Just a few hours more and a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" message will be sent to a birthday boy!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! :)


Today's sex education was disgusting.
Argh, can you imagine the person actually showed us pictures of a guy's dick??!!

I mean, we're just 15.
Fine, I'm a baby-ish 14.

UNDERAGE PORN OKAY.


Somemore the dick looked so........ distorted.

Haha, and the person was like telling everyone.

"So if I have a one night stand with someone... blahblahblah"


And she even taught everyone how to use a condom!!!!!!!!
Haha, to put the skill into good use.

Anyway, school was pretty fun! :)

But the sad part was that Ms Sajnani got very angry and threw our worksheets into the dustbin.
She even stomped off and didn't come back for 2 whole periods!

And the class started making noise.

So Shanice and I took the worksheets out from the dustbin and gave them out..
Sometimes I just............
miss 2/7 so much because I know that they wouldn't do this to the teacher :(



Other than that, everything's pretty fun..........
EXCEPT THAT GOT ONE BREAST NEVER COME >:(

Enough of common tests, cheering competition, cross country and everything.

Because.................

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS PEOPLE!!!!!!


The long awaited one that everyone have been looking forward to get away from school and stress!

And the main thing is that, I wish to have a great holiday this week.........
(Which will most probably come true after one million years later)

Hehe, anyway I'm really proud of myself for having to put contact lens so fast!!
I know this sounds pretty retarded, but for my standard for learning things, it's kinda good.


So before tuition, after a few minutes I woke up, I put on my light brown contact lens and.....
TA-DAA! I'm a spec-less GLADYS :)


At first it looked weird.
But I kept staring into the mirror until I got quite used to it so I let the mirror rest for a while.

Heheheheehe, then my tuition teacher came and asked me, "Gladys, where's your specs? Can you see me?? Can see this number anot??"


We used to be against contact lens, but because I'm such a vainpot, I took the risk and put plastic into my eyes!!!!!

After tuition, to refrain from poking my contact lens, I put on a little makeup. (a lot lesser than I used to)

And so, I was late. AGAIN.

Haha, as usual la.


Jiawen and I walked around.. Looking for anything nice/gorgeous/glamorous to buy.
(Our theory of 'Cheap yet chic')

I wanted to buy a pair of shades so badly because I'm wearing contacts now!!

And I found this shades that Thadsha picked for me when we went to Bedok interchange..
IT WAS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS.

But I'm kinda a miser when it comes to this kind of things.

Haha, money is hard to earn so maybe next time I'll get Thadsha to choose one for me at a much lower price hahahahahaha =)

We got quite hungry and went to Breeks and I have to admit that they have the best waffle fries and spaghetti ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice lighting at Breeks =)

"Peek-a-boo!"

Apparently, I can't feel the breeze at all.

Huge tomato sauce bottle! YUMMEH!

Sorry hor, my bag don't have like saying hello. It's the owner who likes it ;)

My hair? Haha, it's Jiawen's HAIR!!!!! Fillet-o-fish.

We've got brown eyes!!!
(actually, i cant even see the colour hehehe)

Okay la, I was really bored that time..... so.......... :)

Nostrils flaring

Wooooo...

1,2,3.... LAUGH!!!!!!

Below the pictures are taken by Jiawen,
featuring me (her doll-lookalike!)

"Yes Jiawennnnnnn? You want to pinch me izzitttttt"

Haha, why toilet must have such pretty walls?
(okay la, not very pretty, but not bad for toilets already)


You wouldn't want to mess with us, because we can be pretty ferocious..
(just joking :D)

Jiawen's eye! (Which she used for experiment)

Coming out soooooooonnnn..............
(Sorry for the dragging. Just trying to make the atmosphere scarier. hahaha)

Can you believe we spend 10 mins laughing at this giant tap??

People just fart so loudly and freely when they are shitting and urinating....
LOL!!!!


Next stop: Watsons. (Your essential store for almost everything)

AND GUESS WHAT WE BOUGHT?!
I bought a liquid eyeliner.
Jiawen bought a leave-on hair moisturizer.



But,
WE BOUGHT PANTIES!!



Okay, the panties are white and have got diamond hearts on them!
DAMN CUTE OKAY!

It's the first time I'm like buying such a personal thing with my friend.
So it was pretty awkward, BUT FUN!!!!!



Me: "Jiawen, you see this candy box! SO CUTE!"
JW: -open mouth very big-
JW: Waaaaa.. Cute!
JW: EH, no! THESE ARE CONDOMS!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHA, she fell for it for a second.

And to get back at me, when Nick came, she went to tell him:

JW: Nick, Gladys wants you to buy some candies for her.
Nick: Okay.
JW: Come come.
Me: -Laugh to myself-
JW: Here.
Nick: HAHA!

Obviously, he knew that those were condoms!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA, Jiawen you can't fool him hahahahahaa =P



So we walked around again.................
PET SAFARI MY DEAR!!!!

Super super super cute okay! The pi gu super big lor..

"Don't act cool la Mr bunny!! Or is it Miss bunny?"

And went to Starbucks for 'starbuck window shopping'.
Too poor to get anything.


See see no eat eat! :(

And we went to 7eleven to get ourselves some mashed potato.

Yep, and we went home.
Thanks for the ride, Jiawen!!!! =)


And now, I'm smsing Thadsha as she's outside having supper now!!!!!
-Stomach grumbles-

:(

Hungry + Tired = VERY VERY sad Gladys.
Sigh.


But something + Friends = Happy Gladys!

HEHEHE!


*This post was written at 2am*



OH, and there's something I want to show you all of you.................!

DOG STYLE.

Haha, have you ever seen a funny condom commercial on the TV before?
I haven't seen it on any of Singapore's channels before.


My brother and I were checking Youtube out for cool videos until one of the related videos showed us, "Funny Condom Advertisement!"


Here are some condom commericals I like!!

In ancient England, a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they needed permission from the King, if the King gave them a placard then they had hang it on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it.