OH MY GOD.

I AM FREAKING TIRED NOW!!!!!!!!!

Just now I trained my SDO character and now it's level 10!!!!!!!!!!


Okok, I shall update about how i've been these few days okay?

I can't post photos yet, (lazy) so I'm going to make this quick and short as I don't wanna bore all of you with just text.


I WENT PENANG LAST FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our hotel view was a classic!!!!!
Facing the sea.. and the swimming pool is G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S!

After checking in, my cousin, my brother and I dashed straight for the swimming pool!
(I JUST CAN'T SWIM)

So we found a ball and played captain's ball in the water.


We made a new friend - Kelvin.

He's 10 years old and HE'S GODDAMN MATURE!!!!!!!!!
(In his thinking la)

He taught me how to play table tennis and his english is really good!


After that, we went back to our hotel and yeah, bathe.

Went for dinner and that's when a glass cut into my skin!!!!!
PLUS MY SKIN TORE AND MY BONE IS HURTING LIKE HELL.


Second day WAS A BLAST!!!

I was super angry (for no reason) when I woke up.

Went to Monkey mountain and the Mountain temple!

THERE'RE SO MANY MANY CHEAP STUFFS!!!!!!
YOU CAN BARGAIN FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING THERE!!!

A pair of shoes: RM39.90

You can bargain until you get only RM10!

I bought 2 Teddy bear shirts for RM 15!



On that night, everyone was in a really bad mood.

Suddenly my aunt received a phone call and we learnt that she won RM 6,000!

So she treated us to steak on The Ship.


Then we went shopping outside!!!!
I wanted a pair of heart shaped slippers but couldn't bargain until RM10 so we walked around first.

When we came back, EVERYTHING WAS SOLD OUT!!!!

FUCK OKAY.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT HEART SHAPE SLIPPER AND NOW.........................

Damnit.
So much for my greediness.

Anyway, I shall go and play SDO NOW.
Hehe, BYE!

I MISS THADSHAYINIY BREASTY, LIU JIAWEN AND ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!!

It's been a few decade since I blogged, so I'm going to blog about malaysia.

Just that this time, it's all photos!!
(I know that you guys wouldn't like to see everything in text, yeah?)

ARE YOU ALL MISSING ME OR NOT?!

BECAUSE I DO NOT MISS ALL OF YOU.
But I miss all of you a hell load!

The computer's fucking slow can!!
5 photos need at least five minutes!


Okayokay, PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so in the end I stopped disturbing her.

BTW, PARKSONS IS HAVING A MEGA BIG SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought a Chanel necklace.
(apparently, the logo is fake lol)

BUT SUPER NICE LOR!!!!!!!!!!


TODAY,











After that, we went to Highway hotel to eat steamboat!!


The government is fucking crazy!

Are they really desperate for money?
So why do i still see beggars around Malaysia??!



After that, we were super full!!!!!!!!!

Went back to the shop and find en en!






Damn, I only have got 1hour left to use the computer!!!!


I shall play SDO now, BYE BYEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm going Penang soon.
Hehe ;P

It's so damn cute!!!

Every minute, she will open her eyes and look at me!!


I don't think I want to go back to Singapore, (yet)
Haha.

BUT I MISS MY FRIENDS OVER THERE OKAY!!!!!

By the way, I took many pictures of the baby, so I will blog about it soon.
Erm, when I'm back in Singapore.

Now, I cannot upload any pictures into the computer because I did not bring my bluetooth device.



Okay, I want to go already.

Somebody is checking my computer.
(Oi you, stop looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

To think that with the newborn baby, it'd be so goddamn fun.

BUT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Turns out that the baby is a size of a................................... keyboard??
And is so fragile.

When one has to carry it, they have to support the head, which I HATE OKAY!!!

Walao, can't they just walk and play with me?


Every min, the baby will cry suddenly.
But in a cute way of course!


I'M STARTING TO MISS SINGAPORE & MY FRIENDS!!!!!!

Mum was like, "So we've seen the baby. Wanna head back home?"

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fat hope."


See, this is how she tricked me to Malaysia.

Using the reverse psychology.



I MISS THADSHAYINIY OKAY :D

I can't even update my blog with pictures!

:(

Actually, I can.
Maybe I'm just plain lazy.


I PAID A FREAKING 5 RINGGITS TO PLAY THE COMP FOR 3 HOURS.

Quite a good deal isn't it?


But talking about the facilities........

The toilet is placed inside the air conditioned cybercafe, which means that whenever someone go and pee/shit/do business/smoke/abuse drug, WE CAN HEAR WHAT YOU ARE DOING RETARD.

Just now there was this guy who went to pee..

His urine went like, "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"



I still haven't go on a shopping spree in Malaysia yet..
And thinking that I've got 40 bucks in hand gives me the urge to go............

