Those who are born in the year of rat, horse, rabbit and rooster,

The 7th month is coming, yeah.
It's just this Friday, 1st of August! (tomorrow)



7th month indicates the Hungry Ghost Festival, which means that the gate of hell will open up, and there're a lot of things you cannot do.

Your ancestors will most probably pay you a visit, and UNWANTED 'visitors' too.


I'm born in the year of the Rooster, so I've to be really careful this year during the 7th month.
Oh well, if you're the same age as me, 15 and born in the year of 1993,
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING CAREFUL!!!!!!!

(Same goes for those whose zodiac is rat, horse and rabbit)



There're 6 things you cannot do:


1) Don't anyhow pick up things that are on the floor(because they might be left behind by soooome things). If you found money, donate them to charity.


2) When you're out late at night, REFRAIN from scolding vulgarities


3) If you see people burning hell money, clothes, maids, cars etc, WALK AWAY la stupid.


4) Refrain from going to the beach or taking a boat
(There're people who died there so you might see.......... ahem)

5) TRY not to go to places like cemetery, forest areas, hospitals


6) If somebody tells you to STOP doing something,
(stepping on the hell money ashes, don't turn behind when somebody calls your name, don't curse someone, etc), then don't do it.
If you insist on doing it and you think nobody's watching/care, you're wrong.
Somebody's watching.



Alright, here are also some things that old folks often tell us NOT to do during the seventh month


1) When you're walking home late at night and hear someone calling you, DON'T turn behind.

Why?
Your back forms a barrier between you and spirits, and if you turn behind, you're removing the barrier and exposing yourself to danger.


2) When people are burning hell money etc, don't step on any of the ashes.

Why?
Don't ask why, instead, they should be the one asking why you're stepping on their 'stuffs'.


3) IF you see that 'thing', you might not want to make it too obvious.

Why?
Don't scream, don't shout. Making it too obvious........ might not be a good thing afterall. Just keep quiet and leave that area. When you're far away, it's safer for you to do anything you want.

What if the 'thing' is staring at me?
Maybe....... you're stepping on something.

What if it's beside my friend?
Pull her away quietly, and leave.

What if I can't move?
Then......... continue facing that 'thing'.



MY FRIEND saw 'it' in the toilet, and she did the right thing by pulling me away and she cried later.
I don't wanna say her name, because she'd want to keep this low profile la :)
But I'm very very proud of her being so brave.



ANYWAY, I know I haven't been blogging for so many days..
I hope my readers are still here!! LOL.


I MADE A VIDEO!


Lol, it's just a new single song, Bossy by Lindsay Lohan.
SUPER NICE!

There're tons of photos of her during her hey days, so yup!


She's talented, yet wasted.

Haha.



Celebrity news!!!!!!!!!

PARIS HILTON MIGHT BE PREGNANT.
(Same as her best friend whore)

Anyway, I think that dress is hot!!

She's well known for being a drunk skank, but she's stopped drinking recently.
(Which is like a miracle!!)

Her boyfriend is the twin brother of Nicole Richie(Paris Hilton's best friend)'s boyfriend (Joel Madden).



Isn't it like seeing the same face of your best whore's boyfriend?

She's so goddamn retarded.


I bet Benji hooked up with her is because of her porn video!
So one night he might be having this conversation with his twin brother, Joel.

Joel: Omg, I saw your bitch's porn video. She's such a flat ass!
Benji: Yeah, how about your Richie bitch?
Joel: Damn she's flat too! Thank goodness our baby didn't take after her!
Benji: Haha, not bad brother. But that Hilton bitch is fine too lor! Just that she went for this boob job and I could see the scar..
Joel: I can't see the difference. Even if she went for that boob job, it's still.... FLAT.
Benji: Actually I'm feeling sick of Hilton. Since both of them are dumb blondes, wanna exchange partners for a week?
Joel: Damnit, sure!! I'd want to see how good your Hilton bitch is on bed man. Oh by the way, you might not want to smell Richie's body. SHE STINKS.

Okay, enough.

We played volleyball today, and it was fun!!


Everyone's so stressed :(

Omg, omg, omg, omg.

I can't believe I'm sick.



I vomited 5 times in a row, in the middle of the night, and I ALMOST VOMITED MY WHOLE LUNGS OUT.

