I have to blog about this.
I can't believe Miley Cyrus broke up with her super duper fucking cute boyfriend Justin Gaston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He. Is. So. Cute.
Apparently, he's an underwear model and I don't care. She's such a dumbass.

Celebrities sites were like blabbering about how 'cute they look together', blah blah blah.
SO NOT COMPATIBLE OKAY!!

He's an underwear model and she's a singer for those kiddos. Period.



Well after the breakup, she somehow 'reconnected' with her pubic hair looking ex ex boyfriend, Nick Jonas?!

“We’ve definitely reconnected. We don’t know what’s going to happen in the future, but right now we’re just kind of kicking it and hanging out as much as we can.”

~Quoted from www.stupidcelebrities.net

I don't say "I want to molest his balls!!"
I don't say the f word.
I don't scold vulgarities.

HEHEHE.
So just in case if Mrs Sheri sees this, I HOPE she will not scroll down and read the other posts.


Anyway, LOOK AT THIS.

IT'S FAHRENHEIT!!!!
The cutest is the yellow shirt, and the good looking one is the first guy! Hehehe.

THEY KEEP WINKING AND IT'S FUCKING CUTE.
Ok the yellow one is the cutest because he waved at me and Jiale and we went crazy and high and insane and.... ok whatever you name it.
Haiz, he is superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cute and I want to _____________ his ________.

OKAY GOOD.

Haha, I shall save the better ones for myself, so you guys will see this bad quality photo!!
(I was blocked by the ugly frog camera man la :()


Look, it's Banzai* hiding in the corner because it's so cold!


*Used-to-be class pet hamster


And this is a keychain that Jiale, ChingHsia, Yan Mae and Gina bought for me during their Malaysia trip!!

SO CUTE RIGHT!!


And some really old photos that I have no time to post this past week :(

































I'll be watch "Confessions of a Shopaholic in like, 3 more hours??!

OMG I REALLY CAN'T WAIT!
If you click on my blog last year's archives, I was already damn excited about this movie!!


AND THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!

OMG, the song "LoveBug" By Jonas Brothers is damn nice!!!!!!!


Enjoy :)


Anyway, I'm gonna sell off my brown dress, and YEAH, I HAVE GOT A CUSTOMER!
So damn happy, hope I'll receive my money tomorrow ;)

Certain guys can be such a shithead! Tsktsk.

This is real,
This is me, I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.

Hehe, that was from Camp Rock's song.


Juz so you know, Demi Lovato has got her own Youtube account,

And it's really really her account.


If you don't know who the hell she is, she's the lead female actress in Camp Rock!
AND SHE'S 100X better than that Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana, oh whateverrrrr.



Yesterday, I bought a pink file as I wanted to use it as my study file.
Yes, solely for studying only.

Hehe, I love the file a lot, because the way you take the worksheets out is fucking cool!!!


Anyway, I dreamt that I've got a lot of awesome clothes!!!!
Arghhhhh, it's time to save up..


Anyway, I'm doing this survey that I can get 20 bucks for it.
COOL RIGHT?

I can save money more already, so that I can get my hands on pretty clothes!!!


Later, I'll be going studying with Thadshayiniyyyy.
Hehehehe =)

Those who are born in the year of rat, horse, rabbit and rooster,

The 7th month is coming, yeah.
It's just this Friday, 1st of August! (tomorrow)



7th month indicates the Hungry Ghost Festival, which means that the gate of hell will open up, and there're a lot of things you cannot do.

Your ancestors will most probably pay you a visit, and UNWANTED 'visitors' too.


I'm born in the year of the Rooster, so I've to be really careful this year during the 7th month.
Oh well, if you're the same age as me, 15 and born in the year of 1993,
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING CAREFUL!!!!!!!

(Same goes for those whose zodiac is rat, horse and rabbit)



There're 6 things you cannot do:


1) Don't anyhow pick up things that are on the floor(because they might be left behind by soooome things). If you found money, donate them to charity.


2) When you're out late at night, REFRAIN from scolding vulgarities


3) If you see people burning hell money, clothes, maids, cars etc, WALK AWAY la stupid.


4) Refrain from going to the beach or taking a boat
(There're people who died there so you might see.......... ahem)

5) TRY not to go to places like cemetery, forest areas, hospitals


6) If somebody tells you to STOP doing something,
(stepping on the hell money ashes, don't turn behind when somebody calls your name, don't curse someone, etc), then don't do it.
If you insist on doing it and you think nobody's watching/care, you're wrong.
Somebody's watching.



Alright, here are also some things that old folks often tell us NOT to do during the seventh month


1) When you're walking home late at night and hear someone calling you, DON'T turn behind.

Why?
Your back forms a barrier between you and spirits, and if you turn behind, you're removing the barrier and exposing yourself to danger.


2) When people are burning hell money etc, don't step on any of the ashes.

Why?
Don't ask why, instead, they should be the one asking why you're stepping on their 'stuffs'.


3) IF you see that 'thing', you might not want to make it too obvious.

Why?
Don't scream, don't shout. Making it too obvious........ might not be a good thing afterall. Just keep quiet and leave that area. When you're far away, it's safer for you to do anything you want.

