hamster

What do you expect..?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Okay, I was checking my blog's analytics and how people stumble upon my blog.

What people searched for that referred them to my blog for this week:

1) where to find eyebrow embroidery in seoul
Alright, that is crazy because I never blogged about doing eyebrow embroidery in seoul (?!)
Okay, maybe they just highlighted my post (the one I did my first eyebrow threading with Thadshayiniy and the annual mud event)

2) perry ellis "perry ellis" -basketball
Er, what the hell is that?





Guess the third one? ...........
IT'S CRAZY DAMNIT.

3) pasir ris crest sex
Okay wait.. WHEN was there even a Pasir Ris Crest scandal?? Walao, and why did they come to my blog when they searched that?! Seriously....... the result was screwed up. -_-

UPDATED (30 March 2010)
P/S:
For those little underaged teenagers who have been constantly searching for "pasir ris crest scandal" or "pasir ris crest sex" or whatever shit due to your raging hormones, please go somewhere and relieve yourself. Not at my blog, damnit. There is at least 3 people who will stumble upon my blog every week from that search. I'm getting hell irritated. So YOU (Yes you) should just go to your mummy and ask her the appropriate measures you should take to tackle your raging hormones. She'll probably enlighten you on this. Thank you.




Anyway, the baby hamlings have grown up!
Their features are developed, except that they're still small and adorable, awww.


Did I mention there were 5 hamlings in total that Gongxi(my hammy) gave birth to?

Now, there's only 2 LEFT.

The mother bit the babies' head off and the rest of the siblings happily wriggle to their sister/brother's corpse and started chewing the intestines.. Shit it was gross.

They could have lived together like a happy family but.............. *sigh*



My mother was so disturbed by the scene that she started scolding Fachoy,

"Will you stop eating your babies are you a human you gave birth to them and now you're eating them?! If you're going to eat the other 2 I'm GOING TO CHOP YOU!!"

"It's not a human."



Haha, oh well..

These photos were like taken a week ago, when the other 3 of the hamlings were still alive :(






Is there something like a hamster heaven??



Hmmmmmmmm................


Well, it looks like a lot of fun!



(Photo Courtesy of Millan)

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A retarded post on a retarded day

Thursday, September 18, 2008

I keep thinking that today's a Friday.

Oh well, tomorrow is!
Hehe, I failed to follow my time-table and that was expected :P

Anyway, cheer up Gina!! :D



Today, I realised I haven't been out to shopping with my baby darling friends for quite awhile.

SO IF YOU ARE READING THIS CALL ME OUT!
(after exams, duh)



And yes, my beloved cousin tagged on my tagboard, I MISS HER TOO!
It's been quite sometime since we last saw each other.


Anyway, while Thadsha and I were buying food at the interchange, the auntie asked me whether I wanted 'la jiao', which is chilli in chinese.

SHE MISTAKEN IT AS LANJIAO. (cock in hokkien)

Arghhhhh, super funny hehe :)



And that retarded Weifeng always laugh and lie on the floor when I use my stapler and shoot at him.

Ok, that's all.

I'm very sleepy.


Since there's no school tomorrow..

Oops, there is.
Arghhh!!!!

exams

I'm trying so hard now!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I'm sick, tired yet restless!


I don't know.
It's like wanting to sleep but don't want to sleep!

I'm feeling very sick as..........


1) The weather's been cold these days
2) I just walked in the rain this morning
3) I'm having a terrible flu
4) I just don't want to attend school
5) ......... I don't know


School's been super crazy these days, especially with the two retarded guys - Leon and Shaun!!!!



Yesterday, Leon took out his wallet and pretended to call his mediacorp artiste manager.

" Hello? Oh yes. I would like to put Thadshayiniy into the beauty contest.. WHAT?! Fuck nabeh.. The theme is fruits?! Oh man.. Yes yes.. We have already made the preparations.. Oh yes! OMG WE GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!! Huh, what condition?? WHAT! WEAR DURIANS AS THE BRA?! Okay sure no problem.. "



Shaun was talking in all kinds of accents - Spanish, Bangla, Japanese, China
He even demonstrated to us in these accents by reading the snacks stall menu, LOL.

