CNY'S IN JUST 3 DAYS AWAY!

steamboat steamboat..



School was alright today, except for the few times of urine urgency again!
(I think it's coming back, BECAUSE OF THADSHAAYINIY WOMAN!!!!!!)

Recess was SOOOO DAMN funny okay!

We were practically laughing at everyone who walked past us!
Everyone looked like monk, monkeys, pandas, ant-eaters, giraffe and many more!!

Heheehehehe, after school I saw this freaking cute guy sitting at the table wearing home clothes talking to some teacher from PRCS.

Okay la, not very cute.. But then I just find him kinda cute!!!!

Anyway, breast and I went to Whitesands to eat our cowboy noodle again.

After using the disgusting vegetables to enhance my noodle taste, I threw away the vegetables and Breast just insisted on taking a picture with the beautiful garden I had created:

I don't know why Whitesands let china people rule over the 1st storey!

When you enter Whitesands, the first thing you will see are China stores!
(eg. food, accessories, necklace)

Last week, I approached one of the stall vendors and asked for the price of this "not very pretty but average looking" necklace.

I could find this anywhere at Bugis Street for a few bucks, but they were selling it at $14.90!!
Somemore it's china quality!!

But anyway, the food was pretty cheap so we bought malt candy.

I just miss those secondary 1 days when we will all go Downtown east and buy the $1 malt candy!! :)

Here's how the ORIGINAL malt candy looks like:


There were a few bangalas hiding behind the bushes like some animals..

They looked at us as if they haven't seen any human being before in their whole life!!!
The way they stared at us was like an owl preying on a mouse or something..

And we spend 30 minutes laughing at their retarded faces AGAIN!!!!!! HEHEHE =)

"dont you think it's time you remove your private picture?" (breast referring to the private photo I had in friendster)
"I was hoping for you to say that. Give me some time to do that..."

Sigh, my heart is in a mess.

Hello people!

I'm in a absolutely great mood today.

Reasons are:

• IM GOING OUT WITH THADSHA TOMORROW FOR SHOPPING! (Best part)
• YTIF! (Thadsha and I know hehehe)
• Ate Subway Cookies (MY BABY DOUBLE CHOC)
• Finally resolved the retarded problem(previous post) and told myself it was okay
• Bought new pressed powder for chinese new year
• Nadiah and Terence's birthday
• Mints are selling at $1.95 per box (100 mints in it somemore the package is nice)
• More retards on the street

See?

Reasons are so simple =)

Anyway,


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NADIAH AND TERENCE!


It's so cool to be 15....

Lol, I mean if this 20 years old guy ask you,
"Eh girl, what's ur age?"
"15 lor, cool anot?"
"Waa cool sia. I book hotel room already. *winks*"

See, if you're under 15, there're so many things you are not entitled to....

But of cos, there're many things you can't do when you're 15...

For example you can't go on those kiddy rides anymore :(
AND you're turning OLD SOON like those 15 years old AUNTIES, which means more wrinkles will be appearing on your hands!!!!!

Since I haven't been updating any pictures nowadays, I will post some pictures of my pressed powder!




The newly bought one is the one in green while the old one is the one in pink!

Well, different colours got different functions.
For example the green one control your face oil blah blah blah.

Very cheap now -$5.90!!
The usual price was $7.90 so I decided to buy this cos I don't want my face to be as shiny as Ms Wong's :)

And my current addiction.............



I was fucking disgusted by this twit today =(

She wore this shirt "Little Miss Adorable" (When she looks like a potianak) and THE PICTURE IS MY BABY HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!

So cibai one la!!
Use my hello kitty on her ugly body!! Why dont fuck the original Little Miss Shit why must fuck my Hello Kitty?????!!!!! :'(

Twits should be executed.

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Alright, back to my main topic: CNY shopping spree!!

I have to ask my dad for some money before going on a really crazy shopping spree with friends.

I just love CNY can?!!
You get to buy new gorgeous clothes and get money! =)

Saw some pretty clothes in Esprit with Breast(Okay, from today onwards whenever I mention breast, it is referring to T Thadshayiniy!!) today.
I swear that shop has the most gorgeous black clothes ever!!!!

