Alright, let's take a test, and we shall see how many things I'm afraid of alright?

I shall be very honest in the test.....
So yup, here it goes!!!


PS: I got this from the friendster bulletin.

The rules:
If you get more than 30 I strongly recommend some counseling!

If you get more than 20 you’re paranoid.

If you get 11-20 then you are normal.

If you get 10 or less you’re fearless.

People who don’t have any are full of crap!

OMG!!!!
They said that if I got more than 30, I'd need counseling.....

So the outcome is that...
I NEED COUNSELING?


Haha, like real lor.


It's normal what.


Taking the birds for an example.
I HATE BIRDS.

They just urine and shit on your head okay??


And they are so fucking ugly looking...




I'm not afraid to admit that I fear Big hairy arses!! It is such a turn off to see your partner on bed with a hairy ass..

It's like black thin worms all over!!!!



I fear giving birth too.

I heard that the doctor will insert this pill into your ahem, and then the hole will extend don't know how many centimeters!!!!!

And when giving birth, sometimes the hole will tear open.
(because the baby's head too big)


YUCKS.


Okay, I shall update today with one NDP photo first..........



Their performances were superb, and it was definitely awesome to take photos with them!!!!!



LALALALALALA, MEOW!~
(Eww, I hate cats. They are the most dangerous animals on earth.
The way they stare at you is even scarier than your mother's when you failed your maths test.)

After begging my mother yesterday, she let me went out with Thadshayiniy to National Day Preview lor!!

Haha, there're SO MANY SO MANY photos we took, but I'll take some time to upload, because there're too many photos!



Here, I shall update with what is inside the goodie bag!!!!

• A telly tubby looking hand!!

• Nuts?
  

• Halls MINI! - Taste nice
  

• A bookmark?
  

• NDP CAP!
  

There're also drinks, medicated oil, this helicopter looking thing, magazines, poncho, tattoos and a recycle plastic bag.

Nothing much this year actually :(



AND THE WORST IS THAT THE BAG IS SO UGLY...............






It's like some fish market plastic bag can?


Even the NTUC is nicer lor..

It's green and has got some pictures over there..

Then the NDP bag is like.. blue, red??
Like girls' menses smeared across a paper bag??



Just now I went to my cousin's one month thingy, and I realised her name was Reanne.
So nice can!!

We ate buffet at Jumbo seafood restaurant, and the food was nice there :D







OH AND GUESS WHAT?!




THANKS TO THADSHAYINIY!!!!!!!!
MUACKS!

I really enjoyed yesterday!

Especially the singing part and the last part!!!!!! =)


PS: I promise I'll update the National day preview pictures!

OMG, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!

Somebody is selling his life!!!!!

You can bid for Ian Usher's life at Ebay!

On his website, this is what he wrote:

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!

No, I'm not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below.

However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.

On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me.

This is really freaky!

Leading somebody's life, having somebody's friends and job.

Oh god.



The bidder gets his house, his car and motorbike, his jet ski, spa, and much more.
Not only that, he can get his lifestyle (skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding), friends and his job (at a rug store)!


When asked why he wanted to sell his life, he wrote:

I met and married the best girl in the world. I loved her with all my heart, and she loved me back too. However, after over twelve years together and five years of fantastic married happiness, I was hit with a bolt from the blue.

I now live alone in a house that was being built for us to live in together. I still have all of our furniture that we bought together in our previous home. I still have the car we owned. I am still surrounded by all the memorabilia of our years together.

And despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife so much. Everything in my home is a reminder of the wonderful past we shared.

Honestly speaking, his house is super nice la!!!!!!

It's simple yet elegant somehow in a way..


And and and, his job is pretty fun I suppose!
I don't mind being a rug seller.... LOL!!!

For more information, you can visit his website:




Well, if you want to bid for his life, you'd better be fast.

There's only 4 days left til the auction is over!!!!!!
(Okay, I am so heartless)

At this insane rate everyone is going, people will be chopping off their sex organs and selling it on ebay.


Anyway, I've got a freaking new teacher! -- Mrs Ong

She's boring, speaks a lot and I can practically fall asleep in her class.

It seemed that all she ever talks about is..........




Save us.

---

Oh, and a quiz!!!
(i've been tagged by Jessie, LOL :D)

Rules & Regulations of this quiz are:

a) People who have been tagged must write their answer on their blogs & replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
b) Tag 6 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Q: If your lover betrayed you, what would be your reaction?
A: Stuck in time.

Q: If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?
1. Be happy forever!
2. Do well for my examinations.
3. Loads of money.

Q: Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
A: When I was young, LOL!

Q: Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
A: Yes, but every optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Q: Would you change yourself for the person you love?
A: Maybe.

Q: Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
A: Being loved by someone.

Q: How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
A: Depends.....

Q: If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
A: Pull his cock out and burn his girlfriend's vagina.

Q: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
A: Don't know leh..

Q: Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?
A: Sometimes.

Q: Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
A: Duh.

Q: Who are currently the most important people to you?
A: FAMILY(Mummy daddy brother) AND FRIENDS (Thadsha, Jiawen, Jiale, Jessie and MANY MORE)

Q: Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
A: I guess everyone have gone through that..

Q: What's the ideal perfect relationship to you?
A: A happy one.

Q: Are you happy with your life?
A: Maybe. Yeah, I guess so :)

Q: What type of friends do you like?
A: Simple, sincere, sweet, loyal, caring, able to keep secrets.

Q: Do you often wish that there are something you could change?
A: Oh god, there'll be a never-ending list.......

Q: During a raining day, would you like a guy to walk with you, or to shelter you?
A: Whose the guy? o_o

Q: What would be the thing you dislike the most?
A: Pretenders.

