I must endure all the 'fake' hunger I'm feeling right now..

It's all FAKE!!!!!!

I've gained a freaking *kg and I MUST SHED IT OFF BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!

It'd be better if I can shed 10kg off HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAS!

I must be as skinny as............................. Paris HILTON!
Maybe not Paris. It's way too skinny, my future boyfriend wouldn't like it.

Hmm....... Jessica Alba!
She's got a great body and I want it.

Fuck, no matter what I'm so going to shed the freaking fats off!


Anyway, talking about BODIES, I have to say that Celeste Chen who was recently the topic at Claire's blog, is such a SKINNY OSTRICH!

Oh man, using ostrich would be of much advantage for her since they're so cute :)
Shit would be better!

And look at her youtube videos.
One of her disgusting videos, a*teens should be called Animal Cruelty!

Look at the way she's forcing her rabbit to look at the camera?!
She's holding the rabbit as if the rabbit's a doll.

And yeah, most of her videos always reveal either her bamboo legs or her flat chest.

I think she can be a porn star though.
Hmm, maybe too lowly to be one.

Damn, putting her photos here would heartbreakingly pollute my blog and destroy the whole blogging system.

Now, back to the topics I WANT TO TALK ABOUT,
I am so going to get Sony T20 Cybershot Cam for my birthday okay!

And of course, it'll either be the pink or red one :)
(the red one's t100, not t20)




It's so freaking adorable isn't it?

Anyway, I really can't wait for my birthday!
It's 23 November and I'm still counting and counting...

Hope there'll be some surprises and fun going on around during my birthday!!! ;)

GIRLS DO YOU STILL REMEMBER OUR OUTING?
SENTOSA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)



I really miss him like a shit missing its mother land, ass.

I am not going to wear my new specs to school.

It's confirmed.

I can't even see properly in those specs.
It's so weird :(

Today's a boring day.
Nothing happened so far..

Well, I guess I'll go and revise now..
Goodbyeeeee :D

I'm turning into a red geek soon.
On monday.

Okay.

I feel so sad.

Ahh,

I feel so sad.

Ahh,

I feel so weird.

Ahh,

I feel so stupid.

Ahh,

I feel so nerd.

But anyway,
GLADYS IS TURNING INTO A GEEK.





Because I'm going to kill you on monday :)

Walao, I look like a zombie a frankestein a ghost a banshee a obasa a cock a vagina a ah pek a ah ma a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!


But then, I like the specs.......................

STILL, the specs look pretty weird on me, yeah?

I'm putting UV protection in my lens, so don't worry!
No sun can kill me!
(HAHAHAHAHA!)


Yes, we are! :)

Conclusion: I think geeks are hot! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Tell me about it.


WHO SENDS A PATHETIC CHEQUE OF ONLY THREE DOLLARS AND THIRTY CENTS?

Fine, I was supposed to get $5.30 and I got kinda happy as it was the first 5 bucks I've earned working outside.

But thanks to the mail postage and everything, they took away 2 BUCKS FROM MY PAY!

Walao, suck their breast la.

Anyhow take away my money!!
2 bucks is not little u know!

Fuck.
I guess I have to start an online shop soon to earn some money soon!

And then, I will be selling Little Miss/Mr Tees!

MUHAHAHAHA!


Anyway, I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM UP SOON LALALALALALALA!!
GRAH!!!!!!!

Gladys has now officially become a monster.

So.... today Thadsha and I went to whitesands to do some studying.


Purely science and maths, duh.


Thats the two subjects that are important for me now....
Because I'm very weak so I have to PULL THEM UP.


The first person who striked a conversation with me when I entered the library was.....



Yes,

A SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER CUTE GUY!


And guess what?
He's only primary 4, I think.


"Do you want to fold a heart for charity?"
"Uh.... How to fold?"
"Come... I teach you.."

So sweet right?

Don't worry, in 10 years' time he's going to be my BOYFRIEND!


Of course, a natural talent like me learned to fold the heart very quickly, unlike THADSHA BREAST who was struggling and telling my 'boyfriend' how naughty I am.

"You know ah... This girl here ah keep talking about sex one.. So many teachers complain to me that she's so naughty and talkative.. Er-yer.."


After folding the hearts, we laughed at some old stinky men and then I gave her my Cornotos(don't know how to spell la) and she ate the whole packet!!

Thank goodness I brought another packet along..


Here's some photos we took at the library :D

After that, we went outside the mall and called several people.

ONE OF THEM FUCKING CALLED ME TO FUCK OFF AND I AM SO AFFECTED BY THIS BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE TO CALL ME FUCK OFF YOU CHAO CI BAI NO LANJIAO AND LANPA LA FUCK U HOPE UR PIG ORGANS ROT!!!!!


In the end, we went to Bugis for window shopping.


When we reached Lavender, I just needed to PEE so badly and I swear it was going to come out anytime! (I was wondering what would be Thadsha's reaction if I wet my pants in public)

Thank god I found a retarded toilet!!
(Shit was all over the place and it stinks to heaven)

So I just made sure I didn't step on the shit and put several layers of toilet paper on the seat before entrusting my life to it.

Of course, Thadsha told me, "If you ever PEE in public, u are so going to embarass me!!"

Hahaa, funny la she! Thats why I love her! (There's still 99 more reasons why I love her, HAHA)



When we reached Bugis, saw quite a number of retards so we just pointed at them and laugh.

WALAO, I TELL U NOW THE BUGIS CLOTHES ARE SO FUCKING NICE AND CHEAP IF I HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THIS WORLD I WILL BUY THE WHOLE BUGIS STREET!!



Tried bargaining for the yellow jacket that I've been yearning for months but the stupid auntie said,
"Aiyaa. Very cheap already u know anot!! Other shops sell $40 leh.. "

I couldn't be bothered by that stupid comment because obviously, she was exaggerating!!



So I went to another shop and the quality was much better and cheaper!
The clothes there were also nice and there was this off shoulder top that was really nice!


In the end, Thadsha bought the off shoulder top(black) and I bought my cute jacket(yellow) and we lived happily ever AFTER!!!!!