CNY'S IN JUST 3 DAYS AWAY!

steamboat steamboat..



School was alright today, except for the few times of urine urgency again!
(I think it's coming back, BECAUSE OF THADSHAAYINIY WOMAN!!!!!!)

Recess was SOOOO DAMN funny okay!

We were practically laughing at everyone who walked past us!
Everyone looked like monk, monkeys, pandas, ant-eaters, giraffe and many more!!

Heheehehehe, after school I saw this freaking cute guy sitting at the table wearing home clothes talking to some teacher from PRCS.

Okay la, not very cute.. But then I just find him kinda cute!!!!

Anyway, breast and I went to Whitesands to eat our cowboy noodle again.

After using the disgusting vegetables to enhance my noodle taste, I threw away the vegetables and Breast just insisted on taking a picture with the beautiful garden I had created:

I don't know why Whitesands let china people rule over the 1st storey!

When you enter Whitesands, the first thing you will see are China stores!
(eg. food, accessories, necklace)

Last week, I approached one of the stall vendors and asked for the price of this "not very pretty but average looking" necklace.

I could find this anywhere at Bugis Street for a few bucks, but they were selling it at $14.90!!
Somemore it's china quality!!

But anyway, the food was pretty cheap so we bought malt candy.

I just miss those secondary 1 days when we will all go Downtown east and buy the $1 malt candy!! :)

Here's how the ORIGINAL malt candy looks like:


There were a few bangalas hiding behind the bushes like some animals..

They looked at us as if they haven't seen any human being before in their whole life!!!
The way they stared at us was like an owl preying on a mouse or something..

And we spend 30 minutes laughing at their retarded faces AGAIN!!!!!! HEHEHE =)

"dont you think it's time you remove your private picture?" (breast referring to the private photo I had in friendster)
"I was hoping for you to say that. Give me some time to do that..."

Sigh, my heart is in a mess.

So after many posts about CNY shopping spree, I finally went on one, with THADSHAAYINIY.

Went Bugis Junction and as usual, there were many twits.

Tragic sight, but still we have to continue our journey hunting for gorgeous clothes..


While walking, something jumped out and swing towards us!!!





Looks like Chucky the doll killer right?!

We entered the shop Viola and that's where I bought my first top!




So we walked, searching for other more nice tops..
But apparently, the clothes there were either 50 bucks and more, so we went to Bugis Street and search for more gorgeous ones..

We walked past this store which was selling perfume bottles.

I was so fascinated by the pumpy ones from the 80s that I took a picture of the perfumes..
But the auntie looked so irritated by me. Thadsha added more oil to the fire by saying "Waa you behave like a tourist you know!!" I slapped Thadsha's back and told her, "See laa why you call me take pictures ahh!"

And I walked away in embarassment.



But before we leave, there's just one thing we needed to do.................








We walked slowly to bugis street(since it was so near) and got a glimpse at some performance by botak china men..



And these two little children got scolded by the security guard for 'bathing' there illegally..
I guess the security guard didn't want the two kids to pollute the water with their smelly sweat and their cum. (Cos they were playing with those kind of sexually pleasurable looks)



Hahas, so they walked away angrily without masturbating. Awwwww :(





And Thadsha was telling me about this cute guy..
(Right side of the picture)



We went Bugis Street and there were so many clothes and bags la!!!!!

Shopping heaven can??!

The price range are $5-$30 over there.
Hahas, cheap yet chic!

While walking with all sorts of people (twits, gays, lesbians, ah lian ah beng, emo people, perverts), finally I found one CUTE DRESSSS!!!!!!!!!!




Bought it at a unbelievably cheap price!!! =)

Hahas, after squeezing, being touched, being squashed at Bugist Street, we decided that it was enough.

But before that, we entered the Zinc Shop because Thadsha saw a cute malay guy... but there was a indian guy who kept staring at Thadsha's incredibly huge boobs..

When we were about to leave, the cute malay guy (as defined by Thadsha breast) asked for her number and claimed to be asking on behalf of that indian guy who stared at her nehneh.

Hahas, of course she didn't give la..

"That guy look so fucking ugly I don't want to give laaaaa"
"SHIT!! just now I help you give you know!!!"
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"But I gave the last number wrongly."

Hahaha, we spent 30 minutes laughing at retards and the asking number thing and laughed our way to the Mrt Station.

When we reached Whitesands, Breast stopped me from leaving the train and shouted, "LOOK THERE LETS TAKE A PICTURE!"

And taadaaaaaa!
she took a retarded cannot-even-see picture of us in the train -.-


At the same time, we saw many NS guys at Whitesands!

Some were so damn cute laaaaaa! Hehehehee =)

But anyway, we went to Ice Lemon Tee to get some nice tops, but I got another tube top instead.
Anyway, it's' only $10.95.. so whatever lor!


