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The Holistic Holidays. (not really holistic.....)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Okay, I forgot to update this!

SHOPPING SPREE WITH THADSHA.


And I bought the most gorgeous jacket ever!
(Well to me, HAHA)

And she bought her old yet new shades and many gorgeous things!

HAHA, SEXY.

"Can we take neoprints please?"
"No WAY!"
"Can we take the free one?"
"Okay."

HAHAHAAHAHA, we are the cheapskate breasts!!!!!





We never fail to look up while taking the escalator.

(First attempt: FAILED. Due to sun burn)

(2nd attempt: OKAY JUST FORGET IT!)



Oh, and remember that I mention about how heavenly P.osh brownies are??!!

Alright, so I bought the Em N Ann one.
(hope I didn't get the spelling wrong :P)

Pretty disgusting here because I took a bite.... AHAHAHAHA.

But it's chewy alright!




And of course, camwhoring sessions began soon after dinner!



These pair of legs seem to be familiar yeah................................ tsktsk.


And to advertise her gorgeous legs, she decided to put my leg inside toooo!!!!!
(Because I'm famous!!!!!!! Alright, I'm not)


There were so many blisters but my cute flats managed to hide them :P



Friday

I went out with Nick to Vivocity.

It was really a fun and cool outing.
Yup, we had a great time hanging out together, chatting and of course laughing at some silly things.

He treated me to Ben and Jerry's and we walked outside to enjoy nature.
Hehe.

We decided to catch a movie together and as he's eligible to watch Rule #1, I couldn't get in as I'm only....... 15. (Fine, I'm 14 because there's still quite some time to my birthday)

The security guard stopped me from entering and wanted to check my IC.

"Eh, show IC."
"....... OH FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I DIDN'T BRING IT!" (pretend to cry miserably)
"Oh sorry hor. Cannot let you go in."
"But I bought the tickets.............."
"Go refund or change to another show lor."

ARGH!!!!!!!
But the thing is, I wouldn't be that stupid as if to change to refund my ticket/watch another movie.

Instead, I change my ticket to 'Horton' which I don't really show much interest in.

I ushered Nick to go in first and watch his Rule Number 1 while I waited for quite sometime before entering using my 'Horton' movie ticket and sneaked inside theater 10. (Where the Rule number 1 was taking place)

Haha, clever anot??!!


Rule #1: It's kinda sad... which I didn't expect the ending to be like that.

Why was it NC16?
Most probably because of the scene when Fiona Xie got fucked by Shawn Yue.


But the pregnant pauses are pretty scary....
Luckily beside me......... =)


After the movie, we walked outside again as the weather was pretty good.




But soon, it began to rain!

Guess luck wasn't on my side.
Sigh.


Anyway, I like this photo! :)



AND AND, there's a really cute shop where you can make your very own stuff toy!!

You can buy panties, bra, prams, handbags, handphones, shades, bed, wardrobe, gorgeous dresses/tops/skirts/pants for them!

I wanted to make a hello kitty stuff toy so badly............
BUT IT COST $38.90 EXCLUDING ANY UNDERGARMENTS/GORGEOUS CLOTHES.

And there were Hello Kitty shoes, bags, panties and many more!

But one SMALL bag cost $10.90.

So can you imagine how much the others cost?

Around $20 or so for a dress!!!!!!


It's a NON-LIVING thing.
And they even made prams for these things.

A waste of natural resources and space, to be exact.

What is the world coming to?!
But I guess it's pretty worth it when you see their cute and cuddly faces...

We walked to San Bookshop and finally, I bought my long awaited BOOK, SHOPAHOLIC AND BABY!

(I read finish it within a day. REALLY!)

Sophie Kinsella's books are the only one that can keep me occupied.
Also, the only books that can make me cry. HAHA!

(Well, I cried twice when Becky was confronted by that red hair bitch!)


Haha, we then headed to Terra cafe and had our dinner.


Tired, but fun.
(the tired part was because of my contact lens, argh)


anyway,
Thanks for the glamorised day <3



And.........

I want to tell THADSHAYINIY THIS: I LOVE U OKAY!!
We've been through so many up and down, so you're already like part of my life.
(God, this sounds really lesbianic but WE ARE BEST OF THE BEST-EST FRIENDS, so who cares?)

I've been kinda insensitive to your feelings somehow so pardon me for being like that.

But whatever it is, I LOVE YOU and our friendship will never ever change.
(We trust each other, unlike others)

And this morning, you send me this message

Do you know the relation between your 2 eyes? They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together and sleep together. Though they never really see each other, friendship should be just like that. Life is HELL without friends.