Today, Thadshayiniy and I went to her house (AGAIN :P) and wanted to make video lor..
But in the end, there was no time so we had to take the bus and go home while she went tuition.




On the bus, we saw this VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SCARY-LOOKING bangla with side parting and his hair was like, chopped off somehow.


We couldn't help laughing, hehe.
(IT'S NORMAL :D)


Haizzz, I miss going out with her and have fun lor.

Nowadays she's got to go back home fast, and told me that she can't go out with me that often because of her curfew and etc.

We wrote letters during chemistry class again and I was sooooooooo &*%$@!?! sad okay :(




TALKING ABOUT CHOPPED HAIR, I'm starting to hate my hair can!!!!!


JESLYN NG AND LIU JIAWEN HAVE BEEN CALLING MY HAIR
"THE POTS AND PANS SCRUBBER".




Today, I saw this girl with very beautiful and nice hair.
All natural, not permed, not rebonded.


I'm SO going to wash my hair back to my natural one.

I think I'm sick of my permed hair.

Argh.


Think I'll be changing my layout soon, so yep :)

I did not pass my Chemistry paper, die die die.
Fuck fuck fuck.

Friday's POA common test, stress stress stress.

TOMORROW'S ORAL EXAMINATION.
FUCK.


OMG, I NEED TO GO SHEE SHEE* NOW, BYEEEEEEE!


*Urine ;)

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Someone is selling his life!!!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

OMG, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!

Somebody is selling his life!!!!!

You can bid for Ian Usher's life at Ebay!

On his website, this is what he wrote:

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!

No, I'm not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below.

However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.

On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me.

This is really freaky!

Leading somebody's life, having somebody's friends and job.

Oh god.



The bidder gets his house, his car and motorbike, his jet ski, spa, and much more.
Not only that, he can get his lifestyle (skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding), friends and his job (at a rug store)!


When asked why he wanted to sell his life, he wrote:

I met and married the best girl in the world. I loved her with all my heart, and she loved me back too. However, after over twelve years together and five years of fantastic married happiness, I was hit with a bolt from the blue.

I now live alone in a house that was being built for us to live in together. I still have all of our furniture that we bought together in our previous home. I still have the car we owned. I am still surrounded by all the memorabilia of our years together.

And despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife so much. Everything in my home is a reminder of the wonderful past we shared.


Honestly speaking, his house is super nice la!!!!!!

It's simple yet elegant somehow in a way..


And and and, his job is pretty fun I suppose!
I don't mind being a rug seller.... LOL!!!

For more information, you can visit his website:




Well, if you want to bid for his life, you'd better be fast.

There's only 4 days left til the auction is over!!!!!!
(Okay, I am so heartless)

At this insane rate everyone is going, people will be chopping off their sex organs and selling it on ebay.


Anyway, I've got a freaking new teacher! -- Mrs Ong

She's boring, speaks a lot and I can practically fall asleep in her class.

It seemed that all she ever talks about is..........

"We are going to start afresh because....."



Save us.

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Oh, and a quiz!!!
(i've been tagged by Jessie, LOL :D)

Rules & Regulations of this quiz are:

a) People who have been tagged must write their answer on their blogs & replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
b) Tag 6 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people.


Q: If your lover betrayed you, what would be your reaction?
A: Stuck in time.

Q: If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?
1. Be happy forever!
2. Do well for my examinations.
3. Loads of money.

Q: Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
A: When I was young, LOL!

Q: Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
A: Yes, but every optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Q: Would you change yourself for the person you love?
A: Maybe.

Q: Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
A: Being loved by someone.

Q: How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
A: Depends.....

Q: If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
A: Pull his cock out and burn his girlfriend's vagina.

Q: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
A: Don't know leh..

Q: Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?
A: Sometimes.

Q: Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
A: Duh.

