Just a few hours more and a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" message will be sent to a birthday boy!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! :)


Today's sex education was disgusting.
Argh, can you imagine the person actually showed us pictures of a guy's dick??!!

I mean, we're just 15.
Fine, I'm a baby-ish 14.

UNDERAGE PORN OKAY.


Somemore the dick looked so........ distorted.

Haha, and the person was like telling everyone.

"So if I have a one night stand with someone... blahblahblah"


And she even taught everyone how to use a condom!!!!!!!!
Haha, to put the skill into good use.

Anyway, school was pretty fun! :)

But the sad part was that Ms Sajnani got very angry and threw our worksheets into the dustbin.
She even stomped off and didn't come back for 2 whole periods!

And the class started making noise.

So Shanice and I took the worksheets out from the dustbin and gave them out..
Sometimes I just............
miss 2/7 so much because I know that they wouldn't do this to the teacher :(



Other than that, everything's pretty fun..........
EXCEPT THAT GOT ONE BREAST NEVER COME >:(

Not exactly a marathon.

But we're just chilling out yesterday to what we like la!!


We went to Raffles place and that's the moment when all our memories came back..
Let it be our history project, national day, new year eve..............

Though I give no fuck about national day.



Anyway, I went to MacDonalds to get a cheese burger before heading to Starbucks with Thadsha to grab a seat to do our homework.

There was this angmoh little toddler who looked soooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!!

Her eyes are totally perfect and her blonde hair is like... ahhhh.
Sometimes I wish I was an angmoh.



Anyway, Thadsha nehneh ordered the new flavour: White Chocolate and it tasted as good as Caramel Frappucino!!!!!


SEEEEEEE. I was really doing my homework. Trying to figure out how to do the shitified maths question.

And when I do finish my homework....................

After that, we walked along Singapore river to go to the nearby hotel's toilet because the toilet is GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL!




When we entered the hotel, there were so many angmohs around with their beautiful children!!!
(Makes me feel like having one too hehehe)

Ahem, well anyway, everyone looked so elegant and as usual, those angmohs' breasts were all over their top so it's kinda normal.




And.......... the toilet:







Crossed the 'london' bridge.....

And we stopped here (picture shown below) and just couldn't stop taking pictures!!










And then, we were asking each other why there're so many foreigners nowadays.

Bangalas, china people, phillipino maids and more.


The maids just can't stop talking and most of the singaporeans looked quite frustrated. (INCLUDING ME)

And the bangalas were staring at low cut shirts worn by the locals and china people were just hanging out around with their fake adidas embroidered on their pants.
(It wasn't adidas. It was akidas)


Mrt's stinking nowadays so.............. GO OUT LESS OKAY!

And anyway Mas Selamat's still out there so who knows?
He might just bomb one of the schools in Singapore. (Hopefully PRCS... JUST JOKING)


Hehe.

Oh yes, I HAVE TO SHOW ALL OF YOU SOMETHING.

It is the most amazing drink and the tastiest and able to quench your thirst in 0.01 millisecond SO TRY RHINO TWOHORNS WHEN IT IS OUT IN SINGAPORE! (Which is pretty soon I think)

Wondering why I am advertising this drink?
1) My uncle's company.
2) it works a lot better than other energy drink.
The benefits are:

• Provide stamina and increase endurance during strenuous activity
• Helps you recover after an active day
• All natural formula
• Caffeine free
• Non carbonated
• No artificial sweetness/flavours/colours
• No refined sugar
  

And he's already sent me 3 boxes of it and I feel more energized after a whole day of school when I drink it!
You gotta try it!!!!!!!

The drinks are already available in Australia and Malaysia.

There're CURRENTLY 3 flavours at the moment:
Blackcurrant(Well, THAT'S MY FAVOURITE), Lime(That's my cousins and brother's favourite), Orange(My relatives' favourite)


So here's how it looks like................ :
(For the can version)


That's black currant for your information :)

There're also bottled ones, so you can bring it anywhere conveniently!