Haha, I am so going to agree on this.

Because we've survived so many crisis before.
(Not really crisis, more of a one month holiday. HAHA)

blogskins

No air, No air

Saturday, February 23, 2008

I love the song "No Air" by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway, I made a new blogskin! (again)

Well, I kinda like this cos it's pinkish and well-detailed!
And of course, song lyrics are from my all time favourite singer Carrie Underwood!!!! =)





Recently, I got addicted to Starbucks, thanks to THADSHA!

She recommended me Caramel Frappucino, and I GOT REALLY ADDICTED.

Drank a Tall yesterday and a large one today!
Tres* nice laaa!!!!!

Hehe, why are there so many cute guys in TM today?
(Thadsha and I asked each other)

Maths common test is just around the corner.
No, I mean this coming monday!

MUST GET A1!
(hopefully)

Anyway, I'm ending here.

But this time, with my favourite song, No Air.

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?

If I should die before I wake
Because you took my breath away
Losing you is like living in a world without no air, oh
I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave
My heart won't move, it's incomplete
Is there an other way I can make you understand?

(Hook)
But oh
Do you expect me, to live alone with just me?
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

(Chorus)
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
Can't live, can't breath with no air
That's how I feel whenever ain't there
There's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep
Tell me how you gon' be here without me?
If you ain't here I just can't breathe
There's no air, no air
No air, No air, No air, No air

I walked, I ran, I jumped,
I took right off the ground to float to you
There's no gravity to hold me down, for real
But somehow I'm still alive inside
You took my breath but I survived
I don't know how but I don't even care
(Hook)
So how do you expect me to live alone with just me?
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

(Chorus)
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
Can't live, can't breath with no air
That's how I feel whenever ain't there
There's no air, no air
Got me here out in the water so deep
Tell me how you gon' be here without me?
If you ain't here I just can't breathe
There's no air, no air
No air, No air, No air, No air

(Chorus)
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
Can't live, can't breath with no air
That's how I feel whenever ain't there
There's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep
Tell me how you gon' be here without me?
If you ain't here I just can't breathe
There's no air, no air
No air, No air, No air, No air

(Outro)
Got me here out in the water so deep
Tell me how you gon' be here without me?
If you ain't here I just can't breathe
There's no air, no air
No, air, No air, No air, No air


-Absolutelyrics.com



Oh balls, I just remembered that my na ge na ge didn't come this month.
Pourquoi? *
I'M PREGNANT.
(did you actually believed me for a sec? HAHAHA)

Au revoir! *

(*That's french, dumbass)


PS: This post is so friendly, so sweet. No vulgarities, eh? :P

3/5

Valentine's Day.

Friday, February 15, 2008

I was so angry yesterday that I forgot to wish everyone a..........



HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!

Gave some of the 3/5 lollipops and not forgetting my close friends:
Jiawen, Jiale, ChingHsia, Yan Mae and GINA!!!!!!! :)

And about Thadsha's Valentine's day gift:
I already know what to buy. But not now, yet.

Haha!! :)

Anyway, I love all my gifts a lot and of course, equally.


Prezzies from Charmaine and Jomanda (:

My boyfriend give me one.

And I know you know who gave it to me by looking at the handwriting! HAHAHAHA.
(Yessss its breast :D)

And because I spent a handphone-less Valentine's day,
I bought this handphone pouch for myself to cheer myself up!!!!!

(There's still more.. From Gina and Jesslyn but I ate it out of greed!!!!!!)

"Breast!! You think i take this pouch glam anot?!"
"Aiyaa not bad! I think that one also not bad!"
"Hmm I want to look glamorous leh.. hehehehe"
"Ya................."
*And her eyes f0llowed this vampire looking guy......*


Then, we headed for Kopitiam and ate our lunch.

Just as we sat down........

"Can you see that woman sitting in front of ABC?"
"No.."
"THERE!!"
"CANNOT SEE!!!!!!"
"STAND UP AND SEE!!!!!!!"
*stands up*
"DON'T HAVE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!"
"She wearing white short hair one!!"
"I SWEAR DON'T HAVE!!"


THADSHA'S GOT A THIRD EYE!


Just as I spotted the short haired woman, she disappeared!


AHHHHHH!
And Thadsha was laughing and crying in fear..

Kopitiam is just so scary can?!


Anyway, we went to buy 7 Eleven and bought ice-creams.

As MacDonald didn't allow us to take outside food, we ate our ice cream over there and asked each other whether we want burgers anot!!

It was hilarious!!!!!


