Alright, let's take a test, and we shall see how many things I'm afraid of alright?

I shall be very honest in the test.....
So yup, here it goes!!!


PS: I got this from the friendster bulletin.

The rules:
If you get more than 30 I strongly recommend some counseling!

If you get more than 20 you’re paranoid.

If you get 11-20 then you are normal.

If you get 10 or less you’re fearless.

People who don’t have any are full of crap!

OMG!!!!
They said that if I got more than 30, I'd need counseling.....

So the outcome is that...
I NEED COUNSELING?


Haha, like real lor.


It's normal what.


Taking the birds for an example.
I HATE BIRDS.

They just urine and shit on your head okay??


And they are so fucking ugly looking...




I'm not afraid to admit that I fear Big hairy arses!! It is such a turn off to see your partner on bed with a hairy ass..

It's like black thin worms all over!!!!



I fear giving birth too.

I heard that the doctor will insert this pill into your ahem, and then the hole will extend don't know how many centimeters!!!!!

And when giving birth, sometimes the hole will tear open.
(because the baby's head too big)


YUCKS.


Okay, I shall update today with one NDP photo first..........



Their performances were superb, and it was definitely awesome to take photos with them!!!!!



LALALALALALA, MEOW!~
(Eww, I hate cats. They are the most dangerous animals on earth.
The way they stare at you is even scarier than your mother's when you failed your maths test.)

After begging my mother yesterday, she let me went out with Thadshayiniy to National Day Preview lor!!

Haha, there're SO MANY SO MANY photos we took, but I'll take some time to upload, because there're too many photos!



Here, I shall update with what is inside the goodie bag!!!!

• A telly tubby looking hand!!

• Nuts?
  

• Halls MINI! - Taste nice
  

• A bookmark?
  

• NDP CAP!
  

There're also drinks, medicated oil, this helicopter looking thing, magazines, poncho, tattoos and a recycle plastic bag.

Nothing much this year actually :(



AND THE WORST IS THAT THE BAG IS SO UGLY...............






It's like some fish market plastic bag can?


Even the NTUC is nicer lor..

It's green and has got some pictures over there..

Then the NDP bag is like.. blue, red??
Like girls' menses smeared across a paper bag??



Just now I went to my cousin's one month thingy, and I realised her name was Reanne.
So nice can!!

We ate buffet at Jumbo seafood restaurant, and the food was nice there :D







OH AND GUESS WHAT?!




THANKS TO THADSHAYINIY!!!!!!!!
MUACKS!

I really enjoyed yesterday!

Especially the singing part and the last part!!!!!! =)


PS: I promise I'll update the National day preview pictures!

Those who are born in the year of rat, horse, rabbit and rooster,

The 7th month is coming, yeah.
It's just this Friday, 1st of August! (tomorrow)



7th month indicates the Hungry Ghost Festival, which means that the gate of hell will open up, and there're a lot of things you cannot do.

Your ancestors will most probably pay you a visit, and UNWANTED 'visitors' too.


I'm born in the year of the Rooster, so I've to be really careful this year during the 7th month.
Oh well, if you're the same age as me, 15 and born in the year of 1993,
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING CAREFUL!!!!!!!

(Same goes for those whose zodiac is rat, horse and rabbit)



There're 6 things you cannot do:


1) Don't anyhow pick up things that are on the floor(because they might be left behind by soooome things). If you found money, donate them to charity.


2) When you're out late at night, REFRAIN from scolding vulgarities


3) If you see people burning hell money, clothes, maids, cars etc, WALK AWAY la stupid.


4) Refrain from going to the beach or taking a boat
(There're people who died there so you might see.......... ahem)

5) TRY not to go to places like cemetery, forest areas, hospitals


6) If somebody tells you to STOP doing something,
(stepping on the hell money ashes, don't turn behind when somebody calls your name, don't curse someone, etc), then don't do it.
If you insist on doing it and you think nobody's watching/care, you're wrong.
Somebody's watching.



Alright, here are also some things that old folks often tell us NOT to do during the seventh month


1) When you're walking home late at night and hear someone calling you, DON'T turn behind.

Why?
Your back forms a barrier between you and spirits, and if you turn behind, you're removing the barrier and exposing yourself to danger.


2) When people are burning hell money etc, don't step on any of the ashes.

Why?
Don't ask why, instead, they should be the one asking why you're stepping on their 'stuffs'.


3) IF you see that 'thing', you might not want to make it too obvious.