Arghhhhhhhhh!!
Lol, but today we had a really good time..

I mean, A FUCKING GOOD TIME!!!!!


Today, the population of the twits and retards were high, so we got to laugh more.

While having lunch at Long John Silver, I did something so fucking embarassing and disgusting!!
OMG breast and I were laughing for 15 minutes la!!

And DUH, I'm not going to blog about it and tell you guys what I did.
(PS. Btw, it has nothing to do with sex, you horny pervs)

AND BREAST YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE IF NOT.......!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guys beside our tables were looking at me as if I come from Pluto or something.

ARGH!!!!

But nevermind.
We still got to laugh at retards okay!

Picture of the day:

This kind of skinny jean(shown above) looks good, but not the coloured ones!

What the fuck is going on with people nowadays?
I mean, practically everyone is wearing it.

Nono, I don't mean everyone.
I mean EVERY EMO PEOPLE.

The very first person I saw wearing skinny jeans was Mary-Kate Olsen.
It look good, really good especially with those high pumps.

But now, what's happening to them?
Emo people are getting their hands on these jeans and spoiling them by trying their own retarded fashion style.

I'm not trying to insult anyone's style, because I myself stick to my own style too.

Like what my MSN personal msg was a few weeks ago,
"Fashion come and go, but style is forever."

But when a group of people are dressing up as emo people, it is not STYLE anymore.
It is trend.

Haiz, skinny jeans are great but don't be emo with these jeans la.
Please try some other shorts or something, maybe with Calvin Klein underwears or bra I don't care!!

Let the glamorous people wear them and show you how it's done!!

And not just with your black Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt!!
*roll eyes*

Oh, that was meant for emo people =)

So many wishes, so many resolutions for 2008.

But they are not going to come true.


Thanks to my retarded-ness,
I am fucking lazy to do anything now.

Let alone throwing my used tissues into the dustbin.

I think I'm feeling very depressed now.
(I know some of you would be saying, "normal lah this girl always depressed one i think she is retarded")


YES I AM RETARDED SO WHAT BITCH.

Argh.

I am having the most unpleasant day of my life, despite the laughing of retarded monster-ish people on the streets.

Anyway, I can't believed we actually asked the guys from our class whether they shaved their pubic areas today!

Girls went crazy, guys went horny.

Thadsha and I didn't go crazy though.
That is like so normal for us la, right?! =)


And they were saying they comb their cock hair and put to side parting.
Some even put hair wax.

3/5 IS RETARDED!!

SO am I, NOW!!!!!!!!


I'm having moodswing now so I'm fucking retarded now!!!
(I shall refer to this again when I'm in a happier mood)

Haiz, what's wrong with people nowadays?!

There are so many people who look like animals now!!!!!!!!!














Have a good laugh and fucking forget ABOUT MY MOODINESS!!!!!!


What goes around comes around, right?

I'm just getting back what I deserve now.

Hahaha, yesterday must be the best day of my life man!!

So Thadsha breast and I laughed at retards and walked to school as usual.
Lalalalallalaa and of course, can't wait for school to end to eat our cowboy noodle and carrot cake!

During self study period, we were like writing about many many things.

And then we headed to Downtown east and ate lor.

Don't know why we started talking about hot guys.

AND GUESS WHAT?

She said that her taste in guys are soooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD!!
I almost puked.


Lol..

Then we went home and I went to meet Nick for dinner.

I put too much eyeliner :(

We were finding each other like crazy because we didn't find a specific place to meet.
And he took a taxi here just to find me!!

So sweet right =)

We walked to the park and he told me he's going to get a car soon...
YAY!!!! =)

Then can fetch me everyday muhahahaha =)

It was so freaking windy in the park and my t shirt flew up!

We went to TM and eat our dinner =)

"I feel like a baby! Don't feed me anymore."
"Why not? You are a baby. I mean mine."

He smell so niceeeeeeeeeeee!

=)

And we went homeeeeeeeeeeee.
Gradually, I fell asleep in the taxi after a long and tired day.......

*drools*

I'm so sick of Malaysia, I'm so sick of the life over here and I'm so sick of everything that's happening.


