Once again, thanks Jou Yee for helping me to buy the brown contact lens! :D


And I finally managed to put it in and out comfortably and quickly!
Yeah baby!!!!

Even though 3/5 didn't get into the top 3, we know that we did our best!
(even though we practice at the last minute)

We're gonna give it a shot!


I absolutely love our class tee and tie.
Hehe, makes me look like a MacDonald woman and the colour looks so.......... BABYFIED!

I didn't went for Cross Country because of a bad 'stomachache'.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Thadsha didn't go because she too, wasnt feeling 'well'.


So I ended up going her house: talking to the birds and her rabbit, laughing at MTV's celebrities with her brother and her, and we went bedok interchange where she treated me a chocolate pancake.

I was really sleepy but I wanted to continue to window shop so I told her I wasn't tired.

Ahaha, I wonder what'll be her reaction when she sees this!!!!!
LOL :P


Okay. I'm really really tired now.
It's 1.07am and I'm dead tired.

Seriously.

I'm such a drama queen!


I was screaming away when I couldn't take out my contact lens.


It was alright for the putting in part.
But when it comes to the TAKING OUT PART, I can't feel my contact lens at all!!!!!

It's only my eyeballs and I can't possibly pluck/pinch/squeeze my eyeballs out!


I'm getting a phobia of contact lens.


Okay, but I really want to be spec-less.

In the end, I scratched my contact lens in despair and it created a hole in my contact lens.
Hahahahahaha.

4 March
I learned how to take it out!
(Without scratching it)

So much for being drama queen.

Got so depressed and broke down when I saw......... ARGH.
FUCK LA!!!!

I'm fucking sick of this fuckety thing okay.
Hello, same things don't look very nice hor!!!

I'll try to avoid talking to her.

5 March
Had a crazy class cheer practice!!
Virgin Mary, Flower, Beats, Moonlight Bay.. TOTALLY COOL.

And I misssssssssssss him so much =)
Stupid sailing and stuffs.. -.-


ANYWAY, Thadsha breasty and I went Bedok interchange to grab a bite.
The chicken rice is only 2 bucks but the soup taste like....... detergent.

We walked around there and entered a few shops that sell: Nice stiletto pumps, flats, shades (marykate olsen's shades rules), nice earrings, nice mirrors (anna sui!)


The shop, Sinma sells nice shades!
Especially those oversized ones!!!! (Mary-Kate Olsen super uber duper love)

Thadsha picked a few oversized shades for me to try, and it was super pretty!

A red oversized shades caught my attention, and so far, that's my favourite shades!!



The first time I saw MaryKate Olsen wore those oversized shades while holding her starbucks cup, I was like wondering, "Fuck. When can I wear this? My spectacles. Argh. "


The most I could do at that point of time was to try shades but I'll have to take off my spectacles............ (The very first time with Jiawen =))


BUT THANKS TO JOUYEE, MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!


I can now wear contact lens and wear shades at the same time!!

Say byebye to my retarded spectacles.
Argh =)


Okay, I'll need to buy (while shopping) :

-2in1 waterproof black liquid eyeliner (used up my brown one :( )
-A sporty-looking shoulder bag
-A pair of stiletto pumps
-Maybe that anna sui look-a-like mirror
-Screen protector for my camera
-Contact lens
-That red oversized shades

Hehe, I guess that's it! :D


Alright.. I need to plan how I'm going to spend my March holidays!!!

Lovee all of you =)
(Haha, touched yeah?)

Oh, did I mention that I LOVE MY TIE?!
Well, it's pretty hot!!!

The cooling weather just makes me want to fall asleep...


But when I think about my camera's LCD screen being scratched, I WILL GET REALLY FUCKING ANGRY!

Argh, it's new and there's this mark on the screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MUST get the screen protector for it, IF NOT I WILL SEE MORE FUCKING SCRATCHES IN THE FUTURE.



Anyway yesterday, I went to walk around at Tampines there and got a pair of flats!
Hehe, I've always been wanting one but stiletto pumps keep distracting me from buying it.

So...........................

I bought a pink foldable umbrella too!

Hehehehehehe =)


It's really boring nowadays..

People get PSP to occupy themselves, but me?
I get my lovely scratched camera!

On my bed, there're a lot of hello kitty stickers..

AND BEING A HELLO KITTY MANIAC,
I took 6 photos of my favourite Hello Kitty stickers and.............



Of course, this picture is edited by me :)


Love you guys so much.
And sorry for the boring posts.

THERE WILL BE EXCITING ONES DURING THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!!! ;)

Have you guys heard about the guy who escaped from jail?

