Those who are born in the year of rat, horse, rabbit and rooster,

The 7th month is coming, yeah.
It's just this Friday, 1st of August! (tomorrow)



7th month indicates the Hungry Ghost Festival, which means that the gate of hell will open up, and there're a lot of things you cannot do.

Your ancestors will most probably pay you a visit, and UNWANTED 'visitors' too.


I'm born in the year of the Rooster, so I've to be really careful this year during the 7th month.
Oh well, if you're the same age as me, 15 and born in the year of 1993,
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING CAREFUL!!!!!!!

(Same goes for those whose zodiac is rat, horse and rabbit)



There're 6 things you cannot do:


1) Don't anyhow pick up things that are on the floor(because they might be left behind by soooome things). If you found money, donate them to charity.


2) When you're out late at night, REFRAIN from scolding vulgarities


3) If you see people burning hell money, clothes, maids, cars etc, WALK AWAY la stupid.


4) Refrain from going to the beach or taking a boat
(There're people who died there so you might see.......... ahem)

5) TRY not to go to places like cemetery, forest areas, hospitals


6) If somebody tells you to STOP doing something,
(stepping on the hell money ashes, don't turn behind when somebody calls your name, don't curse someone, etc), then don't do it.
If you insist on doing it and you think nobody's watching/care, you're wrong.
Somebody's watching.



Alright, here are also some things that old folks often tell us NOT to do during the seventh month


1) When you're walking home late at night and hear someone calling you, DON'T turn behind.

Why?
Your back forms a barrier between you and spirits, and if you turn behind, you're removing the barrier and exposing yourself to danger.


2) When people are burning hell money etc, don't step on any of the ashes.

Why?
Don't ask why, instead, they should be the one asking why you're stepping on their 'stuffs'.


3) IF you see that 'thing', you might not want to make it too obvious.

Why?
Don't scream, don't shout. Making it too obvious........ might not be a good thing afterall. Just keep quiet and leave that area. When you're far away, it's safer for you to do anything you want.

What if the 'thing' is staring at me?
Maybe....... you're stepping on something.

What if it's beside my friend?
Pull her away quietly, and leave.

What if I can't move?
Then......... continue facing that 'thing'.



MY FRIEND saw 'it' in the toilet, and she did the right thing by pulling me away and she cried later.
I don't wanna say her name, because she'd want to keep this low profile la :)
But I'm very very proud of her being so brave.



ANYWAY, I know I haven't been blogging for so many days..
I hope my readers are still here!! LOL.


I MADE A VIDEO!


Lol, it's just a new single song, Bossy by Lindsay Lohan.
SUPER NICE!

There're tons of photos of her during her hey days, so yup!


She's talented, yet wasted.

Haha.



Celebrity news!!!!!!!!!

PARIS HILTON MIGHT BE PREGNANT.
(Same as her best friend whore)

Anyway, I think that dress is hot!!

She's well known for being a drunk skank, but she's stopped drinking recently.
(Which is like a miracle!!)

Her boyfriend is the twin brother of Nicole Richie(Paris Hilton's best friend)'s boyfriend (Joel Madden).



Isn't it like seeing the same face of your best whore's boyfriend?

She's so goddamn retarded.


I bet Benji hooked up with her is because of her porn video!
So one night he might be having this conversation with his twin brother, Joel.

Joel: Omg, I saw your bitch's porn video. She's such a flat ass!
Benji: Yeah, how about your Richie bitch?
Joel: Damn she's flat too! Thank goodness our baby didn't take after her!
Benji: Haha, not bad brother. But that Hilton bitch is fine too lor! Just that she went for this boob job and I could see the scar..
Joel: I can't see the difference. Even if she went for that boob job, it's still.... FLAT.
Benji: Actually I'm feeling sick of Hilton. Since both of them are dumb blondes, wanna exchange partners for a week?
Joel: Damnit, sure!! I'd want to see how good your Hilton bitch is on bed man. Oh by the way, you might not want to smell Richie's body. SHE STINKS.

Okay, enough.

We played volleyball today, and it was fun!!