For fucking sake, I just hate it here alright.

Girls here are such sluts and retarded and so... PLASTIC.


Ya, plastic is a word that I learned from the movie Mean Girls if you've watched it.

And guys here are just so crazy over them.


And there was this girl who was the same age as me, she was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flirty.


So we were playing cards.

And she happened to be winning money but she kept on saying that she was having bad luck at the position she was sitting.


Yah, she changed where she sat for a freaking 4 times and finally, she sat beside my cousin's friends who are... teenage guys.

But her luck got worst.

As I expected, she did not even change her seat to 'change her luck' but she flirted with the two teenage guys who looked older than her, a whole LOT.

Yes, they are quite cute but she kept on slapping the guy's hand and for GOD'S SAKE, the guy LIKED IT!


It's so fucking retarded.

Then after a few moment, we were sitting at the couch so I decided to ask her whether she liked him.

"Eh you like him right? So obvious lor."
"What?? I will never do that lor.. I got better taste."


Hahas, all girls say that, don't they?


"Oh.. but why you kept changing your seat?"
"....... Change luck mah."


Wow.
She lost more than RM20 and that's GOOD LUCK??

And after a few days, the guy IM-ed me.

"I think I like her."

YUCKS.

So disgusting okay.

I almost vomitted what I ate a year ago!!

She is so fucking ugly and so fucking rude and impolite.
I didn't have the heart to tell him all that of course.

How pathetic.


Anyway last night, I went to the fun fair next to the shopping mall Jusco and I swear it was.....

So retarded.

The ferris wheel was made of chains and it was moving the speed of the wind and I almost peed okay!!


And next, I went to the ugly and retarded looking rusting horses and it was going to break anytime.


I knocked my knee against it and I had a fucking big bruise.

So pathetic isn't it?
It just reminded me of some funfair from the 80s'.


There was this throwing darts thinggy and it cheated my precious baby RM6!

ARGH.

And the haunted house was only30 seconds and it cost Rm2 per person!

See how pathetic it is?

And worst still, it looked so old and was going to break anytime and THERE WAS NO TOILET THERE.

Walao wei.

I bet it's those fucking perverts jikopeks who made that funfair so that they can see everyone pee-ing at the corner.


But I won something.

And guess what it was?

A disgusting looking cheapskate toy gun that you could get from the rubbish dump.



And of course, my brother and my younger cousin liked that stuff and hugged it to sleep yesterday.

After that I went to the cybercafe and played counterstrike with my brother and my cousin.

I SAW THAT FUCKING CIBAI NO LANJIAO NO LANPA GUY WHO SCOLDED MY MAMA AND I TOOK REVENGE.


I was walking to the entrance and I use my bag and fucking hit his seat and he jumped up.

Serve him right.
Guys are such fuckers here.


And now, he is just sitting a few seats away from me.

Guess what I'll do later.....?


Hmm.. :)

Anyway, he smells like a fucking dog now.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

1....2........3!!

Happy birthday Gladys!

I can't believe I'm wishing myself.


I received my very first present(s) from my friend's mum (:

Lipgloss, perfume, Nail polish and a PINK Billabong pencilcase!

Sweet right? :)


And Thadsha sent me a birthday cake!
She took great efforts to draw it cos she didn't reply my messages for 30 mins!


Sweetest babe! <3

And she sent me 7 messages wishing me happy birthday.
And a few minutes later, Jiawen smsed me happy birthday!

I'm really touched laa!
All lovelies! :)

My daddy hugged me and my mum gave me a kiss on my cheek!
Hehe.

Anyway, just now (which is considered as yesterday) Thadsha and I had our dinner at the Paya Lebar mall because she wanted to visit This Fashion.

It was super super huge !!!

And the clothes were so prettyyyyyyyyy.
Those you won't find in small This Fashion stores.

Then we went to MacDonalds to buy the student meal set because I was totally broke.

And Thadsha gave me $5 to top up my card cos I thought I had misplaced my brother EZLINK. But in the end, I found it in my wallet.
Argh!!

So my retarded Ezlink card is with Thadsha now..
Cos inside was her $5.

