Looking at my post title for today, it's like DUH!

Every girl knows this.




It's obviously the (.)(.) and the 3
For your info, these are breasts and ass.

Looking at the rate of men raping women nowadays,
I'd sometimes wonder, "Eh, are you guys really that despo that even if there's faggots inside the vagina you'd still stuff your penis in it??!!"

Or maybe......

"Even if the breasts are just bones you guys would still suck it??"



Alright.

This is a classic example.


BUT before I show you the picture,
please get some plastic bags or something else which you can vomit into.

I'm giving you 2 minutes to get it now.

GO!!


It's definitely the most disgusting breast implants I've ever seen....


So................. Get ready.....

Oh bloody fucking yes!

ISN'T IT DISGUSTING?!

Is this some kind of Japanese Occupation rotting corpse baking in the sun??

The hands look as if it's decomposing!!!!!!!!


Oi you perverts, are you masturbating now??
Nice right??


The next picture is all guys' number 2 favourite asset!!!!!!!!

Yes, you can do it in many different styles/positions!
Doggy style, cat style, horse style, cow style......

And this, I s'pose must be the biggest and nicest a guy ever wanted!!!!!!!


Presenting you the worst butt implants ever!!!!!!!












Walao eh, like two basketballs poking out liddat sia..


I bet this woman was really greedy so she called the doctor to make her ass bigger by putting more air/silicone/milk/shit.

I bet the dick will be squashed very soon if.......... HAHAHAAHA!


Okay.
Enough of this retarded looking piece of Jap Occupation stuffs,
I'M GOING TO DO MY MATHS HOMEWORK AND GET A1 FOR MATHS!!!!!!


PS: Don't come to my blog just because you want to look at the photos and masturbate!!!!!
Hahahaha :X


Resources: awfulplasticsurgery.com


By the way, I made a new blogskin!

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Haha, have you ever seen a funny condom commercial on the TV before?
I haven't seen it on any of Singapore's channels before.


My brother and I were checking Youtube out for cool videos until one of the related videos showed us, "Funny Condom Advertisement!"


Here are some condom commericals I like!!

And lastly, A VERY SWEET ONE!



So... how did the fuck word came about?

In ancient England, a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they needed permission from the King, if the King gave them a placard then they had hang it on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it.

And there you have it =)

(Above were extracted from the page of "Sex With Condom" from Youtube)

Alright. I am seriously very bored.


Someone's not replying :(
I'm getting not interested anymore, just tired of waiting over and over again.

I was so angry yesterday that I forgot to wish everyone a..........



HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!

Gave some of the 3/5 lollipops and not forgetting my close friends:
Jiawen, Jiale, ChingHsia, Yan Mae and GINA!!!!!!! :)

And about Thadsha's Valentine's day gift:
I already know what to buy. But not now, yet.

Haha!! :)

Anyway, I love all my gifts a lot and of course, equally.

(There's still more.. From Gina and Jesslyn but I ate it out of greed!!!!!!)

"Breast!! You think i take this pouch glam anot?!"
"Aiyaa not bad! I think that one also not bad!"
"Hmm I want to look glamorous leh.. hehehehe"
"Ya................."
*And her eyes f0llowed this vampire looking guy......*


Then, we headed for Kopitiam and ate our lunch.

Just as we sat down........



THADSHA'S GOT A THIRD EYE!

Just as I spotted the short haired woman, she disappeared!


AHHHHHH!
And Thadsha was laughing and crying in fear..

Kopitiam is just so scary can?!


Anyway, we went to buy 7 Eleven and bought ice-creams.

As MacDonald didn't allow us to take outside food, we ate our ice cream over there and asked each other whether we want burgers anot!!

It was hilarious!!!!!


Argh, I've got nothing to post nowadays..
Oh yes one: I haven't touched my Maths Tutor for a few weeks. And I'm going to do it now!!

But before that, sleeping first =)

OUR SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH TWITS.

And, see this! (Recommended by Jiawen)


To watch more, click here!
Super funny!!!!!

What a jerk :(