Hehe, the ribbon's the best =)

After that, we went to the toilet and did our favourite thing.

Hmmm........








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CAMWHORING!



After our camwhoring session, we went to MacDonalds and grab a bite.
THADSHA BREAST FORCED ME TO EAT and I went back home with a huge stomach and I almost vomitted la!

But the good thing is that she went back home with a huge stomach and the feeling to vomit like me too ;)

HAHAHAAHAS. But anyway, thank you darl for putting up with my fickleness and the bugis street human jam!!!! :D

MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST =)



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Alright, back to my main topic: CNY shopping spree!!

I have to ask my dad for some money before going on a really crazy shopping spree with friends.

I just love CNY can?!!
You get to buy new gorgeous clothes and get money! =)

Saw some pretty clothes in Esprit with Breast(Okay, from today onwards whenever I mention breast, it is referring to T Thadshayiniy!!) today.
I swear that shop has the most gorgeous black clothes ever!!!!

Arghhhhhhhhh!!
Lol, but today we had a really good time..

I mean, A FUCKING GOOD TIME!!!!!


Today, the population of the twits and retards were high, so we got to laugh more.

While having lunch at Long John Silver, I did something so fucking embarassing and disgusting!!
OMG breast and I were laughing for 15 minutes la!!

And DUH, I'm not going to blog about it and tell you guys what I did.
(PS. Btw, it has nothing to do with sex, you horny pervs)

AND BREAST YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE IF NOT.......!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guys beside our tables were looking at me as if I come from Pluto or something.

ARGH!!!!

But nevermind.
We still got to laugh at retards okay!

Picture of the day:

This kind of skinny jean(shown above) looks good, but not the coloured ones!

What the fuck is going on with people nowadays?
I mean, practically everyone is wearing it.

Nono, I don't mean everyone.
I mean EVERY EMO PEOPLE.

The very first person I saw wearing skinny jeans was Mary-Kate Olsen.
It look good, really good especially with those high pumps.

But now, what's happening to them?
Emo people are getting their hands on these jeans and spoiling them by trying their own retarded fashion style.

I'm not trying to insult anyone's style, because I myself stick to my own style too.

Like what my MSN personal msg was a few weeks ago,
"Fashion come and go, but style is forever."

But when a group of people are dressing up as emo people, it is not STYLE anymore.
It is trend.

Haiz, skinny jeans are great but don't be emo with these jeans la.
Please try some other shorts or something, maybe with Calvin Klein underwears or bra I don't care!!

Let the glamorous people wear them and show you how it's done!!

And not just with your black Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt!!
*roll eyes*

Oh, that was meant for emo people =)

Sorry for not updating people!


My blog is rotting that I don't think anyone's visiting it anymore.
Lol, it's just that I'm really busy nowadays..


I've got so many freaking photos to post about my camp!



Can't believe I actually survived the 3 days 2 nights camp.
It was just beside 4 cemeteries!

And yes, the campsite Sarimbun, is located at Choa Chu Kang!

Every night was pure torture man.

You will know why when I post the pictures!!


And no, we didn't sleep in rooms.
Instead, we sleep in tents that we had to pitch ourselves.

8 girls sharing a tent. How pathetic!!


It was so cramped up that we couldn't even breathe.
Cockroaches were invading our tent...... but it's best if we just close one eye and pretend nothing happened.


And what we did there was just pure Oi-ing and some muddy activities that 3/5 didn't get to do.

But still, it's actually quite fun.

The main thing was that the trainers there are either cute or HOT!

Walao, there was this fucking cute hot trainer who was with the primary school children.
Why so cute must take the primary school children?!!!!!!

Argh.

But then, we got to know all our classmates better which was the best!! =)


The only worst thing about the camp was the toilet.

In fact, we don't mind going through the mud, sleeping in cockroachy tents, hot guys getting fucked by primary school children, dead bodies crawling out of their tombstones.........

BUT AT LEAST PLEASE BEAUTIFY THE TOILETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I mean, toilets are one of girls' favourite places..

So at least please clean the toilet ONCE!

I don't think they even clean it before..
Because the cubicles are always choked with pads, balloons, panties, underwear and disgusting yellow red blue green stains on the wall and floor!

Okay, maybe just yellow stains..

There was no hangers for us to hang our clothes or whatever so!!

And now, I totally understand why people are choking the toilet bowls with panties..

Poor us.
I don't think I will want to go Sarimbun again...

UNLESS THEY MAKE THE TOILETS SMELL LIKE ROSES! =)

Sorry for the lack of updates!

I promise that I'll update ASAP once I get my T20!
Because I need a nice camera to take photos of things that I had bought from Malaysia!!

Maybe I'll blog about the fucking coach I was taking to Singapore now.



