Hokkien: Lost till death
Henry Tan	Hokkien: Let you wait
Henry Mah	Mandarin: Hate your mother
Corrine Tai	Hokkien: Poor fellow
Paul Chan	Mandarin: Bankrupt
Nelson Tan	Mandarin: Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong	Mandarin: Rubbish bin
Nelson Chong	Mandarin: Worm-infested bird
Carmen Teng	Hokkien: Leg hair long

Have a great laugh and...