What if the 'thing' is staring at me?
Maybe....... you're stepping on something.

What if it's beside my friend?
Pull her away quietly, and leave.

What if I can't move?
Then......... continue facing that 'thing'.



MY FRIEND saw 'it' in the toilet, and she did the right thing by pulling me away and she cried later.
I don't wanna say her name, because she'd want to keep this low profile la :)
But I'm very very proud of her being so brave.



ANYWAY, I know I haven't been blogging for so many days..
I hope my readers are still here!! LOL.


I MADE A VIDEO!


Lol, it's just a new single song, Bossy by Lindsay Lohan.
SUPER NICE!

There're tons of photos of her during her hey days, so yup!


She's talented, yet wasted.

Haha.



Celebrity news!!!!!!!!!

PARIS HILTON MIGHT BE PREGNANT.
(Same as her best friend whore)

Anyway, I think that dress is hot!!

She's well known for being a drunk skank, but she's stopped drinking recently.
(Which is like a miracle!!)

Her boyfriend is the twin brother of Nicole Richie(Paris Hilton's best friend)'s boyfriend (Joel Madden).



Isn't it like seeing the same face of your best whore's boyfriend?

She's so goddamn retarded.


I bet Benji hooked up with her is because of her porn video!
So one night he might be having this conversation with his twin brother, Joel.

Joel: Omg, I saw your bitch's porn video. She's such a flat ass!
Benji: Yeah, how about your Richie bitch?
Joel: Damn she's flat too! Thank goodness our baby didn't take after her!
Benji: Haha, not bad brother. But that Hilton bitch is fine too lor! Just that she went for this boob job and I could see the scar..
Joel: I can't see the difference. Even if she went for that boob job, it's still.... FLAT.
Benji: Actually I'm feeling sick of Hilton. Since both of them are dumb blondes, wanna exchange partners for a week?
Joel: Damnit, sure!! I'd want to see how good your Hilton bitch is on bed man. Oh by the way, you might not want to smell Richie's body. SHE STINKS.

Okay, enough.

We played volleyball today, and it was fun!!


Everyone's so stressed :(

FOR A WHOLE MINUTE, I COULDN'T RECOGNISE HER!!!!!!!!

(Fine, she's still pretty. But still, everyone will agree that she's better when she wasn't pregnant!)


Seeeeeeeeeeee, this is the disadvantage of being pregnant....

I AM SO NOT GOING TO GIVE BIRTH!!!!!



But do you know that pregnant women are beautiful in their husbands' eyes?
Oh yeahh.

I wouldn't want to look beautiful when the truth is that I ain't beautiful with a huge lump.


But despite the pain they go through, the final result is sweet =)


Okay, I'm having second thoughts.
Oops.


HELLO? I AM ONLY FOURTEEEEEN GOING ON FIFTEEN!!!!

Marié Digby, Marié Digby.

Her songs are absolutely fantastic, and her voice is beautiful.
Really beautiful.

Very gentle and beautiful! AHH =)


My favourite song:

Yup, she recorded this and her album out in stores now.

She got recognised for her singing because of her famous homemade youtube video - Umbrella by Rihanna!



She's from LA, but her mum is a japanese and her dad's an angmoh so she's quite pretty! =)

AND HER VOICE IS UNIQUE!
(Well at least better than........ other singers.)

So go show her support and watch all her videos!!!!!!!



Oh and btw, I know people behind my back are like asking, "Hey, is the guy who's called Nick Gladys' boyfriend??"

Let me repeat, he is NOT my boyfriend.

Just an ordinary friend.
Okay, maybe not an ordinary friend. A good friend.

Shut the fuck up and swallow what I just told you.

It's not very nice to poke your nose into other people's business when you can't even handle yours. So shut up and stop asking.




Sigh, why can't my mother be as understanding as other mothers?
She should be expecting that I'll go out more than last year right!!!

Last year was like 14 only lor!
This year turning fucking fifteen right.....

Why can't my parents be as understanding as others?
Why can't we see eye to eye in everything?
Why do we have to end up quarreling whenever we open our mouth?

Dinner: "Cannot no money every week go out for what"
Movie+ Dinner with friend's mum: "cannot better stay home eat mine everytime go out for what"


Can they not be so old fashion?
Argh.

I HATE THEM AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THIS IS JUST PART OF MY TEENAGE LIFE AND I'M JUST BEING REBELLIOUS, I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I need "Say it again" by Marié Digby to cool me down.
Argh. I just hate situations like this.

And maybe, I'll update a better one another time.


Just......................... LET ME COOL DOWN!

Okay, I promise I will stop bullshitting.

While using Google to search for her pictures...

I found this:

These are the various korean actresses w/o contacts.

And the first girl is of course, Han Ga In..
While the second one is the girl who acted in My name is Kim Sam Soon.
And I have no idea who the rest are.



SEE HOW CONTACTS CAN MAKE YOUR EYES SO CUTE?!


That is why..... Hehehe.


Honestly, Han Ga is a natural beauty.


See:

She's like one of those few korean actresses who did not do any plastic surgery.


Her features are still all there!
Still as pretty as ever!!!!!!!!!!


