I MISS GOING OUT!

I MISS MY FRIENDS!

I MISS THE PAST WHEN WE ALWAYS HANG OUT TOGETHER AND DO THINGS TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!

I MISS SO MANY SO MANY SO MANY THINGS!


Sadly, everyone are busy with their fast paced lives, unlike me who's stuck in time, missing the happy times :(


Alright, I have a lot of things to do too.

But I don't feel like doing because I'm lazy, and of course, chatting with breast online hehehehe =)


Can't wait to get my grey contacts!
And of cos, I'm kinda happy happy now =)


I love our class cheering practice today!

SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Especially the Virgin Mary ;)
Featuring the imposer, Charmaine!

Too, we hit the school gym with Cherry today.
It smell like menses..

But
And yes, sorry for the lack of photos.
I miss my handphone so much.

The bus uncle never call me leh :(

Is it a crime to laugh nowadays?

The government did encourage Singaporeans to laugh more, yeah?


But of course, excessive laughing can be pretty disturbing to the public, so laugh at the correct time.

Today, my class went to the Parliament House with our SS teacher, Ms Fong, Ms Junainah and Ms Lim.

Attended some interesting sessions showing how everything work, and of course, everyone looked like corpses inside. SO WE LAUGHED.

OKAY. WE LAUGHED. SO WHAT.

LAUGH ONLY WHAT.

WE DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE WRONG TIME.


THEN WHEN THE WHATEVER PERSON WAS TALKING, WE SHUT UP.

When we came back, we got a scolding from Ms Fong.

After we got scolded by her, Thadsha and I laughed!!!!

Okay, I find it quite normal to laugh after being scolded for a fucking stupid dumb reason.



Whatever it is, I don't want to have white hair and wrinkles so fast like those people working for the government. Their tree-trunk-like fingers and faces, ARGH!

And Lee Kuan Yew was sitting down there, half asleep!
(Well, the worker there claim that he was thinking. Obviously she's just covering up for him)

See how tiring and stressed these people are?


No laughter. No fun.
Work. Stress. Wrinkles.


ANYWAY, I THINK I AM GETTING COLOURED CONTACTS!!!!!!!

HEHEHE =)


But anyway, today was fun!!!!! :D

I love the song "No Air" by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway, I made a new blogskin! (again)

Well, I kinda like this cos it's pinkish and well-detailed!
And of course, song lyrics are from my all time favourite singer Carrie Underwood!!!! =)

Recently, I got addicted to Starbucks, thanks to THADSHA!

She recommended me Caramel Frappucino, and I GOT REALLY ADDICTED.

Drank a Tall yesterday and a large one today!
Tres* nice laaa!!!!!

Hehe, why are there so many cute guys in TM today?
(Thadsha and I asked each other)

Maths common test is just around the corner.
No, I mean this coming monday!

MUST GET A1!
(hopefully)

Anyway, I'm ending here.

But this time, with my favourite song, No Air.



Oh balls, I just remembered that my na ge na ge didn't come this month.
Pourquoi? *
I'M PREGNANT. (did you actually believed me for a sec? HAHAHA)

Au revoir! *

(*That's french, dumbass)


PS: This post is so friendly, so sweet. No vulgarities, eh? :P

Refrain from swearing too much.

Though I hardly swear nowadays.
(I think)


And of course, I want to be a glamorized 45kg!

I must be as skinny as Kate Moss or whatever piece of skinny shit.



I'm looking forward to PE tomorrow 'cos we'll be having volleyball training for half a year!

Hehe, the last time I played volleyball was.......hmm, let me think. OH YA, last year with Jiawen and her friends.
SO FUN LA!!!!!
(except for the painful wrists and so.)


All that jumping can just make you skinny!!!!!


And recently, I've been addicted to green tea which helps you in losing weight SO I AM VERY VERY HAPPY!!!!!!


HAHA, and I got a big big treat from Thadsha breast today: SUBWAY COOKIES (Double Choc)

I know it's super fattening but it doesn't hurt much, does it?

Oh, and I looked like a siao char bo today la.
Hair untied and all. Running to school like a chicken. Screaming like a banshee.


I OWE THADSHA BREAST SOMETHING for making her wait a pathetic 15 minutes for me.
(Hope she doesn't see the last part hehehehehee)


OKAY, now I'm going to do my Physics assessment book and of course, my Maths Tutor because my tuition teacher will be so pissed off if I don't complete 5 pages! (To tell you the truth, I've only done 4 pages out of the 364 pages.

AND THADSHA BREAST, please hold your birthday party at Aranda country club or whatever thing that we saw at DOWNTOWN EAST COS WE CAN JUMP INTO THE POOL WITH OUR CLOTHES ON WHICH IS SUPER DUPER FUN!!!!!


Taiwan :(
I want to gooooooo.

Looking at my post title for today, it's like DUH!

Every girl knows this.




It's obviously the (.)(.) and the 3
For your info, these are breasts and ass.

Looking at the rate of men raping women nowadays,
I'd sometimes wonder, "Eh, are you guys really that despo that even if there's faggots inside the vagina you'd still stuff your penis in it??!!"

Or maybe......

"Even if the breasts are just bones you guys would still suck it??"



Alright.

This is a classic example.


BUT before I show you the picture,
please get some plastic bags or something else which you can vomit into.

I'm giving you 2 minutes to get it now.

GO!!


It's definitely the most disgusting breast implants I've ever seen....


So................. Get ready.....

Oh bloody fucking yes!

ISN'T IT DISGUSTING?!

Is this some kind of Japanese Occupation rotting corpse baking in the sun??

The hands look as if it's decomposing!!!!!!!!


Oi you perverts, are you masturbating now??
Nice right??


The next picture is all guys' number 2 favourite asset!!!!!!!!

Yes, you can do it in many different styles/positions!
Doggy style, cat style, horse style, cow style......

And this, I s'pose must be the biggest and nicest a guy ever wanted!!!!!!!


Presenting you the worst butt implants ever!!!!!!!












Walao eh, like two basketballs poking out liddat sia..


I bet this woman was really greedy so she called the doctor to make her ass bigger by putting more air/silicone/milk/shit.

I bet the dick will be squashed very soon if.......... HAHAHAAHA!


Okay.
Enough of this retarded looking piece of Jap Occupation stuffs,
I'M GOING TO DO MY MATHS HOMEWORK AND GET A1 FOR MATHS!!!!!!


PS: Don't come to my blog just because you want to look at the photos and masturbate!!!!!
Hahahaha :X


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By the way, I made a new blogskin!

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