HAPPY BIRTHDAY BREASTY WOMAN!!!!!!


I can't stay up to 12am to post this, because I've got a long day ahead!
Beauty sleep all goneeeeeee!

Apparently, this week was totally busy busy busy!



Jeslyn and I collected money for Thadsha's birthday cake.
And in the end, she found out about it!!!!!

Oh god..

We invited our friends to the upcoming Saturday so called party, but a lot of them couldn't turn up for it!!!!

Here are the criminals:

• Jiawen
• ChingHsia
• YanMae
• Marinah
• Charmaine
• Eunice
• Daniel Kng
• Nawfal

Okay, due to severe memory loss, I might miss out some names la!



Haha, we attended tuition yesterday and had so much fun!!!!! =)
Met Jeslyn, Thadsha, Amos and Cherry at 6.30!




Then, Weifeng came with his earpieces hanging by his neck -.-
(Same like Amos)




The house was pretty simple, as the whole thing is a tuition center.
But it's really nice.

It was easy to get the concept because Mr Kwan seemed to be a pretty good teacher!



(Despite laughing too loud with thadsha breasty sometimes)

TODAY, WE HAD A CAKE SPECIALLY FOR THADSHAYINIY!

Just for this cake, Thadsha's been irritated with me because she thought I was planning some evil monster plan!

Walao, turns out to be so nice right!

The cake is Jeslyn and I pick one!
Hehe.

I haven't gotten some of the photos.
So I shall update with photos I have, currently.


Almost all our friends came to gather around and sing her a happy birthday song!

Haha, Jessie was obsessed with the Tweety Bird tissue!!!!!
$1 = CHEAP YET CHIC!
(Important concept in life when it comes to shopping)



Then, Thadsha offered to feed me.
But I declined..

So she fed Michael..
AND PIAK!!!!!!

His face was all mocha cake!!
(Wasted on his face man)

Then, I told her I want to feed her.
So..............

PIAK!!!!!

LOL!!!!!


And the knife was left on the floor while hungry people are waiting to eat!!!!
LOL!


The artwork of the Mocha Cake:



Apparently, Nawfal was clean!!!
(Thadshayiniy, you know what to do)

Jiawen and I took a picture even though the canteen was in chaos!


In the end, the uncle was kinda pissed off because of the mess lor!


Like dog shit everywhere!!

But I love this!

I hope you like it too THADSHAYINIY!

OMG, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!

Somebody is selling his life!!!!!

You can bid for Ian Usher's life at Ebay!

On his website, this is what he wrote:

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!

No, I'm not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below.

However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.

On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me.

This is really freaky!

Leading somebody's life, having somebody's friends and job.

Oh god.



The bidder gets his house, his car and motorbike, his jet ski, spa, and much more.
Not only that, he can get his lifestyle (skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding), friends and his job (at a rug store)!


When asked why he wanted to sell his life, he wrote:

I met and married the best girl in the world. I loved her with all my heart, and she loved me back too. However, after over twelve years together and five years of fantastic married happiness, I was hit with a bolt from the blue.

I now live alone in a house that was being built for us to live in together. I still have all of our furniture that we bought together in our previous home. I still have the car we owned. I am still surrounded by all the memorabilia of our years together.

And despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife so much. Everything in my home is a reminder of the wonderful past we shared.

Honestly speaking, his house is super nice la!!!!!!

It's simple yet elegant somehow in a way..


And and and, his job is pretty fun I suppose!
I don't mind being a rug seller.... LOL!!!

For more information, you can visit his website:




Well, if you want to bid for his life, you'd better be fast.

There's only 4 days left til the auction is over!!!!!!
(Okay, I am so heartless)

At this insane rate everyone is going, people will be chopping off their sex organs and selling it on ebay.


Anyway, I've got a freaking new teacher! -- Mrs Ong

She's boring, speaks a lot and I can practically fall asleep in her class.

It seemed that all she ever talks about is..........




Save us.

---

Oh, and a quiz!!!
(i've been tagged by Jessie, LOL :D)

Rules & Regulations of this quiz are:

a) People who have been tagged must write their answer on their blogs & replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
b) Tag 6 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Q: If your lover betrayed you, what would be your reaction?
A: Stuck in time.

Q: If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?
1. Be happy forever!
2. Do well for my examinations.
3. Loads of money.

Q: Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
A: When I was young, LOL!

Q: Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
A: Yes, but every optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Q: Would you change yourself for the person you love?
A: Maybe.

Q: Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
A: Being loved by someone.

Q: How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
A: Depends.....

Q: If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
A: Pull his cock out and burn his girlfriend's vagina.

Q: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
A: Don't know leh..

Q: Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?
A: Sometimes.

Q: Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
A: Duh.

Q: Who are currently the most important people to you?
A: FAMILY(Mummy daddy brother) AND FRIENDS (Thadsha, Jiawen, Jiale, Jessie and MANY MORE)

Q: Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
A: I guess everyone have gone through that..

Q: What's the ideal perfect relationship to you?
A: A happy one.

Q: Are you happy with your life?
A: Maybe. Yeah, I guess so :)

Q: What type of friends do you like?
A: Simple, sincere, sweet, loyal, caring, able to keep secrets.

Q: Do you often wish that there are something you could change?
A: Oh god, there'll be a never-ending list.......

Q: During a raining day, would you like a guy to walk with you, or to shelter you?
A: Whose the guy? o_o

Q: What would be the thing you dislike the most?
A: Pretenders.

Q: What would you notice about people of the different gender?
A: Personality, how they talk, their behaviour and their eyes.

Tagged:
Apparently, none.

It's 5.35am in the morning and I'm still not in bed!

Haha, wonder what Mum will do if she finds out I'm still using the computer?


I CAN'T SLEEP!

I miss talking to my aunt and cousin late at night and heading for Macdonalds at 5am..

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Argh, before the day I was about to go back to Singapore, I went for supper (Roti Canai or whatever it is) and ate some spicy stuff.

Knowing that I've got stomachache, I insist on eating the chicken because it was simply DELICIOUS!

And there, my poor stomach couldn't take it anymore and...........................
I had the runs, and also a fever!

Pure torture.

My mother stayed up the whole night and took care of me, and I was really touched okay!!
I love my mother forever!

Thank god my fever has subsided, and once in a while I'll get a sudden pain in my stomach.

Oh well, I'VE GOT STOMACH CANCER LA!!!!!!
Alright, that's just my conclusion :)


I MISS MY COUSIN, EN EN!!!!!!!!
I MISS KISSING HER CHEEKS!!!!!
I MISS TALKING TO HER!!!!!!!
I MISS CARRYING HER!!!!!!!!!
I MISS HER CHUCKLING!!!!!!
I MISS HER CRYING!!!!!!!!
Last but not least, I MISS HER FARTING IN MY ARMS!!!!!!
(Hey, baby farts are harmless. It's kinda cute actually. At least it's 1000x better than human farts. Hehe.)





This beautiful child's got strong legs!
She loves to kick people.

AND SHE'S VERY VERY ADORABLE!!!!!!!!

Okay la, just before my mother catch me using the computer, I think I'd better go to bed now.


Shall upload the photos in Malaysia sometime!