Just now, I went to the clinic with my mother and the doctor said that because of the freaking bubble tea I drank yesterday, I'm having food poisoning!

I shouldn't have drink it on a empty stomach la!



My brother's friend is NOW at my house, and both of them = hell.

Fuckit, I just can't rest in peace.


I've been SHITTING AND VOMITING NON-STOP.


Anyway, I'm going to update the photos.................
THIS FRIDAY!
(Malaysia + Sentosa)

Now, I've got an excuse for not coming to CCA.
I'M FUCKING SICK.


Mr Lohman, you do not have any excuse to scold me again lor.

Anyway, I went for duty yesterday!!
You better pay me $5 for every drop of sweat.




Jiawen, Nadiah and I had fun at backstage!

Er, minus the horror stories!

Backstage is indeed very scary, with the dim lights and with the super quiet environment, you can make a horror movie there!!

We were talking about TeleTubbies.
Yes, the super famous 4 fat little alienic things:

Apparently, I heard from my primary school friend that during the period Teletubbies were very popular, a child saw her teletubby toy laughing in the middle of the night!!


Jiawen also told me that one of classmates also somehow experience such a thing!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WANTED A TELETUBBY CAKE ON MY 6TH BIRTHDAY!!
Argh.

I've given away all my Teletubby stuff toys..
(The ones you can push their stomach and they will start laughing and talking)




But...........

THERE'RE MORE IN MY FATHER'S ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was searching for something in my father's room when I opened this box filled with many balls.
I opened one of the balls................



AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND?!






















Actually, it was supposed to be a keychain, but still very super scary lor!!!!!!



Anyway, I hope I can get the XDO Full client CD.
Wonder if they send to Singapore..

(Anyway, it's freaking free! LOL)

OMG, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!

Somebody is selling his life!!!!!

You can bid for Ian Usher's life at Ebay!

On his website, this is what he wrote:

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!

No, I'm not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below.

However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.

On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me.

This is really freaky!

Leading somebody's life, having somebody's friends and job.

Oh god.



The bidder gets his house, his car and motorbike, his jet ski, spa, and much more.
Not only that, he can get his lifestyle (skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding), friends and his job (at a rug store)!


When asked why he wanted to sell his life, he wrote:

I met and married the best girl in the world. I loved her with all my heart, and she loved me back too. However, after over twelve years together and five years of fantastic married happiness, I was hit with a bolt from the blue.

I now live alone in a house that was being built for us to live in together. I still have all of our furniture that we bought together in our previous home. I still have the car we owned. I am still surrounded by all the memorabilia of our years together.

And despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife so much. Everything in my home is a reminder of the wonderful past we shared.

Honestly speaking, his house is super nice la!!!!!!

It's simple yet elegant somehow in a way..


And and and, his job is pretty fun I suppose!
I don't mind being a rug seller.... LOL!!!

For more information, you can visit his website:




Well, if you want to bid for his life, you'd better be fast.

There's only 4 days left til the auction is over!!!!!!
(Okay, I am so heartless)

At this insane rate everyone is going, people will be chopping off their sex organs and selling it on ebay.


Anyway, I've got a freaking new teacher! -- Mrs Ong

She's boring, speaks a lot and I can practically fall asleep in her class.

It seemed that all she ever talks about is..........




Save us.

---

Oh, and a quiz!!!
(i've been tagged by Jessie, LOL :D)

Rules & Regulations of this quiz are:

a) People who have been tagged must write their answer on their blogs & replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
b) Tag 6 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Q: If your lover betrayed you, what would be your reaction?
A: Stuck in time.

Q: If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?
1. Be happy forever!
2. Do well for my examinations.
3. Loads of money.

Q: Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
A: When I was young, LOL!

Q: Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
A: Yes, but every optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Q: Would you change yourself for the person you love?
A: Maybe.

Q: Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
A: Being loved by someone.

Q: How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
A: Depends.....

Q: If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
A: Pull his cock out and burn his girlfriend's vagina.

Q: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
A: Don't know leh..

Q: Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?
A: Sometimes.

Q: Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
A: Duh.

Q: Who are currently the most important people to you?
A: FAMILY(Mummy daddy brother) AND FRIENDS (Thadsha, Jiawen, Jiale, Jessie and MANY MORE)

Q: Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
A: I guess everyone have gone through that..