LOL!


And I swear there're so many retarded-looking big eyed frogs around the MRTs nowadays..
Thadsha and I just spotted one or two or maybe three just now!!

He was staring at us as if they've never seen human in their whole life..

Can't help laughing!!!!!!

Sorry, we're pretty dangerous.
If you see the RPD (Retarded People Detectives),
Remember to run or you will be our next victim!

Sigh, can I post the photos tomorrow?
(Including my presents and just now's outing)


Hehe, silence means consent!


:P
ESCAPE THEME PARK HERE I COME!

Thadshayiniy just told me that I looked like EAI* in this photo:

*Name changed to protect her identity
I don't want to look like her because she is SO FUCKING DISGUSTING.

No offence, but she puts heavy makeup to cover that hideous face of hers.
But mine is all natural!

Just that I put some pressed powder, mascara, eye shadow and lip balm okay!


Not that I'm trying to say that I'm very pretty or whatever so, but I don't like her alright.

That's what I do when I don't like someone. DEFAMATION.
Argh.


Anyway, yesterday Thadsha and I went to Plaza Singapura and watched this nice movie called "StarDust". It's a pretty nice movie, dreamy and exciting at the same time :)

The guy was super cute and he crossed the 'wall' to get a falling star for his sweetheart, Victoria who don't even like him at all!

I think this kind of guys already extinct la..

But anyway, he fell in love with the star, who was a very beautiful girl and who happened to be wanted by some witches because they wanted to eat her heart and become beautiful young women again.


JUST WATCH IT.

There were some funny scenes too, and this freaking guy beside me was laughing like a retarded insane mad man!

Oh man, should have recorded for you guys :(

I think I'm falling in love with toilets that have automatic water taps.
And last week went to Lido and watched Bratz.
I almost cried okay! It was a nice movie :)




Haha, sorry for the boring post.

I was eating this jelly that could make me shit very well? LOL.

And when I walked out, I saw my brother's fucking friend who was so arrogant.
He was blasting the music "Beautiful Girls" in his retarded Nokia phone which was so irritating.

The quality was so poor that I could not concentrate what I was reading so I just told my brother to call his friend to lower the volume or something.

And guess what his friend told my brother?

"Eh your sister very what you know. My song right not her song!"

Don't need whisper laa!!!
You think I deaf or what??!! So loud even a deaf person can hear!!

This is my house and you have no fucking rights to do whatever you want here.
(Fine, not my house. My parents' house. But still, I'm living in there right?)

And how can he fucking say that?

So I got angry and fucked him off.

Warning: Don't irritate me in the morning.

Argh.

From now on, I'm going to hate Fridays.
Seriously.

I'm still having my fucking cough, and desperately waiting for it to go away.


And whatever it is, I'm so not going to entrust my thoughts to that freak.
So he can just forget about trying to hypnotize me in telling him how I feel about his b.friend!

FUCKER.


Okay good, I'm feeling better now.

Takashimaya is having a HELLO KITTY SALE WHICH IS SO GODDAMN COOL!

And I bought a freaking Hello Kitty spoon!

LOL.

Sigh, I think I'm like so boring nowadays..

When I want to laugh or say something funny, I will keep coughing and I will forget what I wanted to say.

Sorry people if I don't laugh with you or crack a joke with you nowadays.
I want to but.................


Okay, fuck the cough.
Fuckety fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Lol, today JiaLe and I had fun laa :)

But I kept coughing and FUCK THE COUGH AGAIN.

I kept scolding cibai and stuffs..
And I think Jiale was quite irritated.. Hahas, SORRY JIALE!

And my mother was kinda harsh..
Nvm, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Talking about harsh..
We went to the Takashimaya "Food Palace" and we sat down and started staring at the Menu.

Everything was so expensive and not suitable for my fucking cough, so I ordered French Fries only which happened to be the cheapest food in the menu.

And that freaking asshole looked at me as if I've got no money to buy anything at all and he chuckled! If I didn't have that fucking irritating cough, I would have bought the whole stuff in the menu list!!!!!!


And then, I'm going to repeat that Fridays are so fucked up again.
Yes it is.