Argh, I've got nothing to post nowadays..
Oh yes one: I haven't touched my Maths Tutor for a few weeks. And I'm going to do it now!!

But before that, sleeping first =)

OUR SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH TWITS.

And, see this! (Recommended by Jiawen)


To watch more, click here!
Super funny!!!!!

What a jerk :(

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New route to Pasir Ris Park!

Monday, February 04, 2008

CNY'S IN JUST 3 DAYS AWAY!

steamboat steamboat..



School was alright today, except for the few times of urine urgency again!
(I think it's coming back, BECAUSE OF THADSHAAYINIY WOMAN!!!!!!)

Recess was SOOOO DAMN funny okay!

We were practically laughing at everyone who walked past us!
Everyone looked like monk, monkeys, pandas, ant-eaters, giraffe and many more!!

Heheehehehe, after school I saw this freaking cute guy sitting at the table wearing home clothes talking to some teacher from PRCS.

Okay la, not very cute.. But then I just find him kinda cute!!!!

Anyway, breast and I went to Whitesands to eat our cowboy noodle again.

After using the disgusting vegetables to enhance my noodle taste, I threw away the vegetables and Breast just insisted on taking a picture with the beautiful garden I had created:

SO extra right? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

Looks perfect...... HEHEHEE.


I don't know why Whitesands let china people rule over the 1st storey!

When you enter Whitesands, the first thing you will see are China stores!
(eg. food, accessories, necklace)

Last week, I approached one of the stall vendors and asked for the price of this "not very pretty but average looking" necklace.

I could find this anywhere at Bugis Street for a few bucks, but they were selling it at $14.90!!
Somemore it's china quality!!

But anyway, the food was pretty cheap so we bought malt candy.

I just miss those secondary 1 days when we will all go Downtown east and buy the $1 malt candy!! :)

Here's how the ORIGINAL malt candy looks like:

Sticky but YUMMY!

Instead of taking a bus home, we decided to walk to Downtown east.

I saw the new route to the park and Breast agreed to explore it!!

It is beautiful can?! =)
It's very...... peaceful, very quiet yet interesting at the same time.

A very very clean route.

I like the shelter houses because there're plants growing on top of them!!

Pond! (Couples can sit on the benches and enjoy.... mosquito bites)

There were a few bangalas hiding behind the bushes like some animals..

They looked at us as if they haven't seen any human being before in their whole life!!!
The way they stared at us was like an owl preying on a mouse or something..

And we spend 30 minutes laughing at their retarded faces AGAIN!!!!!! HEHEHE =)

Breast spending some time with nature.. THINKING ABOUT NATURE. Ahem.

Scotching sun... (unedited)

And here's the edited version by ME, GLADYS THE GLAMOROUS. MUHAHAHA!
(Don't bother using this picture without crediting me, because i've put my link in it!! :P)

It's kinda cool to get exposed to nature sometimes. Clear your mind, argh.

Singapore's...... HOT!

We walked further to the isolated part of the park, and SAW A CHIPMUNK!

SO DAMN CUTE OKAY!!!

It ran until as if there's no tomorrow.

There were a lot of yellow and blue birds flying around, and the sea breeze was blowing gently to our face...... Ahhhhh......

WE SAW FLAMINGOS TOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Cos it was low tide, then there were a lot of birds in the sea trying their luck to catch some fishes. I wanted to scare the flamingos but I remembered watching the "7 Sisters Ocean" when I was primary 3 about this young woman committed suicide in the sea, so I didn't dare to go near the sea anymore. Hehehehe =)

And BREAST AND I DIGGED A BEAUTIFUL SEASHELL OKAY!!!!!!

I wanted to bring home but.................. so soggy and I was afraid there would be some living retarded corpse in it.. =(

So we walked to the bus stop and parted there.



While walking home, there were 3 retarded malay people behind me.

Just cannot leave me alone in peace one you know!
They suddenly came beside me and look at me and started to walk faster than me.


I was wondering was it some kinda MINAH marathon?!

The girls dressed like prostitutes and I gave them the "Fuck off bitches" looks.
But due to the lack of brain cells in their brain, they didn't get it and started scaring the other Hai Sing Catholic students.



Seriously, these malay people have nothing else better to do.

Why don't they just fuck their own mother cibai and rest in pleasure? =)

Oh ya, and before I forget, here's a backview of them.
(Just in case you meet these three assholes, you'd know what to do)

Something to note, the white shirt guy is dating the yellow girl.
So if you're pretty enough, you can bitch the guy and get the girl really really jealous.

The middle one's just an extra one.

So if any fat pigs want her, you can take her too =)


Hope they're reading this.