His face has been put up everywhere so if you see him anywhere, call the police!!!!
Or if he's running to you with a knife just run away for your life

HE'S DANGEROUS. HE'S LIMPING YET HE CAN ESCAPE FROM A PRISON WHICH HAS MAXIMUM SECURITY!


Makes it so dangerous for me to go shopping nowadays :(

After my teacher and I discussed our own views, we believe that he's still hiding in Singapore.

Because he is Afghanistan trained as stated by New Paper, he can depend on the forest for food and the mud for water.

He was seen near my campsite and there're a lot of trees over there!!
And also, a lot of run down buildings so he may be hiding in one of these areas..

Anyway yesterday, Jaslyn treated me and Thadsha to Jack's Place at Causeway Point!!!!!!

We took 168 from Tampines to Woodlands, which was quite a long ride..



A result of boredom:
(Pictures are taken from Thadshas blog because the handphone I'm using now is only a pathetic 1.2MP!)

When we reached, for a minute, I thought it was Johor!

We went inside Causeway point and combed the entire mall for our class tie, but failed to find them!

So we headed to Jack's Place and eat.

AND WE ORDERED SO MUCH FOOD OKAY!!!!!

My stomach was bur









I didn't finish my spaghetti as I was halfway to vomiting already.

Argh!!!

But it was a great one!
I liked the seafood basket a lot as there were many food inside!!



And the bill came up to $81+!!!


Having not enough money, we emptied our wallet and gave all the money we could.

LOL, all the coins and $2 notes just make us look so beggarish!
But the food is worth it! =)


I'm so going to watch the movie "The Eye"! Saw it on the magazine just now and it looked kinda scary! THADSHA!!!!!!!



I feel like getting a new handphone..
Argh. I miss my old handphone really badly :(

I'm going to curse the person who stole it for the rest of my life: May your body rot and burn in the 18th floor of hell. All the faggots will eat up your body parts and ghosts pulling your sex organs out!!!!!!!!!



FINALLY, it is March and the holidays are coming really soon! =)


JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GO ON A SHOPPING SPREE! =)
woohoo!

AND WATCHING MOVIES!
(the eye)

My mum wants to see the Edison Chen sex scandal photos! lol.

Looking at my post title for today, it's like DUH!

Every girl knows this.




It's obviously the (.)(.) and the 3
For your info, these are breasts and ass.

Looking at the rate of men raping women nowadays,
I'd sometimes wonder, "Eh, are you guys really that despo that even if there's faggots inside the vagina you'd still stuff your penis in it??!!"

Or maybe......

"Even if the breasts are just bones you guys would still suck it??"



Alright.

This is a classic example.


BUT before I show you the picture,
please get some plastic bags or something else which you can vomit into.

I'm giving you 2 minutes to get it now.

GO!!


It's definitely the most disgusting breast implants I've ever seen....


So................. Get ready.....

Oh bloody fucking yes!

ISN'T IT DISGUSTING?!

Is this some kind of Japanese Occupation rotting corpse baking in the sun??

The hands look as if it's decomposing!!!!!!!!


Oi you perverts, are you masturbating now??
Nice right??


The next picture is all guys' number 2 favourite asset!!!!!!!!

Yes, you can do it in many different styles/positions!
Doggy style, cat style, horse style, cow style......

And this, I s'pose must be the biggest and nicest a guy ever wanted!!!!!!!


Presenting you the worst butt implants ever!!!!!!!












Walao eh, like two basketballs poking out liddat sia..


I bet this woman was really greedy so she called the doctor to make her ass bigger by putting more air/silicone/milk/shit.

I bet the dick will be squashed very soon if.......... HAHAHAAHA!


Okay.
Enough of this retarded looking piece of Jap Occupation stuffs,
I'M GOING TO DO MY MATHS HOMEWORK AND GET A1 FOR MATHS!!!!!!


PS: Don't come to my blog just because you want to look at the photos and masturbate!!!!!
Hahahaha :X


Resources: awfulplasticsurgery.com


By the way, I made a new blogskin!

Click click:
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Haha, have you ever seen a funny condom commercial on the TV before?
I haven't seen it on any of Singapore's channels before.


My brother and I were checking Youtube out for cool videos until one of the related videos showed us, "Funny Condom Advertisement!"


Here are some condom commericals I like!!

And lastly, A VERY SWEET ONE!



So... how did the fuck word came about?

In ancient England, a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they needed permission from the King, if the King gave them a placard then they had hang it on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it.

And there you have it =)

(Above were extracted from the page of "Sex With Condom" from Youtube)

Alright. I am seriously very bored.


Someone's not replying :(
I'm getting not interested anymore, just tired of waiting over and over again.