If I see anyone familiar there, I'm so going to scare him/her or even, KICK THEM!!!!!

For fun =)
Maybe for hatred too.
If I hate them.
(I don't know)

CARRIE UNDERWOOD HAS FINALLY RELEASED A FREAKING NEW ALBUM!

I'm a really great fan of hers, thats why I even included the song "Don't forget to remember me" into our History project!

I must download all her songs by.... next week! :)


Sigh, tomorrow will be the last day of school, and most probably I will just hug my friends and cry because we can't get into the same class or something else.

-cough cough-

Haha, that was real. I'm down with a sickening cough which has been stopping me from laughing these few days and I hate it!


Anyway, I really can't wait for Halloween!
(Though I'm not sure if everyone else can go..)

IMVU has been selling Halloween outfits (for your avatar) and one of the witches' outfit caught my eyes!
Click here to see it.


And talking about IMVU............

I was invited to a chat by this unknown guy and he's soooooooooooooooo desperate.

Our conversation went like this:

"..... Why?"
"Because I don't like you and I fucking don't know you."
"I am korean but I now in singapore"
"Good then I suggest you to go geyland and find one girlfriend. They offer extra service to you too."
"..................."
"Just fuck off."
"I WANT YOU!!!!!"

Okay, end of conversation.

He's damn scary and yes, he is.

In fact, all IMVU guys are. Tsktsk.

So.... today Thadsha and I went to whitesands to do some studying.


Purely science and maths, duh.


Thats the two subjects that are important for me now....
Because I'm very weak so I have to PULL THEM UP.


The first person who striked a conversation with me when I entered the library was.....



Yes,

A SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER CUTE GUY!


And guess what?
He's only primary 4, I think.


"Do you want to fold a heart for charity?"
"Uh.... How to fold?"
"Come... I teach you.."

So sweet right?

Don't worry, in 10 years' time he's going to be my BOYFRIEND!


Of course, a natural talent like me learned to fold the heart very quickly, unlike THADSHA BREAST who was struggling and telling my 'boyfriend' how naughty I am.

"You know ah... This girl here ah keep talking about sex one.. So many teachers complain to me that she's so naughty and talkative.. Er-yer.."


After folding the hearts, we laughed at some old stinky men and then I gave her my Cornotos(don't know how to spell la) and she ate the whole packet!!

Thank goodness I brought another packet along..


Here's some photos we took at the library :D

After that, we went outside the mall and called several people.

ONE OF THEM FUCKING CALLED ME TO FUCK OFF AND I AM SO AFFECTED BY THIS BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE TO CALL ME FUCK OFF YOU CHAO CI BAI NO LANJIAO AND LANPA LA FUCK U HOPE UR PIG ORGANS ROT!!!!!


In the end, we went to Bugis for window shopping.


When we reached Lavender, I just needed to PEE so badly and I swear it was going to come out anytime! (I was wondering what would be Thadsha's reaction if I wet my pants in public)

Thank god I found a retarded toilet!!
(Shit was all over the place and it stinks to heaven)

So I just made sure I didn't step on the shit and put several layers of toilet paper on the seat before entrusting my life to it.

Of course, Thadsha told me, "If you ever PEE in public, u are so going to embarass me!!"

Hahaa, funny la she! Thats why I love her! (There's still 99 more reasons why I love her, HAHA)



When we reached Bugis, saw quite a number of retards so we just pointed at them and laugh.

WALAO, I TELL U NOW THE BUGIS CLOTHES ARE SO FUCKING NICE AND CHEAP IF I HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THIS WORLD I WILL BUY THE WHOLE BUGIS STREET!!



Tried bargaining for the yellow jacket that I've been yearning for months but the stupid auntie said,
"Aiyaa. Very cheap already u know anot!! Other shops sell $40 leh.. "

I couldn't be bothered by that stupid comment because obviously, she was exaggerating!!



So I went to another shop and the quality was much better and cheaper!
The clothes there were also nice and there was this off shoulder top that was really nice!


In the end, Thadsha bought the off shoulder top(black) and I bought my cute jacket(yellow) and we lived happily ever AFTER!!!!!