And yes, I'm defaming you these two whores and that bastard.
What goes around comes around..... yeah?

"dont you think it's time you remove your private picture?" (breast referring to the private photo I had in friendster)
"I was hoping for you to say that. Give me some time to do that..."

Sigh, my heart is in a mess.

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CNY shopping spreee!

Saturday, February 02, 2008

So after many posts about CNY shopping spree, I finally went on one, with THADSHAAYINIY.

Went Bugis Junction and as usual, there were many twits.

I don't understand, fatness.

It's pretty nice.. but don't understand why she's wearing a beach hat on a rainy day though.

Tragic sight, but still we have to continue our journey hunting for gorgeous clothes..


While walking, something jumped out and swing towards us!!!

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Looks like Chucky the doll killer right?!

We entered the shop Viola and that's where I bought my first top!

Ya la, this is my CNY top! Thadsha choose it for me. Bought it for $29.90! HAHAAHAHA :)

Hehehehe :)



So we walked, searching for other more nice tops..
But apparently, the clothes there were either 50 bucks and more, so we went to Bugis Street and search for more gorgeous ones..

We walked past this store which was selling perfume bottles.

I was so fascinated by the pumpy ones from the 80s that I took a picture of the perfumes..
But the auntie looked so irritated by me. Thadsha added more oil to the fire by saying "Waa you behave like a tourist you know!!" I slapped Thadsha's back and told her, "See laa why you call me take pictures ahh!"

And I walked away in embarassment.

Pretty...... :(


But before we leave, there's just one thing we needed to do.................






AND YES, IT'S CALLED CAMWHORING!!!!!


We walked slowly to bugis street(since it was so near) and got a glimpse at some performance by botak china men..



And these two little children got scolded by the security guard for 'bathing' there illegally..
I guess the security guard didn't want the two kids to pollute the water with their smelly sweat and their cum. (Cos they were playing with those kind of sexually pleasurable looks)



Hahas, so they walked away angrily without masturbating. Awwwww :(


The breast affair!



And Thadsha was telling me about this cute guy..
(Right side of the picture)

THOSE SKINNIES. OUT OF THE CUTE GUYS' LIST.

Kiasu Singaporeans watching China people performing..


We went Bugis Street and there were so many clothes and bags la!!!!!

Shopping heaven can??!

The price range are $5-$30 over there.
Hahas, cheap yet chic!

While walking with all sorts of people (twits, gays, lesbians, ah lian ah beng, emo people, perverts), finally I found one CUTE DRESSSS!!!!!!!!!!




Bought it at a unbelievably cheap price!!! =)

Hahas, after squeezing, being touched, being squashed at Bugist Street, we decided that it was enough.

But before that, we entered the Zinc Shop because Thadsha saw a cute malay guy... but there was a indian guy who kept staring at Thadsha's incredibly huge boobs..

When we were about to leave, the cute malay guy (as defined by Thadsha breast) asked for her number and claimed to be asking on behalf of that indian guy who stared at her nehneh.

Hahas, of course she didn't give la..

"That guy look so fucking ugly I don't want to give laaaaa"
"SHIT!! just now I help you give you know!!!"
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"But I gave the last number wrongly."

Hahaha, we spent 30 minutes laughing at retards and the asking number thing and laughed our way to the Mrt Station.

When we reached Whitesands, Breast stopped me from leaving the train and shouted, "LOOK THERE LETS TAKE A PICTURE!"

And taadaaaaaa!
she took a retarded cannot-even-see picture of us in the train -.-


At the same time, we saw many NS guys at Whitesands!

Some were so damn cute laaaaaa! Hehehehee =)

But anyway, we went to Ice Lemon Tee to get some nice tops, but I got another tube top instead.
Anyway, it's' only $10.95.. so whatever lor!


Hehe, the ribbon's the best =)

After that, we went to the toilet and did our favourite thing.

Hmmm........








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CAMWHORING!

HAHAHAAH :) THANK YOU FOR tolerating my camwhore-ness.


"iie am twiitx w0rhx!"

heexheex.. iie lurbbx breastx!






There'll always be a retarded side of us. hehehe.

After our camwhoring session, we went to MacDonalds and grab a bite.
THADSHA BREAST FORCED ME TO EAT and I went back home with a huge stomach and I almost vomitted la!

But the good thing is that she went back home with a huge stomach and the feeling to vomit like me too ;)

HAHAHAAHAS. But anyway, thank you darl for putting up with my fickleness and the bugis street human jam!!!! :D

MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST =)




Sigh.
"Whatever it is, he's just a dick. a jerk. a retard. Just fuck off from my life, asshole."

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