Hopefully this june holiday, Mum will bring me to Genting because it's been 1 and a half year since I went there.

=)


Hmm, right now I've only got 15 minutes left before my duration for using the computer runs out.


I shall update again someday okay!!!!!!! =)


BTW, I JUST CUT MY HAIR!

AND CURLED MY HAIR.
(Up to 3 days only -.-)

Goodbye thick hair! :)

I'm going Malaysia in 8 hours time.

ANY LAST WORD???????!!!!
(Haha, you can sms me 1 min before I leave)


Okay fine.

I shall post my very last post in SINGAPORE.
Actually, I will really miss everyone here so you'd better miss me back too!

But what's making me excited is my baby cousin!!!!!!


Haha, her name is JESSIE.
And my friend's name is also Jessie!

=)


Anyway, last night was really fun!
(EXCEPT THAT I DID NOT GET TO EAT MASHED POTATO)

There was some Waterfest event going on, so we stopped by to take a look.




Despite being hungry for so many hours, THADSHA PULLED ME INTO FULLERTON HOTEL.




Guess what we did?


Nono, you dirty perv.










We.....................






















I like Fullerton hotel's fishes!

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR GLADYS PNG'S ATTENTION!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.





Enough, how can I be happy when slimy, long and orange things are fighting for me??!

YUCKS.



After that, we came out of the toilet because we were feeling really really super hungry!!!

BUT, that THADSHAYINIY HOPPED TO THE FOUNTAIN AND THUS........





Me: "OMG, I SERIOUSLY NEED TO EAT!!! I AM VERY HUNGRY!!!!!"
*Starts strangling Thadsha*


That is why whenever I AM HUNGRY, I WILL GO CRAZY!!!!!
*Scientifically proven and tested


Just then, we saw a ice cream cart and immediately, I dashed towards it!

THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH BREAD IS DELICIOUS!!!!!

Haiz, talking about food now makes me a bit hungry.....
BUT....................

I WANT TO CONTINUE BLOGGING OKAY.


You guys ought to love for I'm so dedicated to blogging and sacrifice my hunger for all of you man :)


Haha, anyway scenery at night is always the best at Boat Quay ~






Then, we walked to MacDonalds to grab our dinner.

But we ended up in Burger King because there was no cheese burger value meal.
HEHEHEHEHE.


While eating, there was this two old women who was talking and looking at us at the same time.
Suddenly when I was about to grab a second bite of my burger, they suddenly said

"Eh girls.. How come both of you eat so much but still so skinny ah?"

Thadsha and I choked on our burgers and were like, "HUH??!!"

That was quite a compliment, but when I look at my own body I wonder if they're lying or not lor!!!!
(For thadsha it's true that she's skinny!!!!)



But both of them are really nice and started asking us about our family and school.



After that they left and we continued eating and laughing over what they said.


SUDDENLY I SAW A LIGHTNING AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE FIREWORKS!

This is the stupid part.


Why?
Because you'll get so fucking excited and forget there're lumps everywhere!

Which is why I broke my favourite slipper!!!!!!!!


Super heartbroken la..

I thought if I can take a good picture of the fireworks then it's worth it la..
BUT THE PICTURE TURNED OUT TO BE LIKE SOME ALIENS ATTACKING THE CITY.



And I had to walk around like some crippled old granny!!!


And there was this philipino maid who was laughing at me!!!!!!
FUCK HER LA.

I called my father and he just said, "You're just making things difficult for me. See? Little things must make people fetch you!"

But it is true what!!!!

I can barely walk, not to mention climbing up the stairs.
How to board the bus?? :(


Haha, luckily kind breasty thadshayiniy exchanged her shoe with me so we could take turns and wear!!!




We tried changing the positions but there were so many 'things' that were staring at us so we just gave them the fuck face.



Apparently, they were stupid and one even lifted up his smelly armpit and polluted the whole MRT.

Then I said loudly, "Walao.. Can you just close your hairy armpit.. Smelly like shit la!!! Don't make us suffer can anot??! "

That's for that smelly bangla, but he did not get it and continued staring at Thadshayiniy's breast and his armpit was still widely opened.


This time, Thadshayiniy used her super power facial expression............


And he ran out of the train!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA.

We kept laughing and laughing over retarded things, but when the train came to Bedok, it was really sad la!!!!!!!! =(

We hugged goodbye and she shaked my hand and said, "Good luck to you and the things around you."

LOL!!


I will come back real fast from Malaysia okay breasty!! =)


Anyway, I WILL, still be updating this blog as there's internet over there.....

I WILL MISS EVERYONE!


I need to cut my hair in Malaysia okay!
Super thick now.....

Maybe I'll get some souvenirs too.. Haha, because I've got 40 ringgits!!!!!


Now, I've got 4h 30 mins before I leave Singapore......

MISS ME EVERYONE!