Q: What's the ideal perfect relationship to you?
A: A happy one.

Q: Are you happy with your life?
A: Maybe. Yeah, I guess so :)

Q: What type of friends do you like?
A: Simple, sincere, sweet, loyal, caring, able to keep secrets.

Q: Do you often wish that there are something you could change?
A: Oh god, there'll be a never-ending list.......

Q: During a raining day, would you like a guy to walk with you, or to shelter you?
A: Whose the guy? o_o

Q: What would be the thing you dislike the most?
A: Pretenders.

Q: What would you notice about people of the different gender?
A: Personality, how they talk, their behaviour and their eyes.

Tagged:
Apparently, none.

Malaysia's ghost movies rock!

In my previous post, I mentioned about watching movie with Thadsha and her mother right?


We went to watch Congkak, named after a traditional game.
It was definitely a really really scary movie okay!!!!!!

Kazman is a dedicated husband who, despite his wife Sufiah's protests, decided to buy a bungalow for their family near a lake as a family getaway. Anxious in the new house, Sufiah feels as if someone is watching her. Her daughter Lisa, who would always go downstairs at night to play congkak with someone whom she could only see, compounds her uneasiness. Sufiah throws the congkak in the lake, but is awakened the next night by the sound of the congkak being played again and upon investigation, she sees an old lady playing it. When her daughter disappears, the oldest resident in that area, Pak Tua, comes to the family's rescue and helps in locating the missing family members.

Looking at my post title for today, it's like DUH!

Every girl knows this.




It's obviously the (.)(.) and the 3
For your info, these are breasts and ass.

Looking at the rate of men raping women nowadays,
I'd sometimes wonder, "Eh, are you guys really that despo that even if there's faggots inside the vagina you'd still stuff your penis in it??!!"

Or maybe......

"Even if the breasts are just bones you guys would still suck it??"



Alright.

This is a classic example.


BUT before I show you the picture,
please get some plastic bags or something else which you can vomit into.

I'm giving you 2 minutes to get it now.

GO!!


It's definitely the most disgusting breast implants I've ever seen....


So................. Get ready.....

Oh bloody fucking yes!

ISN'T IT DISGUSTING?!

Is this some kind of Japanese Occupation rotting corpse baking in the sun??

The hands look as if it's decomposing!!!!!!!!


Oi you perverts, are you masturbating now??
Nice right??


The next picture is all guys' number 2 favourite asset!!!!!!!!

Yes, you can do it in many different styles/positions!
Doggy style, cat style, horse style, cow style......

And this, I s'pose must be the biggest and nicest a guy ever wanted!!!!!!!


Presenting you the worst butt implants ever!!!!!!!












Walao eh, like two basketballs poking out liddat sia..


I bet this woman was really greedy so she called the doctor to make her ass bigger by putting more air/silicone/milk/shit.

I bet the dick will be squashed very soon if.......... HAHAHAAHA!


Okay.
Enough of this retarded looking piece of Jap Occupation stuffs,
I'M GOING TO DO MY MATHS HOMEWORK AND GET A1 FOR MATHS!!!!!!


PS: Don't come to my blog just because you want to look at the photos and masturbate!!!!!
Hahahaha :X


Resources: awfulplasticsurgery.com


By the way, I made a new blogskin!

Click click:
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I was so angry yesterday that I forgot to wish everyone a..........



HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!

Gave some of the 3/5 lollipops and not forgetting my close friends:
Jiawen, Jiale, ChingHsia, Yan Mae and GINA!!!!!!! :)

And about Thadsha's Valentine's day gift:
I already know what to buy. But not now, yet.

Haha!! :)

Anyway, I love all my gifts a lot and of course, equally.

(There's still more.. From Gina and Jesslyn but I ate it out of greed!!!!!!)

"Breast!! You think i take this pouch glam anot?!"
"Aiyaa not bad! I think that one also not bad!"
"Hmm I want to look glamorous leh.. hehehehe"
"Ya................."
*And her eyes f0llowed this vampire looking guy......*


Then, we headed for Kopitiam and ate our lunch.

Just as we sat down........



THADSHA'S GOT A THIRD EYE!

Just as I spotted the short haired woman, she disappeared!


AHHHHHH!
And Thadsha was laughing and crying in fear..