Well, that was my last can of Rhino TwoHorns so.....
I will need to write a letter to my uncle to beg him for more...............

Marié Digby, Marié Digby.

Her songs are absolutely fantastic, and her voice is beautiful.
Really beautiful.

Very gentle and beautiful! AHH =)


My favourite song:

Yup, she recorded this and her album out in stores now.

She got recognised for her singing because of her famous homemade youtube video - Umbrella by Rihanna!



She's from LA, but her mum is a japanese and her dad's an angmoh so she's quite pretty! =)

AND HER VOICE IS UNIQUE!
(Well at least better than........ other singers.)

So go show her support and watch all her videos!!!!!!!



Oh and btw, I know people behind my back are like asking, "Hey, is the guy who's called Nick Gladys' boyfriend??"

Let me repeat, he is NOT my boyfriend.

Just an ordinary friend.
Okay, maybe not an ordinary friend. A good friend.

Shut the fuck up and swallow what I just told you.

It's not very nice to poke your nose into other people's business when you can't even handle yours. So shut up and stop asking.




Sigh, why can't my mother be as understanding as other mothers?
She should be expecting that I'll go out more than last year right!!!

Last year was like 14 only lor!
This year turning fucking fifteen right.....

Why can't my parents be as understanding as others?
Why can't we see eye to eye in everything?
Why do we have to end up quarreling whenever we open our mouth?

Dinner: "Cannot no money every week go out for what"
Movie+ Dinner with friend's mum: "cannot better stay home eat mine everytime go out for what"


Can they not be so old fashion?
Argh.

I HATE THEM AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THIS IS JUST PART OF MY TEENAGE LIFE AND I'M JUST BEING REBELLIOUS, I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I need "Say it again" by Marié Digby to cool me down.
Argh. I just hate situations like this.

And maybe, I'll update a better one another time.


Just......................... LET ME COOL DOWN!

Okay, I promise I will stop bullshitting.

I want a top too.

Meowpoxu.


I'm feel more randomized nowadays so........ yeah.


AND I RUSHED OUT THAT BLOODY PIECE OF ENGLISH WORK FOR NOTHING!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!


It's a very sad thing because students are sacrificing their precious sleep for a piece of worksheet and the teacher don't turn up the next day.
(Well, it's a good thing because we had fun)


I felt so sleepy today!
I mean, everyday!

My eyes are hurting.........
My eyes are becoming smaller.......
I'm going to be..........................A RETARD :(

Oh, and I'm scared of bibles :X


Anyway, my hands are itching to buy a scarf.
A scarf. A unique and nice one.

BUT, it's kinda exaggerating isn't it?

In the middle of nowhere with the blazing sun above you...
You wear a scarf to increase the chances of getting a heatstroke.

I mean, people wear it during winter..

And Singaporeans are wearing it during summer.
So it's kinda........ HAHA.

Anyway, I really miss all my friends!


And DON'T YOU EVER WASTE FOOD.
Look at my previous post and appreciate your plate of food.

WE, the breasties are addicted to the 'breast spinning playground' at TM!

Apparently, that was her first time playing that.
Oops.

So being a virgin on that game, she was excited at the structure of the spinning playground and wanted to try it.

Oh, and there she go.
Her virginity all gone.

And see how excited she is?








Okay.
Starbucks dear.




Recently, I received a email from a friend of mine...

AND I AM GOING TO POST ABOUT IT.
YES I AM GOING TO!!!!!!!!


Before you want to dump your food away,
Before you want to waste the food that's on your plate,
Before you're going to eat buffet,
Before you think you're full,
Before you think that food is cheap,
Before you think that you're fat,
Before you think that you don't want to get fat,
Before you think you want to go on a diet,
THINK TWICE!



How many times have your parents told you not to waste food?

There're so many people starving!
Simply too many!

(That's why I don't waste rice.................)


And then, stop thinking that you're unlucky just because you didn't get some retarded lucky draw or some Guess bag or something else,

BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING LUCKY ALRIGHT.

AND VERY FUCKING LUCKY.


So stop fucking complaining and shut up!