OMG, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!

Somebody is selling his life!!!!!

You can bid for Ian Usher's life at Ebay!

On his website, this is what he wrote:

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!

No, I'm not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below.

However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.

On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me.

This is really freaky!

Leading somebody's life, having somebody's friends and job.

Oh god.



The bidder gets his house, his car and motorbike, his jet ski, spa, and much more.
Not only that, he can get his lifestyle (skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding), friends and his job (at a rug store)!


When asked why he wanted to sell his life, he wrote:

I met and married the best girl in the world. I loved her with all my heart, and she loved me back too. However, after over twelve years together and five years of fantastic married happiness, I was hit with a bolt from the blue.

I now live alone in a house that was being built for us to live in together. I still have all of our furniture that we bought together in our previous home. I still have the car we owned. I am still surrounded by all the memorabilia of our years together.

And despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife so much. Everything in my home is a reminder of the wonderful past we shared.

Honestly speaking, his house is super nice la!!!!!!

It's simple yet elegant somehow in a way..


And and and, his job is pretty fun I suppose!
I don't mind being a rug seller.... LOL!!!

For more information, you can visit his website:




Well, if you want to bid for his life, you'd better be fast.

There's only 4 days left til the auction is over!!!!!!
(Okay, I am so heartless)

At this insane rate everyone is going, people will be chopping off their sex organs and selling it on ebay.


Anyway, I've got a freaking new teacher! -- Mrs Ong

She's boring, speaks a lot and I can practically fall asleep in her class.

It seemed that all she ever talks about is..........




Save us.

---

Oh, and a quiz!!!
(i've been tagged by Jessie, LOL :D)

Rules & Regulations of this quiz are:

a) People who have been tagged must write their answer on their blogs & replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
b) Tag 6 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Q: If your lover betrayed you, what would be your reaction?
A: Stuck in time.

Q: If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?
1. Be happy forever!
2. Do well for my examinations.
3. Loads of money.

Q: Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
A: When I was young, LOL!

Q: Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
A: Yes, but every optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Q: Would you change yourself for the person you love?
A: Maybe.

Q: Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
A: Being loved by someone.

Q: How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
A: Depends.....

Q: If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
A: Pull his cock out and burn his girlfriend's vagina.

Q: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
A: Don't know leh..

Q: Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?
A: Sometimes.

Q: Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
A: Duh.

Q: Who are currently the most important people to you?
A: FAMILY(Mummy daddy brother) AND FRIENDS (Thadsha, Jiawen, Jiale, Jessie and MANY MORE)

Q: Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
A: I guess everyone have gone through that..

Q: What's the ideal perfect relationship to you?
A: A happy one.

Q: Are you happy with your life?
A: Maybe. Yeah, I guess so :)

Q: What type of friends do you like?
A: Simple, sincere, sweet, loyal, caring, able to keep secrets.

Q: Do you often wish that there are something you could change?
A: Oh god, there'll be a never-ending list.......

Q: During a raining day, would you like a guy to walk with you, or to shelter you?
A: Whose the guy? o_o

Q: What would be the thing you dislike the most?
A: Pretenders.

Q: What would you notice about people of the different gender?
A: Personality, how they talk, their behaviour and their eyes.

Tagged:
Apparently, none.

HELLO EVERYONE!

Wondering why I haven't been blogging these few days.......?



WELL................

Jiale and I just recently created a blogshop!!!!

Yes, we are the glam-dolls my dear.

HAHA, and we are in charge of "glamming" you up!


So far, we've only got 2 products in that shop.....



And maybe I'll be going to more shops to see other clothes for our blogshop too...



But don't worry, I'll still be updating this blog with my life adventures.
Oh well, so-called adventures.


OH YES, I was randomly browsing through other blogs...

AND I SAW PIERCING NEEDLES FOR SALE!!!!!!!


To pierce your ears, your tongue, your bellybutton..
EWW!!!

And yes, you have to pierce it yourself lor!!!!
Super siao la....


The self-piercing thing was from the Parent's Trap, when Lindsay Lohan put a lemon behind her ear and just pierce it without any numbing retarded shit!!!
(Okay, that was just a movie)


And here's the picture of a piercing needle, for $4.

Actually it's not really worth it..
Just go Watsons and grab a box of sewing kit at $1.99 and you can use the needles to pierce your ears!!


But anyway........

Those who can't afford to pierce your belly, you can now make your dreams come true with this so-called piercing needle!!!!!! :)

(Just don't come and haunt me when you die)






Today at Tea Valley (Downtown east):



AND..............................

Not exactly a marathon.

But we're just chilling out yesterday to what we like la!!


We went to Raffles place and that's the moment when all our memories came back..
Let it be our history project, national day, new year eve..............

Though I give no fuck about national day.



Anyway, I went to MacDonalds to get a cheese burger before heading to Starbucks with Thadsha to grab a seat to do our homework.