So................
It broke down in the middle of the highway and we had to wait for the other coaches to come.


So we waited for an hour and boarded this ugly bus.
It was so crammed and everyone looked like irritated retards.

And there was this malay guy who kept staring at my bag so throughout the whole journey, I did not even sleep but holding my bag all the while!!

And the seat was dusty!!
(I'm allergic to very very very very dusty things)


So in the end, I got a really red spot on my thigh in return.

But anyway when I entered Singapore, I had a really weird feeling.
And after several seconds I started to miss Malaysia again!

My friends and my relatives over there.. :(


The good thing of this trip is that I bought a lot of things!!!!!!!!!


And the bad thing is.........



MY HOMEWORK!


But thadsha and I will be meeting up to do our homework so I'm not that worried anymore.


So wait for my Malaysia blog post ok!

It will be longer than your science textbook and shorter than Shakespeare's stories!


Right now, I'm sorting out my stuffs.......................
I've got new accessories!! :p

Muahahahahaha*

I'm so sick of Malaysia, I'm so sick of the life over here and I'm so sick of everything that's happening.


For fucking sake, I just hate it here alright.

Girls here are such sluts and retarded and so... PLASTIC.


Ya, plastic is a word that I learned from the movie Mean Girls if you've watched it.

And guys here are just so crazy over them.


And there was this girl who was the same age as me, she was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flirty.


So we were playing cards.

And she happened to be winning money but she kept on saying that she was having bad luck at the position she was sitting.


Yah, she changed where she sat for a freaking 4 times and finally, she sat beside my cousin's friends who are... teenage guys.

But her luck got worst.

As I expected, she did not even change her seat to 'change her luck' but she flirted with the two teenage guys who looked older than her, a whole LOT.

Yes, they are quite cute but she kept on slapping the guy's hand and for GOD'S SAKE, the guy LIKED IT!


It's so fucking retarded.

Then after a few moment, we were sitting at the couch so I decided to ask her whether she liked him.

"Eh you like him right? So obvious lor."
"What?? I will never do that lor.. I got better taste."


Hahas, all girls say that, don't they?


"Oh.. but why you kept changing your seat?"
"....... Change luck mah."


Wow.
She lost more than RM20 and that's GOOD LUCK??

And after a few days, the guy IM-ed me.

"I think I like her."

YUCKS.

So disgusting okay.

I almost vomitted what I ate a year ago!!

She is so fucking ugly and so fucking rude and impolite.
I didn't have the heart to tell him all that of course.

How pathetic.


Anyway last night, I went to the fun fair next to the shopping mall Jusco and I swear it was.....

So retarded.

The ferris wheel was made of chains and it was moving the speed of the wind and I almost peed okay!!


And next, I went to the ugly and retarded looking rusting horses and it was going to break anytime.


I knocked my knee against it and I had a fucking big bruise.

So pathetic isn't it?
It just reminded me of some funfair from the 80s'.


There was this throwing darts thinggy and it cheated my precious baby RM6!

ARGH.

And the haunted house was only30 seconds and it cost Rm2 per person!

See how pathetic it is?

And worst still, it looked so old and was going to break anytime and THERE WAS NO TOILET THERE.

Walao wei.

I bet it's those fucking perverts jikopeks who made that funfair so that they can see everyone pee-ing at the corner.


But I won something.

And guess what it was?

A disgusting looking cheapskate toy gun that you could get from the rubbish dump.



And of course, my brother and my younger cousin liked that stuff and hugged it to sleep yesterday.

After that I went to the cybercafe and played counterstrike with my brother and my cousin.

I SAW THAT FUCKING CIBAI NO LANJIAO NO LANPA GUY WHO SCOLDED MY MAMA AND I TOOK REVENGE.


I was walking to the entrance and I use my bag and fucking hit his seat and he jumped up.

Serve him right.
Guys are such fuckers here.


And now, he is just sitting a few seats away from me.

Guess what I'll do later.....?


Hmm.. :)

Anyway, he smells like a fucking dog now.

Today was a BLAST BABY!


I love all my friends soooooooooooo much!

They rock my life okay!

Today they celebrated my birthday with me and I was late (again) by 30 minutes..?



BUT, Thadsha and JiaLe were later!!

So I went to meet Jiawen who was screaming her head off on the phone..
(No wonder I'm becoming deaf nowadays.)

JiaLe and Jiawen gave me my prezzies while Thadsha went to pick the rest up.


Went to queue up for tickets while waiting for Thadsha, Claire and Gina to come.

They came, they conquer and Gina gave me my bday prezzie! :)



Anyway, we entered at only $7 per person!


The best ride of all, Pirate ship was under maintenance and we couldn't play it!!

Argh, that was the best ride I was looking forward to.....

