HAPPY BIRTHDAY BREASTY WOMAN!!!!!!


I can't stay up to 12am to post this, because I've got a long day ahead!
Beauty sleep all goneeeeeee!

Apparently, this week was totally busy busy busy!



Jeslyn and I collected money for Thadsha's birthday cake.
And in the end, she found out about it!!!!!

Oh god..

We invited our friends to the upcoming Saturday so called party, but a lot of them couldn't turn up for it!!!!

Here are the criminals:

• Jiawen
• ChingHsia
• YanMae
• Marinah
• Charmaine
• Eunice
• Daniel Kng
• Nawfal

Okay, due to severe memory loss, I might miss out some names la!



Haha, we attended tuition yesterday and had so much fun!!!!! =)
Met Jeslyn, Thadsha, Amos and Cherry at 6.30!




Then, Weifeng came with his earpieces hanging by his neck -.-
(Same like Amos)




The house was pretty simple, as the whole thing is a tuition center.
But it's really nice.

It was easy to get the concept because Mr Kwan seemed to be a pretty good teacher!



(Despite laughing too loud with thadsha breasty sometimes)

TODAY, WE HAD A CAKE SPECIALLY FOR THADSHAYINIY!

Just for this cake, Thadsha's been irritated with me because she thought I was planning some evil monster plan!

Walao, turns out to be so nice right!

The cake is Jeslyn and I pick one!
Hehe.

I haven't gotten some of the photos.
So I shall update with photos I have, currently.


Almost all our friends came to gather around and sing her a happy birthday song!

Haha, Jessie was obsessed with the Tweety Bird tissue!!!!!
$1 = CHEAP YET CHIC!
(Important concept in life when it comes to shopping)



Then, Thadsha offered to feed me.
But I declined..

So she fed Michael..
AND PIAK!!!!!!

His face was all mocha cake!!
(Wasted on his face man)

Then, I told her I want to feed her.
So..............

PIAK!!!!!

LOL!!!!!


And the knife was left on the floor while hungry people are waiting to eat!!!!
LOL!


The artwork of the Mocha Cake:



Apparently, Nawfal was clean!!!
(Thadshayiniy, you know what to do)

Jiawen and I took a picture even though the canteen was in chaos!


In the end, the uncle was kinda pissed off because of the mess lor!


Like dog shit everywhere!!

But I love this!

I hope you like it too THADSHAYINIY!

I'm going Malaysia in 8 hours time.

ANY LAST WORD???????!!!!
(Haha, you can sms me 1 min before I leave)


Okay fine.

I shall post my very last post in SINGAPORE.
Actually, I will really miss everyone here so you'd better miss me back too!

But what's making me excited is my baby cousin!!!!!!


Haha, her name is JESSIE.
And my friend's name is also Jessie!

=)


Anyway, last night was really fun!
(EXCEPT THAT I DID NOT GET TO EAT MASHED POTATO)

There was some Waterfest event going on, so we stopped by to take a look.




Despite being hungry for so many hours, THADSHA PULLED ME INTO FULLERTON HOTEL.




Guess what we did?


Nono, you dirty perv.










We.....................






















I like Fullerton hotel's fishes!

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR GLADYS PNG'S ATTENTION!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.





Enough, how can I be happy when slimy, long and orange things are fighting for me??!

YUCKS.



After that, we came out of the toilet because we were feeling really really super hungry!!!

BUT, that THADSHAYINIY HOPPED TO THE FOUNTAIN AND THUS........





Me: "OMG, I SERIOUSLY NEED TO EAT!!! I AM VERY HUNGRY!!!!!"
*Starts strangling Thadsha*


That is why whenever I AM HUNGRY, I WILL GO CRAZY!!!!!
*Scientifically proven and tested


Just then, we saw a ice cream cart and immediately, I dashed towards it!

THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH BREAD IS DELICIOUS!!!!!

Haiz, talking about food now makes me a bit hungry.....
BUT....................

I WANT TO CONTINUE BLOGGING OKAY.


You guys ought to love for I'm so dedicated to blogging and sacrifice my hunger for all of you man :)


Haha, anyway scenery at night is always the best at Boat Quay ~






Then, we walked to MacDonalds to grab our dinner.

But we ended up in Burger King because there was no cheese burger value meal.
HEHEHEHEHE.


While eating, there was this two old women who was talking and looking at us at the same time.
Suddenly when I was about to grab a second bite of my burger, they suddenly said

"Eh girls.. How come both of you eat so much but still so skinny ah?"

Thadsha and I choked on our burgers and were like, "HUH??!!"

That was quite a compliment, but when I look at my own body I wonder if they're lying or not lor!!!!
(For thadsha it's true that she's skinny!!!!)



But both of them are really nice and started asking us about our family and school.



After that they left and we continued eating and laughing over what they said.


SUDDENLY I SAW A LIGHTNING AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE FIREWORKS!

This is the stupid part.


Why?
Because you'll get so fucking excited and forget there're lumps everywhere!

Which is why I broke my favourite slipper!!!!!!!!


Super heartbroken la..

I thought if I can take a good picture of the fireworks then it's worth it la..
BUT THE PICTURE TURNED OUT TO BE LIKE SOME ALIENS ATTACKING THE CITY.



And I had to walk around like some crippled old granny!!!


And there was this philipino maid who was laughing at me!!!!!!
FUCK HER LA.

I called my father and he just said, "You're just making things difficult for me. See? Little things must make people fetch you!"

But it is true what!!!!

I can barely walk, not to mention climbing up the stairs.
How to board the bus?? :(


Haha, luckily kind breasty thadshayiniy exchanged her shoe with me so we could take turns and wear!!!




We tried changing the positions but there were so many 'things' that were staring at us so we just gave them the fuck face.



Apparently, they were stupid and one even lifted up his smelly armpit and polluted the whole MRT.

Then I said loudly, "Walao.. Can you just close your hairy armpit.. Smelly like shit la!!! Don't make us suffer can anot??! "

That's for that smelly bangla, but he did not get it and continued staring at Thadshayiniy's breast and his armpit was still widely opened.


This time, Thadshayiniy used her super power facial expression............


And he ran out of the train!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA.

We kept laughing and laughing over retarded things, but when the train came to Bedok, it was really sad la!!!!!!!! =(

We hugged goodbye and she shaked my hand and said, "Good luck to you and the things around you."

LOL!!


I will come back real fast from Malaysia okay breasty!! =)


Anyway, I WILL, still be updating this blog as there's internet over there.....

I WILL MISS EVERYONE!


I need to cut my hair in Malaysia okay!
Super thick now.....

Maybe I'll get some souvenirs too.. Haha, because I've got 40 ringgits!!!!!


Now, I've got 4h 30 mins before I leave Singapore......

MISS ME EVERYONE!