There was this angmoh little toddler who looked soooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!!

Her eyes are totally perfect and her blonde hair is like... ahhhh.
Sometimes I wish I was an angmoh.



Anyway, Thadsha nehneh ordered the new flavour: White Chocolate and it tasted as good as Caramel Frappucino!!!!!


SEEEEEEE. I was really doing my homework. Trying to figure out how to do the shitified maths question.

And when I do finish my homework....................

After that, we walked along Singapore river to go to the nearby hotel's toilet because the toilet is GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL!




When we entered the hotel, there were so many angmohs around with their beautiful children!!!
(Makes me feel like having one too hehehe)

Ahem, well anyway, everyone looked so elegant and as usual, those angmohs' breasts were all over their top so it's kinda normal.




And.......... the toilet:







Crossed the 'london' bridge.....

And we stopped here (picture shown below) and just couldn't stop taking pictures!!










And then, we were asking each other why there're so many foreigners nowadays.

Bangalas, china people, phillipino maids and more.


The maids just can't stop talking and most of the singaporeans looked quite frustrated. (INCLUDING ME)

And the bangalas were staring at low cut shirts worn by the locals and china people were just hanging out around with their fake adidas embroidered on their pants.
(It wasn't adidas. It was akidas)


Mrt's stinking nowadays so.............. GO OUT LESS OKAY!

And anyway Mas Selamat's still out there so who knows?
He might just bomb one of the schools in Singapore. (Hopefully PRCS... JUST JOKING)


Hehe.

Oh yes, I HAVE TO SHOW ALL OF YOU SOMETHING.

It is the most amazing drink and the tastiest and able to quench your thirst in 0.01 millisecond SO TRY RHINO TWOHORNS WHEN IT IS OUT IN SINGAPORE! (Which is pretty soon I think)

Wondering why I am advertising this drink?
1) My uncle's company.
2) it works a lot better than other energy drink.
The benefits are:

• Provide stamina and increase endurance during strenuous activity
• Helps you recover after an active day
• All natural formula
• Caffeine free
• Non carbonated
• No artificial sweetness/flavours/colours
• No refined sugar
  

And he's already sent me 3 boxes of it and I feel more energized after a whole day of school when I drink it!
You gotta try it!!!!!!!

The drinks are already available in Australia and Malaysia.

There're CURRENTLY 3 flavours at the moment:
Blackcurrant(Well, THAT'S MY FAVOURITE), Lime(That's my cousins and brother's favourite), Orange(My relatives' favourite)


So here's how it looks like................ :
(For the can version)


That's black currant for your information :)

There're also bottled ones, so you can bring it anywhere conveniently!



Well, that was my last can of Rhino TwoHorns so.....
I will need to write a letter to my uncle to beg him for more...............

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Alright, back to my main topic: CNY shopping spree!!

I have to ask my dad for some money before going on a really crazy shopping spree with friends.

I just love CNY can?!!
You get to buy new gorgeous clothes and get money! =)

Saw some pretty clothes in Esprit with Breast(Okay, from today onwards whenever I mention breast, it is referring to T Thadshayiniy!!) today.
I swear that shop has the most gorgeous black clothes ever!!!!

Arghhhhhhhhh!!
Lol, but today we had a really good time..

I mean, A FUCKING GOOD TIME!!!!!


Today, the population of the twits and retards were high, so we got to laugh more.

While having lunch at Long John Silver, I did something so fucking embarassing and disgusting!!
OMG breast and I were laughing for 15 minutes la!!

And DUH, I'm not going to blog about it and tell you guys what I did.
(PS. Btw, it has nothing to do with sex, you horny pervs)

AND BREAST YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE IF NOT.......!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guys beside our tables were looking at me as if I come from Pluto or something.

ARGH!!!!

But nevermind.
We still got to laugh at retards okay!

Picture of the day:

This kind of skinny jean(shown above) looks good, but not the coloured ones!

What the fuck is going on with people nowadays?
I mean, practically everyone is wearing it.

Nono, I don't mean everyone.
I mean EVERY EMO PEOPLE.

The very first person I saw wearing skinny jeans was Mary-Kate Olsen.
It look good, really good especially with those high pumps.

But now, what's happening to them?
Emo people are getting their hands on these jeans and spoiling them by trying their own retarded fashion style.

I'm not trying to insult anyone's style, because I myself stick to my own style too.

Like what my MSN personal msg was a few weeks ago,
"Fashion come and go, but style is forever."

But when a group of people are dressing up as emo people, it is not STYLE anymore.
It is trend.

Haiz, skinny jeans are great but don't be emo with these jeans la.
Please try some other shorts or something, maybe with Calvin Klein underwears or bra I don't care!!

Let the glamorous people wear them and show you how it's done!!

And not just with your black Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt!!
*roll eyes*

Oh, that was meant for emo people =)

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