I want to be like her :(

Anyway, I will update the pictures about yesterday LATER.
Because I'm using my brother's retarded computer.


**Updated:

GUESS WHAT?!

THE MOVIE, "Confessions of a Shopaholic" WHICH IS BASED ON MY FAVOURITE BOOK BY SOPHIE KINSELLA is COMING OUT ON VALENTINE'S DAY 2009!!!!!!!


I.AM.SO.GOING.TO.WATCH.IT.

I'm such a drama queen!


I was screaming away when I couldn't take out my contact lens.


It was alright for the putting in part.
But when it comes to the TAKING OUT PART, I can't feel my contact lens at all!!!!!

It's only my eyeballs and I can't possibly pluck/pinch/squeeze my eyeballs out!


I'm getting a phobia of contact lens.


Okay, but I really want to be spec-less.

In the end, I scratched my contact lens in despair and it created a hole in my contact lens.
Hahahahahaha.

4 March
I learned how to take it out!
(Without scratching it)

So much for being drama queen.

Got so depressed and broke down when I saw......... ARGH.
FUCK LA!!!!

I'm fucking sick of this fuckety thing okay.
Hello, same things don't look very nice hor!!!

I'll try to avoid talking to her.

5 March
Had a crazy class cheer practice!!
Virgin Mary, Flower, Beats, Moonlight Bay.. TOTALLY COOL.

And I misssssssssssss him so much =)
Stupid sailing and stuffs.. -.-


ANYWAY, Thadsha breasty and I went Bedok interchange to grab a bite.
The chicken rice is only 2 bucks but the soup taste like....... detergent.

We walked around there and entered a few shops that sell: Nice stiletto pumps, flats, shades (marykate olsen's shades rules), nice earrings, nice mirrors (anna sui!)


The shop, Sinma sells nice shades!
Especially those oversized ones!!!! (Mary-Kate Olsen super uber duper love)

Thadsha picked a few oversized shades for me to try, and it was super pretty!

A red oversized shades caught my attention, and so far, that's my favourite shades!!



The first time I saw MaryKate Olsen wore those oversized shades while holding her starbucks cup, I was like wondering, "Fuck. When can I wear this? My spectacles. Argh. "


The most I could do at that point of time was to try shades but I'll have to take off my spectacles............ (The very first time with Jiawen =))


BUT THANKS TO JOUYEE, MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!


I can now wear contact lens and wear shades at the same time!!

Say byebye to my retarded spectacles.
Argh =)


Okay, I'll need to buy (while shopping) :

-2in1 waterproof black liquid eyeliner (used up my brown one :( )
-A sporty-looking shoulder bag
-A pair of stiletto pumps
-Maybe that anna sui look-a-like mirror
-Screen protector for my camera
-Contact lens
-That red oversized shades

Hehe, I guess that's it! :D


Alright.. I need to plan how I'm going to spend my March holidays!!!

Lovee all of you =)
(Haha, touched yeah?)

Oh, did I mention that I LOVE MY TIE?!
Well, it's pretty hot!!!

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Alright, back to my main topic: CNY shopping spree!!

I have to ask my dad for some money before going on a really crazy shopping spree with friends.

I just love CNY can?!!
You get to buy new gorgeous clothes and get money! =)

Saw some pretty clothes in Esprit with Breast(Okay, from today onwards whenever I mention breast, it is referring to T Thadshayiniy!!) today.
I swear that shop has the most gorgeous black clothes ever!!!!

Arghhhhhhhhh!!
Lol, but today we had a really good time..

I mean, A FUCKING GOOD TIME!!!!!


Today, the population of the twits and retards were high, so we got to laugh more.

While having lunch at Long John Silver, I did something so fucking embarassing and disgusting!!
OMG breast and I were laughing for 15 minutes la!!

And DUH, I'm not going to blog about it and tell you guys what I did.
(PS. Btw, it has nothing to do with sex, you horny pervs)

AND BREAST YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE IF NOT.......!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guys beside our tables were looking at me as if I come from Pluto or something.

ARGH!!!!

But nevermind.
We still got to laugh at retards okay!

Picture of the day:

This kind of skinny jean(shown above) looks good, but not the coloured ones!

What the fuck is going on with people nowadays?
I mean, practically everyone is wearing it.

Nono, I don't mean everyone.
I mean EVERY EMO PEOPLE.

The very first person I saw wearing skinny jeans was Mary-Kate Olsen.
It look good, really good especially with those high pumps.

But now, what's happening to them?
Emo people are getting their hands on these jeans and spoiling them by trying their own retarded fashion style.

I'm not trying to insult anyone's style, because I myself stick to my own style too.

Like what my MSN personal msg was a few weeks ago,
"Fashion come and go, but style is forever."

But when a group of people are dressing up as emo people, it is not STYLE anymore.
It is trend.

Haiz, skinny jeans are great but don't be emo with these jeans la.
Please try some other shorts or something, maybe with Calvin Klein underwears or bra I don't care!!

Let the glamorous people wear them and show you how it's done!!

And not just with your black Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt!!
*roll eyes*

Oh, that was meant for emo people =)