Q: What would you notice about people of the different gender?
A: Personality, how they talk, their behaviour and their eyes.

Tagged:
Apparently, none.

It's been a few decade since I blogged, so I'm going to blog about malaysia.

Just that this time, it's all photos!!
(I know that you guys wouldn't like to see everything in text, yeah?)

ARE YOU ALL MISSING ME OR NOT?!

BECAUSE I DO NOT MISS ALL OF YOU.
But I miss all of you a hell load!

The computer's fucking slow can!!
5 photos need at least five minutes!


Okayokay, PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so in the end I stopped disturbing her.

BTW, PARKSONS IS HAVING A MEGA BIG SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought a Chanel necklace.
(apparently, the logo is fake lol)

BUT SUPER NICE LOR!!!!!!!!!!


TODAY,











After that, we went to Highway hotel to eat steamboat!!


The government is fucking crazy!

Are they really desperate for money?
So why do i still see beggars around Malaysia??!



After that, we were super full!!!!!!!!!

Went back to the shop and find en en!






Damn, I only have got 1hour left to use the computer!!!!


I shall play SDO now, BYE BYEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm going Penang soon.
Hehe ;P

I'm going Malaysia in 8 hours time.

ANY LAST WORD???????!!!!
(Haha, you can sms me 1 min before I leave)


Okay fine.

I shall post my very last post in SINGAPORE.
Actually, I will really miss everyone here so you'd better miss me back too!

But what's making me excited is my baby cousin!!!!!!


Haha, her name is JESSIE.
And my friend's name is also Jessie!

=)


Anyway, last night was really fun!
(EXCEPT THAT I DID NOT GET TO EAT MASHED POTATO)

There was some Waterfest event going on, so we stopped by to take a look.




Despite being hungry for so many hours, THADSHA PULLED ME INTO FULLERTON HOTEL.




Guess what we did?


Nono, you dirty perv.










We.....................






















I like Fullerton hotel's fishes!

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR GLADYS PNG'S ATTENTION!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.





Enough, how can I be happy when slimy, long and orange things are fighting for me??!

YUCKS.



After that, we came out of the toilet because we were feeling really really super hungry!!!

BUT, that THADSHAYINIY HOPPED TO THE FOUNTAIN AND THUS........





Me: "OMG, I SERIOUSLY NEED TO EAT!!! I AM VERY HUNGRY!!!!!"
*Starts strangling Thadsha*


That is why whenever I AM HUNGRY, I WILL GO CRAZY!!!!!
*Scientifically proven and tested


Just then, we saw a ice cream cart and immediately, I dashed towards it!

THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH BREAD IS DELICIOUS!!!!!

Haiz, talking about food now makes me a bit hungry.....
BUT....................

I WANT TO CONTINUE BLOGGING OKAY.


You guys ought to love for I'm so dedicated to blogging and sacrifice my hunger for all of you man :)


Haha, anyway scenery at night is always the best at Boat Quay ~






Then, we walked to MacDonalds to grab our dinner.

But we ended up in Burger King because there was no cheese burger value meal.
HEHEHEHEHE.


While eating, there was this two old women who was talking and looking at us at the same time.
Suddenly when I was about to grab a second bite of my burger, they suddenly said

"Eh girls.. How come both of you eat so much but still so skinny ah?"

Thadsha and I choked on our burgers and were like, "HUH??!!"

That was quite a compliment, but when I look at my own body I wonder if they're lying or not lor!!!!
(For thadsha it's true that she's skinny!!!!)



But both of them are really nice and started asking us about our family and school.



After that they left and we continued eating and laughing over what they said.


SUDDENLY I SAW A LIGHTNING AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE FIREWORKS!

This is the stupid part.


Why?
Because you'll get so fucking excited and forget there're lumps everywhere!

Which is why I broke my favourite slipper!!!!!!!!


Super heartbroken la..

I thought if I can take a good picture of the fireworks then it's worth it la..
BUT THE PICTURE TURNED OUT TO BE LIKE SOME ALIENS ATTACKING THE CITY.



And I had to walk around like some crippled old granny!!!


And there was this philipino maid who was laughing at me!!!!!!
FUCK HER LA.

I called my father and he just said, "You're just making things difficult for me. See? Little things must make people fetch you!"

But it is true what!!!!

I can barely walk, not to mention climbing up the stairs.
How to board the bus?? :(


Haha, luckily kind breasty thadshayiniy exchanged her shoe with me so we could take turns and wear!!!




We tried changing the positions but there were so many 'things' that were staring at us so we just gave them the fuck face.



Apparently, they were stupid and one even lifted up his smelly armpit and polluted the whole MRT.

Then I said loudly, "Walao.. Can you just close your hairy armpit.. Smelly like shit la!!! Don't make us suffer can anot??! "

That's for that smelly bangla, but he did not get it and continued staring at Thadshayiniy's breast and his armpit was still widely opened.


This time, Thadshayiniy used her super power facial expression............


And he ran out of the train!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA.

We kept laughing and laughing over retarded things, but when the train came to Bedok, it was really sad la!!!!!!!! =(

We hugged goodbye and she shaked my hand and said, "Good luck to you and the things around you."

LOL!!


I will come back real fast from Malaysia okay breasty!! =)


Anyway, I WILL, still be updating this blog as there's internet over there.....

I WILL MISS EVERYONE!


I need to cut my hair in Malaysia okay!
Super thick now.....

Maybe I'll get some souvenirs too.. Haha, because I've got 40 ringgits!!!!!


Now, I've got 4h 30 mins before I leave Singapore......

MISS ME EVERYONE!