Rainy days don't dampen my mood!
So forget about seeing a sad post!! :)



I'm feeling happy yet BORED at the same time.

Currently, I'm entertaining myself with loads of books, chocolates, sweets, papers, pens and most importantly......................



HUNTING FOR FOOD IN MY HOUSE!


It's been quite sometime since I touched any Thai food and now my stomach is craving for its specialty THAI FUCKING FRIED RICE!!!!!!

Maybe I should just go LerkThai at Whitesands and tapau the delicious food back.


Or should I just eat my favourite instant prawn noodle?

Or maybe just sip some green tea to refresh myself?



Okay, maybe I should just stay at home and stop eating for goodness's sake.



Anyway, it's been a pretty wild week so..............




Bought a new bangle and yes!
Another new colour for my bangles collection =)



Yesterday:

After meeting Nick, we went orchard to eat dinner and walked for quite a while.

I bought my favourite Subway Tuna sandwich (Even though Thadshayiniy thinks that I should change to Teriyaki chicken) and we headed to Sweet Talk to buy bubble tea!!!!

"Chocolate milkshake with pearl."
"Huh?? Zhucolat miltkshit?"

AND THADSHA LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING TOOO!!!!!!
I think the lady was angry so I held my laughter back and order my chocolate milkshake again.

Hope she didn't poison me or something..




Thanks for the top okay!!!!!
I'm going to wear it all the time!



ANYWAY, Ms Foong (My SS teacher) showed us something super funny!!!!!!!!

Okay, read this.



Oh oh, and I like this!!

Don't anyhow adopt ang-mor names, hor!

Anne Chang	Mandarin: Dirty
Anne Chin	Mandarin: Keep quiet
Faye Chen	Mandarin: Dusty
Carl Chng	Hokkien: Buttocks
Monica Cheng	Hokkien: Touch your buttocks
Michael Tan	Cantonese: Selling eggs
Lucy Leow	Hokkien: You're dead
Jane Tan	Mandarin: Fried Egg
Suzie Leow	Hokkien: Lost till death
Henry Tan	Hokkien: Let you wait
Henry Mah	Mandarin: Hate your mother
Corrine Tai	Hokkien: Poor fellow
Paul Chan	Mandarin: Bankrupt
Nelson Tan	Mandarin: Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong	Mandarin: Rubbish bin
Nelson Chong	Mandarin: Worm-infested bird
Carmen Teng	Hokkien: Leg hair long

Have a great laugh and...

So after many posts about CNY shopping spree, I finally went on one, with THADSHAAYINIY.

Went Bugis Junction and as usual, there were many twits.

Tragic sight, but still we have to continue our journey hunting for gorgeous clothes..


While walking, something jumped out and swing towards us!!!





Looks like Chucky the doll killer right?!

We entered the shop Viola and that's where I bought my first top!




So we walked, searching for other more nice tops..
But apparently, the clothes there were either 50 bucks and more, so we went to Bugis Street and search for more gorgeous ones..

We walked past this store which was selling perfume bottles.

I was so fascinated by the pumpy ones from the 80s that I took a picture of the perfumes..
But the auntie looked so irritated by me. Thadsha added more oil to the fire by saying "Waa you behave like a tourist you know!!" I slapped Thadsha's back and told her, "See laa why you call me take pictures ahh!"

And I walked away in embarassment.



But before we leave, there's just one thing we needed to do.................








We walked slowly to bugis street(since it was so near) and got a glimpse at some performance by botak china men..



And these two little children got scolded by the security guard for 'bathing' there illegally..
I guess the security guard didn't want the two kids to pollute the water with their smelly sweat and their cum. (Cos they were playing with those kind of sexually pleasurable looks)



Hahas, so they walked away angrily without masturbating. Awwwww :(





And Thadsha was telling me about this cute guy..
(Right side of the picture)



We went Bugis Street and there were so many clothes and bags la!!!!!

Shopping heaven can??!

The price range are $5-$30 over there.
Hahas, cheap yet chic!

While walking with all sorts of people (twits, gays, lesbians, ah lian ah beng, emo people, perverts), finally I found one CUTE DRESSSS!!!!!!!!!!




Bought it at a unbelievably cheap price!!! =)

Hahas, after squeezing, being touched, being squashed at Bugist Street, we decided that it was enough.

But before that, we entered the Zinc Shop because Thadsha saw a cute malay guy... but there was a indian guy who kept staring at Thadsha's incredibly huge boobs..

When we were about to leave, the cute malay guy (as defined by Thadsha breast) asked for her number and claimed to be asking on behalf of that indian guy who stared at her nehneh.

Hahas, of course she didn't give la..

"That guy look so fucking ugly I don't want to give laaaaa"
"SHIT!! just now I help you give you know!!!"
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"But I gave the last number wrongly."

Hahaha, we spent 30 minutes laughing at retards and the asking number thing and laughed our way to the Mrt Station.

When we reached Whitesands, Breast stopped me from leaving the train and shouted, "LOOK THERE LETS TAKE A PICTURE!"