Q: Who are currently the most important people to you?
A: FAMILY(Mummy daddy brother) AND FRIENDS (Thadsha, Jiawen, Jiale, Jessie and MANY MORE)

Q: Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
A: I guess everyone have gone through that..

Q: What's the ideal perfect relationship to you?
A: A happy one.

Q: Are you happy with your life?
A: Maybe. Yeah, I guess so :)

Q: What type of friends do you like?
A: Simple, sincere, sweet, loyal, caring, able to keep secrets.

Q: Do you often wish that there are something you could change?
A: Oh god, there'll be a never-ending list.......

Q: During a raining day, would you like a guy to walk with you, or to shelter you?
A: Whose the guy? o_o

Q: What would be the thing you dislike the most?
A: Pretenders.

Q: What would you notice about people of the different gender?
A: Personality, how they talk, their behaviour and their eyes.

Tagged:
Apparently, none.

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PET Rocket Project

Friday, May 16, 2008

Yesterday was super fun!

We made our own rockets using bottles, and one of them flew out of the school field!


Preparing to launch

Charmaine and my rocket

OUR ROCKET'S HOT

See the flying things in the field? They're actually the rockets!


Ms Lim believed that if we wrote her name down on our rockets, our rockets would fly further.

APPARENTLY, CHARMAINE AND MINE DIDN'T FLY THAT FAR.

Haha, and her name was all over the bottle.









Video of the Rocket

Next, was the Parachute.

I like the parachute better, because it was really cute!
Haha, like jelly fish okay!!!

It shoots up, and will come down slowly..






We went back to the hall, and waited there for 45 minutes.

So, 3/5 decided to play Murderer!
Haha, when the murderer blink, I couldn't help but laugh!!!


Then then, Faisal teached Charmaine and I some malay words.

Lawa is beautiful!!!!!!


Anyway, after everything Jeslyn and I went DTE.
Bought Subway cookies and went to play bowling!!!

We played 2 games lor.

The 2nd game she paid for me..
And I didn't even know!!


THANK YOU JESLYN!!!!! :D


After that Cherry and Alicia came, but it was only for a brief 15 mins as Cherry had to rush back for her Physical training.

After everything, we went home too =)


AND MUMMY COOKED JAPANESE CURRRYYY!!!!!

Kept eating non-stop yesterday.
AHAHAHAHA :p


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Yesterday, I saw the headlines on DailyMail.uk.

Girl, 13, hangs herself after becoming obsessed with Emo 'suicide cult' rock band

What the fuck??!!

The worst part was...................

One of the foremost of these "suicide cult" bands is My Chemical Romance, from New Jersey.

Their first single, Welcome to the Black Parade, from the album The Black Parade, was released in 2006 and became a huge hit, going to number one in Britain.

The concept album follows the story of a character called The Patient, who dies of cancer.

The Black Parade is a nickname for the place where Emo fans believe they will go when they die.

LOL?!

You will go hell la rotting emo bitches.
NOT SOME BLACK PARADE.


Stop killing yourself because of some MCR band.

EMO IS BULLSHIT.
ITS CRAP.


Emo people are just insecured, attention seekers, immature, dumb, freaky and stupid.
Also, it also proves that they are unable to cope with reality and that they are so incapable and shows how dependent they are on death to help them resolve all problems.


Slashing your wrist is so goddamn stupid.

It makes people laugh, and no matter how many goddamn fucking scars there are, NOBODY WILL PITY YOU.

SO JUST FACE IT, REALITY IS BITTER.

Dying is so not glamorous.

You fucking emos don't even know what's glamorous, so don't use it on your stupid and freaky emo cult.

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Okay, just don't turn emo.

I'll hate you.

If you're emo, just kill yourself okay? =)
Honestly, the world don't need emo people with so many optimistic and cheerful people around.


Anyway, I WANT TO PLAY HABBO ALREADY.
GOOD BYE!

camwhoring

Another (B) outing!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

On Monday, Thadsha and I went to LITTLE INDIA OKAY!



At first, I couldn't go because Mum was like, "You've already gone out so many times this week."