Everyone's so stressed :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BREASTY WOMAN!!!!!!


I can't stay up to 12am to post this, because I've got a long day ahead!
Beauty sleep all goneeeeeee!

Apparently, this week was totally busy busy busy!



Jeslyn and I collected money for Thadsha's birthday cake.
And in the end, she found out about it!!!!!

Oh god..

We invited our friends to the upcoming Saturday so called party, but a lot of them couldn't turn up for it!!!!

Here are the criminals:

• Jiawen
• ChingHsia
• YanMae
• Marinah
• Charmaine
• Eunice
• Daniel Kng
• Nawfal

Okay, due to severe memory loss, I might miss out some names la!



Haha, we attended tuition yesterday and had so much fun!!!!! =)
Met Jeslyn, Thadsha, Amos and Cherry at 6.30!




Then, Weifeng came with his earpieces hanging by his neck -.-
(Same like Amos)




The house was pretty simple, as the whole thing is a tuition center.
But it's really nice.

It was easy to get the concept because Mr Kwan seemed to be a pretty good teacher!



(Despite laughing too loud with thadsha breasty sometimes)

TODAY, WE HAD A CAKE SPECIALLY FOR THADSHAYINIY!

Just for this cake, Thadsha's been irritated with me because she thought I was planning some evil monster plan!

Walao, turns out to be so nice right!

The cake is Jeslyn and I pick one!
Hehe.

I haven't gotten some of the photos.
So I shall update with photos I have, currently.


Almost all our friends came to gather around and sing her a happy birthday song!

Haha, Jessie was obsessed with the Tweety Bird tissue!!!!!
$1 = CHEAP YET CHIC!
(Important concept in life when it comes to shopping)



Then, Thadsha offered to feed me.
But I declined..

So she fed Michael..
AND PIAK!!!!!!

His face was all mocha cake!!
(Wasted on his face man)

Then, I told her I want to feed her.
So..............

PIAK!!!!!

LOL!!!!!


And the knife was left on the floor while hungry people are waiting to eat!!!!
LOL!


The artwork of the Mocha Cake:



Apparently, Nawfal was clean!!!
(Thadshayiniy, you know what to do)

Jiawen and I took a picture even though the canteen was in chaos!


In the end, the uncle was kinda pissed off because of the mess lor!


Like dog shit everywhere!!

But I love this!

I hope you like it too THADSHAYINIY!

What's up with everyone nowadays? Why are so many unhappy events happening this week?



It's been a pretty stressful week, yes with all the tests and everything.
With mid-year coming and all.

BUT PEOPLE, cheer up okay!!!!!
After mid-year, everything will be totally fine =)

Today's Maths test didn't really turn out well.

I think I'll flunk this Maths test...... :(

ARGH!!!!!


Luckily, after the paper I went to TM with thadshanehneh despite the bad weather.
A getaway from all those stress!

We ate at Burger King and then went to BHG to get my Escada Moonlight sparkle perfume sample!

Super small la.......

I think use one drop then finish already lor...
(Okay not that exaggerating, but it's like.... I don't know but I know that it's just small!!!!!)


Anyway while we were eating our yumyum burgers, we started asking each other riddles.

Me: "What kind of door cannot be opened??"
Thadshanehneh: "Er......."
Me: "Hehehehehehehee, the answer is doll!!!!!!"
Thadshanehneh: -Give camel face-

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPER FUNNY OK THE CAMEL FACE!!!!!

Her head will tilt down and her eyes will be like that >> =.=




Then it was her turn to shoot me with a riddle:

Thadshanehneh: "What kind of room you cannot go inside one??"
Me: "Er..... bathroom??"
Thadshanehneh: "That one can la!!"
Me: "Hmmmmm..... I KNOW!!! IT'S HOTEL ROOM!!!!!"
Thadshanehneh: -Give camel face-
Me: "Okokok I give up"
Thadshanehneh"Mushroom"
Me: -Give fuckface- >> -.-

Haha, alright.

Have a great weekend ahead everyone!



Lalalala~

And here're some emoticons you can save for your MSN messenger!









HAPPY 1ST MONTH!