And taadaaaaaa!
she took a retarded cannot-even-see picture of us in the train -.-


At the same time, we saw many NS guys at Whitesands!

Some were so damn cute laaaaaa! Hehehehee =)

But anyway, we went to Ice Lemon Tee to get some nice tops, but I got another tube top instead.
Anyway, it's' only $10.95.. so whatever lor!


Hehe, the ribbon's the best =)

After that, we went to the toilet and did our favourite thing.

Hmmm........








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CAMWHORING!



After our camwhoring session, we went to MacDonalds and grab a bite.
THADSHA BREAST FORCED ME TO EAT and I went back home with a huge stomach and I almost vomitted la!

But the good thing is that she went back home with a huge stomach and the feeling to vomit like me too ;)

HAHAHAAHAS. But anyway, thank you darl for putting up with my fickleness and the bugis street human jam!!!! :D

MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST =)



Sigh.
"Whatever it is, he's just a dick. a jerk. a retard. Just fuck off from my life, asshole."

Hello people!

I'm in a absolutely great mood today.

Reasons are:

• IM GOING OUT WITH THADSHA TOMORROW FOR SHOPPING! (Best part)
• YTIF! (Thadsha and I know hehehe)
• Ate Subway Cookies (MY BABY DOUBLE CHOC)
• Finally resolved the retarded problem(previous post) and told myself it was okay
• Bought new pressed powder for chinese new year
• Nadiah and Terence's birthday
• Mints are selling at $1.95 per box (100 mints in it somemore the package is nice)
• More retards on the street

See?

Reasons are so simple =)

Anyway,


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NADIAH AND TERENCE!


It's so cool to be 15....

Lol, I mean if this 20 years old guy ask you,
"Eh girl, what's ur age?"
"15 lor, cool anot?"
"Waa cool sia. I book hotel room already. *winks*"

See, if you're under 15, there're so many things you are not entitled to....

But of cos, there're many things you can't do when you're 15...

For example you can't go on those kiddy rides anymore :(
AND you're turning OLD SOON like those 15 years old AUNTIES, which means more wrinkles will be appearing on your hands!!!!!

Since I haven't been updating any pictures nowadays, I will post some pictures of my pressed powder!




The newly bought one is the one in green while the old one is the one in pink!

Well, different colours got different functions.
For example the green one control your face oil blah blah blah.

Very cheap now -$5.90!!
The usual price was $7.90 so I decided to buy this cos I don't want my face to be as shiny as Ms Wong's :)

And my current addiction.............



I was fucking disgusted by this twit today =(

She wore this shirt "Little Miss Adorable" (When she looks like a potianak) and THE PICTURE IS MY BABY HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!

So cibai one la!!
Use my hello kitty on her ugly body!! Why dont fuck the original Little Miss Shit why must fuck my Hello Kitty?????!!!!! :'(

Twits should be executed.

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Alright, back to my main topic: CNY shopping spree!!

I have to ask my dad for some money before going on a really crazy shopping spree with friends.

I just love CNY can?!!
You get to buy new gorgeous clothes and get money! =)

Saw some pretty clothes in Esprit with Breast(Okay, from today onwards whenever I mention breast, it is referring to T Thadshayiniy!!) today.
I swear that shop has the most gorgeous black clothes ever!!!!

Arghhhhhhhhh!!
Lol, but today we had a really good time..

I mean, A FUCKING GOOD TIME!!!!!


Today, the population of the twits and retards were high, so we got to laugh more.

While having lunch at Long John Silver, I did something so fucking embarassing and disgusting!!
OMG breast and I were laughing for 15 minutes la!!

And DUH, I'm not going to blog about it and tell you guys what I did.
(PS. Btw, it has nothing to do with sex, you horny pervs)

AND BREAST YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE IF NOT.......!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guys beside our tables were looking at me as if I come from Pluto or something.

ARGH!!!!

But nevermind.
We still got to laugh at retards okay!

Picture of the day:

This kind of skinny jean(shown above) looks good, but not the coloured ones!

What the fuck is going on with people nowadays?
I mean, practically everyone is wearing it.

Nono, I don't mean everyone.
I mean EVERY EMO PEOPLE.

The very first person I saw wearing skinny jeans was Mary-Kate Olsen.
It look good, really good especially with those high pumps.

But now, what's happening to them?
Emo people are getting their hands on these jeans and spoiling them by trying their own retarded fashion style.

I'm not trying to insult anyone's style, because I myself stick to my own style too.

Like what my MSN personal msg was a few weeks ago,
"Fashion come and go, but style is forever."

But when a group of people are dressing up as emo people, it is not STYLE anymore.
It is trend.

Haiz, skinny jeans are great but don't be emo with these jeans la.
Please try some other shorts or something, maybe with Calvin Klein underwears or bra I don't care!!

Let the glamorous people wear them and show you how it's done!!

And not just with your black Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt!!
*roll eyes*

Oh, that was meant for emo people =)