Why?
Don't scream, don't shout. Making it too obvious........ might not be a good thing afterall. Just keep quiet and leave that area. When you're far away, it's safer for you to do anything you want.

What if the 'thing' is staring at me?
Maybe....... you're stepping on something.

What if it's beside my friend?
Pull her away quietly, and leave.

What if I can't move?
Then......... continue facing that 'thing'.



MY FRIEND saw 'it' in the toilet, and she did the right thing by pulling me away and she cried later.
I don't wanna say her name, because she'd want to keep this low profile la :)
But I'm very very proud of her being so brave.



ANYWAY, I know I haven't been blogging for so many days..
I hope my readers are still here!! LOL.


I MADE A VIDEO!


Lol, it's just a new single song, Bossy by Lindsay Lohan.
SUPER NICE!

There're tons of photos of her during her hey days, so yup!


She's talented, yet wasted.

Haha.



Celebrity news!!!!!!!!!

PARIS HILTON MIGHT BE PREGNANT.
(Same as her best friend whore)

Anyway, I think that dress is hot!!

She's well known for being a drunk skank, but she's stopped drinking recently.
(Which is like a miracle!!)

Her boyfriend is the twin brother of Nicole Richie(Paris Hilton's best friend)'s boyfriend (Joel Madden).



Isn't it like seeing the same face of your best whore's boyfriend?

She's so goddamn retarded.


I bet Benji hooked up with her is because of her porn video!
So one night he might be having this conversation with his twin brother, Joel.

Joel: Omg, I saw your bitch's porn video. She's such a flat ass!
Benji: Yeah, how about your Richie bitch?
Joel: Damn she's flat too! Thank goodness our baby didn't take after her!
Benji: Haha, not bad brother. But that Hilton bitch is fine too lor! Just that she went for this boob job and I could see the scar..
Joel: I can't see the difference. Even if she went for that boob job, it's still.... FLAT.
Benji: Actually I'm feeling sick of Hilton. Since both of them are dumb blondes, wanna exchange partners for a week?
Joel: Damnit, sure!! I'd want to see how good your Hilton bitch is on bed man. Oh by the way, you might not want to smell Richie's body. SHE STINKS.

Okay, enough.

We played volleyball today, and it was fun!!


Everyone's so stressed :(

I'm sick, tired yet restless!


I don't know.
It's like wanting to sleep but don't want to sleep!

I'm feeling very sick as..........


1) The weather's been cold these days
2) I just walked in the rain this morning
3) I'm having a terrible flu
4) I just don't want to attend school
5) ......... I don't know


School's been super crazy these days, especially with the two retarded guys - Leon and Shaun!!!!



Yesterday, Leon took out his wallet and pretended to call his mediacorp artiste manager.

" Hello? Oh yes. I would like to put Thadshayiniy into the beauty contest.. WHAT?! Fuck nabeh.. The theme is fruits?! Oh man.. Yes yes.. We have already made the preparations.. Oh yes! OMG WE GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!! Huh, what condition?? WHAT! WEAR DURIANS AS THE BRA?! Okay sure no problem.. "



Shaun was talking in all kinds of accents - Spanish, Bangla, Japanese, China
He even demonstrated to us in these accents by reading the snacks stall menu, LOL.

Today, Thadshayiniy and I went to her house (AGAIN :P) and wanted to make video lor..
But in the end, there was no time so we had to take the bus and go home while she went tuition.




On the bus, we saw this VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SCARY-LOOKING bangla with side parting and his hair was like, chopped off somehow.


We couldn't help laughing, hehe.
(IT'S NORMAL :D)


Haizzz, I miss going out with her and have fun lor.

Nowadays she's got to go back home fast, and told me that she can't go out with me that often because of her curfew and etc.

We wrote letters during chemistry class again and I was sooooooooo &*%$@!?! sad okay :(




TALKING ABOUT CHOPPED HAIR, I'm starting to hate my hair can!!!!!

Today, I saw this girl with very beautiful and nice hair.
All natural, not permed, not rebonded.


I'm SO going to wash my hair back to my natural one.
I think I'm sick of my permed hair.

Argh.


Think I'll be changing my layout soon, so yep :)

I did not pass my Chemistry paper, die die die.
Fuck fuck fuck.

Friday's POA common test, stress stress stress.

TOMORROW'S ORAL EXAMINATION.
FUCK.


OMG, I NEED TO GO SHEE SHEE* NOW, BYEEEEEEE!