But then, she wanted to get something, so it was a rare opportunity for me to go out! :D



First, we went to Tampines Mall to get her top and her BodyShop stuffs.
Hehe, the Strawberry BodyMist is super niceeeeeeeee!

We also went to Watsons to get some daily essentials.


THADSHAYINIY BOUGHT A..............................

HAIR REMOVAL MOUSSE!


"This one cannot spray on your armpit on pubic hair okay.. Only on your legs and hands."

So sad lor, if this thing can spray on your ahem, people wouldn't have waste their money on Brazilian Wax. =(


I BOUGHT A NIVEA VISAGE LIPBALM FOR MYSELF!
It's only $2 and besides, smells SUPER NICE (Strawberry Kiss)!



Haha, so quickly grab one now!


Because Thadshayiniy was late, she promised to treat me to Starbucks.
BUT, I told her it was okay, because I wanted to buy the Unstoppable Maybelline mascara!
HAHA, do you know that the usual price is $15.90! AND NOW, IT'S A FREAKING $9.90!!!!




Then I treated her to Octopus Balls.
But the last piece she gave it to me, cos she got sick of it.

Anyway, after much discussion, we decided to go Little India because the place sold really cheap things!


Essential things to bring during a MRT trip.

Hands pain anot?? HAHA, look at the 'garbage'!


There. It looks better and more decent. LOL.

Okay, weird photo. I LIKE MY NAIL COLOUR.

City Hall (:

I just hate City hall okay!

When we alight there, there'll ALWAYS be millions of people rushing to the other side to take the other train. Can't they just relax??

They'll push into the train and therefore, we'll not be able to get into the train and have to waste our time to wait for another slow 5mins for another train.


Finally, we reached our destination....................

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LITTLE INDIA!

LOL, look at the 'thing' at the left side of this picture.

Thadsha and I have already expected all these when we came to a decision to come to Little India.

Haha, but I like the shophouses.
VERY VINTAGE INDEED!





Sorry about this picture. MY ASS JUST SUCKS.






After that, we bought Victoria's Secret perfume.

Breasty bought one for me too!
Mine's Forbidden Fantasy, sounds so..... sensual right? LOL.



SMELLS SUPER NICE! :D


But before that, we went around to find a ATM machine because the shop owner say that her card had exceeded the amount that she was allowed to spend one day.


While waiting for her to withdraw the money (long queue), I walked around and saw this interesting box.

Out of curiosity, I opened it and a lizard jumped out!!!!!!!!!
I had the biggest shock of my life la.....

AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME OKAY!!!!!!!


It wasn't a real lizard la, it was a fake one.

So much for being curious.


I'm starting to believe that 'curiosity kills the cat'.
Except that mine was 'Curiosity scares the cat'.


Lol, I was laughing at myself also lor.
Then I tried to call Thadsha to open the box, but she knew something was fishy and said no.

Dammit.


Anyway, I walked away for a while and took some great pictures! :D



Then we went Sinma, where they sell cheap and chic accessories.
(Great shades too!)



Something about Little India :
IT'S DANGEROUS TO CROSS THE ROADS!

Do you know that my jeans almost dropped while crossing the road?
THANKS TO THADSHAYINIY!!!

LOL.

Anyway, pictures pictures.

Fuck birds in the world.. (Except for chickens)


After a while, we got quite tired of Little India.

We were broke, and also tired.

So we took the train and went home, and we saw Thadsha's friends!!!!
LOL, and I thought one of them was her brother -.-

I'm glad we took the train.....

Laughing at me.

I'm half laughing and half angry, LOL.

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY! AHEM, LOL.

Okay, we stopped at Whitesands and as usual,...........





This is getting old.
Because all of you know that as usual, we'll camwhore. -.-










OKAY, THAT'S ALL!

I've gotta go now, going to watch a movie with Thadsha and her mother at 3.

Now's 2.15!!!!!
I'm FUCKING LATE!!!!!

BYE, LOVE ALL :D
ESPECIALLY THADSHAYINIY!!!!!!

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