So.... today Thadsha and I went to whitesands to do some studying.


Purely science and maths, duh.


Thats the two subjects that are important for me now....
Because I'm very weak so I have to PULL THEM UP.


The first person who striked a conversation with me when I entered the library was.....



Yes,

A SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER CUTE GUY!


And guess what?
He's only primary 4, I think.


"Do you want to fold a heart for charity?"
"Uh.... How to fold?"
"Come... I teach you.."

So sweet right?

Don't worry, in 10 years' time he's going to be my BOYFRIEND!


Of course, a natural talent like me learned to fold the heart very quickly, unlike THADSHA BREAST who was struggling and telling my 'boyfriend' how naughty I am.

"You know ah... This girl here ah keep talking about sex one.. So many teachers complain to me that she's so naughty and talkative.. Er-yer.."


After folding the hearts, we laughed at some old stinky men and then I gave her my Cornotos(don't know how to spell la) and she ate the whole packet!!

Thank goodness I brought another packet along..


Here's some photos we took at the library :D

After that, we went outside the mall and called several people.

ONE OF THEM FUCKING CALLED ME TO FUCK OFF AND I AM SO AFFECTED BY THIS BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE TO CALL ME FUCK OFF YOU CHAO CI BAI NO LANJIAO AND LANPA LA FUCK U HOPE UR PIG ORGANS ROT!!!!!


In the end, we went to Bugis for window shopping.


When we reached Lavender, I just needed to PEE so badly and I swear it was going to come out anytime! (I was wondering what would be Thadsha's reaction if I wet my pants in public)

Thank god I found a retarded toilet!!
(Shit was all over the place and it stinks to heaven)

So I just made sure I didn't step on the shit and put several layers of toilet paper on the seat before entrusting my life to it.

Of course, Thadsha told me, "If you ever PEE in public, u are so going to embarass me!!"

Hahaa, funny la she! Thats why I love her! (There's still 99 more reasons why I love her, HAHA)



When we reached Bugis, saw quite a number of retards so we just pointed at them and laugh.

WALAO, I TELL U NOW THE BUGIS CLOTHES ARE SO FUCKING NICE AND CHEAP IF I HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THIS WORLD I WILL BUY THE WHOLE BUGIS STREET!!



Tried bargaining for the yellow jacket that I've been yearning for months but the stupid auntie said,
"Aiyaa. Very cheap already u know anot!! Other shops sell $40 leh.. "

I couldn't be bothered by that stupid comment because obviously, she was exaggerating!!



So I went to another shop and the quality was much better and cheaper!
The clothes there were also nice and there was this off shoulder top that was really nice!


In the end, Thadsha bought the off shoulder top(black) and I bought my cute jacket(yellow) and we lived happily ever AFTER!!!!!

My blog isn't all about my daily life, but also interesting things!

After watching the Tyra Banks show, I decided to post about.....

Primordial Dwalves!


So here you are, wondering what the hell is that.

It is a human.
Just a little bit shorter than others.

Okay, a LOT MORE shorter.

And let me tell you, they're shorter than a baby.

Seriously.

Bridgette(left) is 17 years old and brad is 15.
(As featured in Tyra Banks show.)

Primordial Dwarves are the world's smallest people and they are really rare as there are only 100+ of them in the world.





I find them kinda cute though.

Their voices, oh, it's the best part!
I love their voices! It's so cuteee and cute and then cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Do you know that when they're born, they will have wear dolls' shoes?!

I really admire them for being so brave as they are able to face audience though they know they will be critisized and made fun of.

Its something that not many people can achieve..
So, yeah..


Today I saw him and I blushed :)


** I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BREAST IS HAPPENING BUT THE PHOTOS OF THE PRIMORDIAL DWALVES ARE NOT SHOWING UP! **
I apologise personally to everyone out here, but you can view the photos by searching 'primordial dwalves' at google image search :)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, I overslept and had a running fever!

But now, my fever's gone and I'm here, happily lazing around my sofa typing.
MUHAHAHAHAHA.

JiaLe also didn't go to school today,
and like what she've said, "LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER!"

Guess who I saw yesterday at Pasir Ris mrt station?

Xiaxue. Singapore's famous blogger.
She had heavy makeup on her face which was really....... white?

Before that, I was at Thadsha's house, webcamming with some of our seniors like Afiq and Varian which was really funny!

And Thadsha was spooking me out with the ghostly encounters that her sister had experienced..
-gulp-

When I went to the toilet, I forced her to wait for me outside because I was afraid if I opened the toilet door I'd see SOMETHING outside! :(

I think after going to her house I got a fever and headache!

Hahas, thank you THADSHA!!!!!!!

Yesterday we took quite a lot of photos of our toys that we had been sewing for the past few weeks?

Featuring...
MONSTERMAN WITH SOME OF HIS FRIENDS!!

(MONSTERMAN is my toy.)

My brother keeps hearing the stupid christmas song and its getting into my head!

And the lyrics are lame and disgusting.

Something like that:

On the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me,
one something something agency.
On the 2nd day of christmas my true love gave to me,
two giant breasts.
......
....
.....
On the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me,
fiveeeeeeeeee naked men.

Fine, the first verse's not somethingsomething agency.
I just don't know what she was singing about.

My brother's crazy about that song and I don't find it anything related to Christmas?!

What second day of christmas my true love gave me two giant breasts?!
Unless your puberty stage is still at level 1 when you're already 35 years old.

I think my brother's really weird.
Actually he've always been weird.

..
Just like ME! ;)