Kopitiam is just so scary can?!


Anyway, we went to buy 7 Eleven and bought ice-creams.

As MacDonald didn't allow us to take outside food, we ate our ice cream over there and asked each other whether we want burgers anot!!

It was hilarious!!!!!


Argh, I've got nothing to post nowadays..
Oh yes one: I haven't touched my Maths Tutor for a few weeks. And I'm going to do it now!!

But before that, sleeping first =)

OUR SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH TWITS.

And, see this! (Recommended by Jiawen)


To watch more, click here!
Super funny!!!!!

What a jerk :(

My blog isn't all about my daily life, but also interesting things!

After watching the Tyra Banks show, I decided to post about.....

Primordial Dwalves!


So here you are, wondering what the hell is that.

It is a human.
Just a little bit shorter than others.

Okay, a LOT MORE shorter.

And let me tell you, they're shorter than a baby.

Seriously.

Bridgette(left) is 17 years old and brad is 15.
(As featured in Tyra Banks show.)

Primordial Dwarves are the world's smallest people and they are really rare as there are only 100+ of them in the world.





I find them kinda cute though.

Their voices, oh, it's the best part!
I love their voices! It's so cuteee and cute and then cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Do you know that when they're born, they will have wear dolls' shoes?!

I really admire them for being so brave as they are able to face audience though they know they will be critisized and made fun of.

Its something that not many people can achieve..
So, yeah..


Today I saw him and I blushed :)


** I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BREAST IS HAPPENING BUT THE PHOTOS OF THE PRIMORDIAL DWALVES ARE NOT SHOWING UP! **
I apologise personally to everyone out here, but you can view the photos by searching 'primordial dwalves' at google image search :)

Whoever is/ARE spamming my tagboard, let me get this fucking straight:

THIS IS MY BLOG AND I HAVE THE FUCKING

RIGHTS TO WRITE ABOUT ANYONE.


Challenge me yeah?
We'll SEE.


Kuku? (IP:218.212.232.166)
Aww, fancy yourself using the name that I gave to Hitler. Oh well, since you like the name 'kuku' so much....

Allhailhitler? (IP: 58.182.212.233)
Aww, that's really sweet. You might as well just suck his 'sweet' dicky.

Oh and besides, how'd you know how long I've been learning about him?
How can you ASSUME that I've just learned?

Something's very wrong..
Just use your brains before tagging my tagboard. You've already given yourself away, TSKTSK.

Oh yeah, forgot to add in.
Since reading my blog offended you in some ways, then get lost la!


Hmph,

I shall talk about today(:

Thanks to Jiawen, I was able to survive today's lessons.
But after recess, I BEGGED her to give me another mint but she refused.

"Very expensive one leh..."
"Huh? PLEASE GIVE ME ONE.. LAST ONE I PROMISE!!!!!!!!"
"Cannot la... I need it for every morning.."
"I give you back tomorrow okay!!!"
"NOOOOOO!"
"I give you 3 mints if you give me this very last one!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Now you know, how stingy Jiawen is!!
Just for a mint that is hardly bigger than 0.5cm!

Hahahahahahs, but at least she gave me earlier.

During chinese lesson, Thadsha and I walked from the home-ec room and she got emo and started holding my shoulder and I held back hers.

There was this stupid teacher who knows nothing about friendship and told us off, "Girls, do you think you have to do that while walking?"

Apparently, he'd already mistaken as for 'lesbians'.

Oh man, so if he does that to his BEST FRIEND, he's a gay?

I've never met such stupid teachers. ARGH.


And yes, remembered that today is the FIRST DAY OF HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVAL?
(Fuck, received a dozen of chainletters in my inbox)

Something creepy happened to me today!

I was entering the lift and before I could even turn back to press "4", the lift just closed immediately behind me!

It didn't happened in these past few years. Normally, lifts would stay there for 1 minute or so before closing the door.

Call me retarded or dumb because I closed my eyes in the lift and praying that I wouldn't see anything that have the ability to frighten me to death.

Thank goodness the stupid lift door opened!!!!!!!

I rushed out and within two second, the door CLOSED IMMEDIATELY.
And it all happened before I could even turn back and see.

I know this might freak some of you guys out there but..............





weird things do happen during........ the seventh month.

*gulps*