Anyway, the first ride we went to was........ THE ROLLER COASTER RIDE!
Super fun!!!!!


The next stop we went to was............... Wet and Wild?


I have a phobia of that ride.
(Long story, starting from primary 5..?)

And everyone was calling me to come along!!


So I told them, "If my heart suddenly stop, then you all must give me $100,000 okay?"

"Okay lah okay lah!"

"Good!! Reserve a place for me now I'm climbing in!"

I HATE THAT RIDE OKAY!!
It's so fucking SCARY and my heart almost came out!!


The queue was so long and the sun was shining so brightly and I was becoming the next African Top Model..






I asked quite a number of people whether they were scared.

After searching for so long for a suitable candidate, I decided to ask a toddler who was queuing up.

"Hello boy.. Come here come here!! I ask you one question ah.. Are u scared of this ugly looking ride??"
"............." -walks away-


So rude I tell you!!

When I was young and a stranger talk to me, I would always answer because I want to make more friends okay!

That boy is SO anti social!


Anyway back to the Wet and Wild, the seat was soooo wet!

My butt was all wet after that.

And after our first ride, I was kinda.. crying to Jiawen that I want to come out.
Argh.. and not to mention.. WET!!

I tasted some sourish water in my mouth later.

Haha, bet the water went into my mouth.
YUCKS!


And there was this two retarded girls splitting a $2 poncho..

How can u share a poncho for goodness sake??!!

The worst thing is...
They tore it into half and tied around their waist.

Like some ballerina or something.

Lol. Gina and I were laughing at them so hard!

If you notice something, I'm the shortest here!!!!!! :(

Next stop, the flippers!

Why is it called the flippers.....?

It flips and spins around!!

Thadsha and I are fated to be in this ride..

HAHA! :P


Walked past the....... darts area or something?

Looked pretty attractive but it was expensive laa.



Next, we went to Inverter to try it out as we saw many people screaming their heads off while playing that.

No harm giving it a try right..?

Everyone was pretty nervous, but soon after the ride, we were like....


If you don't know how it's like...









It was going at quite a high speed, but we didn't really care cos we were hoping that we wouldn't drop down!!

And some people were spitting saliva everywhere!!
I don't know it was on purpose or what.. But it is SO DISGUSTING!

Imagine you are screaming and a big globule of unknown saliva going into your mouth?!



Next, we went to eat at Burger King and Thadsha was getting a little bit...
EMO!

"Where is my Burger King man......................."


So I did some Voodoo magic.......



And there you have it!! ;)


Hehe!

We went to the haunted house after that.
It was quite funny la!!

There was only 1 pathetic ghost standing at the side in the whole house!!

After we made our exit, we got bored and decided to scare the next victims who were coming out.

Lol, and I put down my hair like a potianak and Jiawen was doing some retarded pose and Thadsha was laughing to herself and Claire was deciding what to do and Jiale was looking at us and Gina was guarding the door!

In the end, we decided to push the door so the next victims will not be able to come out.

Haha, the girl was screaming so in the end, we felt kinda "sorry" for them and let them out.


They looked at us like some maniacs and we just laughed at their reactions!


I saw the water bumper boat water spray and my hands got quite itchy and I sprayed at one retarded looking guy cos I didn't like his face.
LOL!!

We went to play the Flippers again and Thadsha 'lost' her ring!

The staffs there were so nice to help her find but in the end, it was on the floor all the time!
Tsktsk.

But it got kinda.. scratched or something? =(


It was 6.45, so we went to the foodcourt to eat.

Thadsha and Jiale wanted to 'go to the toilet', so Jiawen and I got bored so she started camwhoring with me! HAHAHA!


I know I look like a fucking pig here, so just shut the fuck up!!!!!

And when Thadsha and JiaLe came back..........

WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE!!


Haha, they were back with a cake.

Yes, a chocolate cake and it was so delicious!!!! =)


They were singing too loudly and everybody was staring at us!!

And worst, I got too excited and blew the candles without making a wish!
How BAD IS THAT?!

But nevertheless, I still made a few wishes before cutting it..
So I guess it's alright? (The wishes are sort of lame..... But I want them to happen! :D)


I love them all..

MY LOVELY BABES! <3

Hehe, and yes, I enjoyed myself today.. =)

I really hate going back to Malaysia but I think this will be the last year I'll be going back to visit my relatives. So bear with it!

Camwhored with Jiale in the toilet ;)


And yes, the Paya Lebar photos..


The funny thing is that the photos that we take for each other will always turn out good!







Fine, I look really ugly in these photos but I like it okay?


And here's the perfume, lipgloss, nail polish and the Billabong pencil case!






I have to say this again,

THANK YOU ALOT MY GIRLFRIENDS!!!!

You guys really made my day(:


Love you guys LOTS AND LOTS!