OMG, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!

Somebody is selling his life!!!!!

You can bid for Ian Usher's life at Ebay!

On his website, this is what he wrote:

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!

No, I'm not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below.

However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.

On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me.

This is really freaky!

Leading somebody's life, having somebody's friends and job.

Oh god.



The bidder gets his house, his car and motorbike, his jet ski, spa, and much more.
Not only that, he can get his lifestyle (skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding), friends and his job (at a rug store)!


When asked why he wanted to sell his life, he wrote:

I met and married the best girl in the world. I loved her with all my heart, and she loved me back too. However, after over twelve years together and five years of fantastic married happiness, I was hit with a bolt from the blue.

I now live alone in a house that was being built for us to live in together. I still have all of our furniture that we bought together in our previous home. I still have the car we owned. I am still surrounded by all the memorabilia of our years together.

And despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife so much. Everything in my home is a reminder of the wonderful past we shared.

Honestly speaking, his house is super nice la!!!!!!

It's simple yet elegant somehow in a way..


And and and, his job is pretty fun I suppose!
I don't mind being a rug seller.... LOL!!!

For more information, you can visit his website:




Well, if you want to bid for his life, you'd better be fast.

There's only 4 days left til the auction is over!!!!!!
(Okay, I am so heartless)

At this insane rate everyone is going, people will be chopping off their sex organs and selling it on ebay.


Anyway, I've got a freaking new teacher! -- Mrs Ong

She's boring, speaks a lot and I can practically fall asleep in her class.

It seemed that all she ever talks about is..........




Save us.

---

Oh, and a quiz!!!
(i've been tagged by Jessie, LOL :D)

Rules & Regulations of this quiz are:

a) People who have been tagged must write their answer on their blogs & replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
b) Tag 6 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people.

Q: If your lover betrayed you, what would be your reaction?
A: Stuck in time.

Q: If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?
1. Be happy forever!
2. Do well for my examinations.
3. Loads of money.

Q: Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
A: When I was young, LOL!

Q: Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
A: Yes, but every optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Q: Would you change yourself for the person you love?
A: Maybe.

Q: Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
A: Being loved by someone.

Q: How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
A: Depends.....

Q: If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
A: Pull his cock out and burn his girlfriend's vagina.

Q: Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
A: Don't know leh..

Q: Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?
A: Sometimes.

Q: Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
A: Duh.

Q: Who are currently the most important people to you?
A: FAMILY(Mummy daddy brother) AND FRIENDS (Thadsha, Jiawen, Jiale, Jessie and MANY MORE)

Q: Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
A: I guess everyone have gone through that..

Q: What's the ideal perfect relationship to you?
A: A happy one.

Q: Are you happy with your life?
A: Maybe. Yeah, I guess so :)

Q: What type of friends do you like?
A: Simple, sincere, sweet, loyal, caring, able to keep secrets.

Q: Do you often wish that there are something you could change?
A: Oh god, there'll be a never-ending list.......

Q: During a raining day, would you like a guy to walk with you, or to shelter you?
A: Whose the guy? o_o

Q: What would be the thing you dislike the most?
A: Pretenders.

Q: What would you notice about people of the different gender?
A: Personality, how they talk, their behaviour and their eyes.

Tagged:
Apparently, none.

To think that with the newborn baby, it'd be so goddamn fun.

BUT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Turns out that the baby is a size of a................................... keyboard??
And is so fragile.

When one has to carry it, they have to support the head, which I HATE OKAY!!!

Walao, can't they just walk and play with me?


Every min, the baby will cry suddenly.
But in a cute way of course!


I'M STARTING TO MISS SINGAPORE & MY FRIENDS!!!!!!

Mum was like, "So we've seen the baby. Wanna head back home?"

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fat hope."


See, this is how she tricked me to Malaysia.

Using the reverse psychology.



I MISS THADSHAYINIY OKAY :D

I can't even update my blog with pictures!

:(

Actually, I can.
Maybe I'm just plain lazy.


I PAID A FREAKING 5 RINGGITS TO PLAY THE COMP FOR 3 HOURS.

Quite a good deal isn't it?


But talking about the facilities........

The toilet is placed inside the air conditioned cybercafe, which means that whenever someone go and pee/shit/do business/smoke/abuse drug, WE CAN HEAR WHAT YOU ARE DOING RETARD.

Just now there was this guy who went to pee..

His urine went like, "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"



I still haven't go on a shopping spree in Malaysia yet..
And thinking that I've got 40 bucks in hand gives me the urge to go............

Hopefully this june holiday, Mum will bring me to Genting because it's been 1 and a half year since I went there.

=)


Hmm, right now I've only got 15 minutes left before my duration for using the computer runs out.


I shall update again someday okay!!!!!!! =)


BTW, I JUST CUT MY HAIR!

AND CURLED MY HAIR.
(Up to 3 days only -.-)

Goodbye thick hair! :)

Yesterday was super fun!

We made our own rockets using bottles, and one of them flew out of the school field!

Ms Lim believed that if we wrote her name down on our rockets, our rockets would fly further.

APPARENTLY, CHARMAINE AND MINE DIDN'T FLY THAT FAR.
Haha, and her name was all over the bottle.

Tomorrow's my maths paper!!!!!!!



Argh, Maths is the only paper which can make me really nervous.

I must study I must study.
Haha, Thadsha's studying with Leon they all.


Lalalala. I KNOW THEY ARE JUST LAUGHING!


Okay nevermind, I want to spend sometime alone.


ONLY AFTER THE EXAMS, I will go out and have fun!

=)

Nothing's greater than the rush that comes with your warm embrace.

Why can't I get him off my mind?


I've been trying for days..



WHATEVER.

I licked finish the whole sour plum powder.
1 packet-$1

Super expensive.



Anyway, I feel very happy on 28 April when I was soooooooooo down and Thadsha came up to look for me!

I LOVE YOU DARL!

AND SOMEMORE, JIALE's blog!

And JIAWEN!

AND JESSIE!
AND JOMANDA!

I love you all.


WE SHALL GO OUT ONE DAY!


Right now, I want to go and sleep.

Okay, not sleep.


I just want to hug my bolster :)

I don't know what the hell happened, but my tongue's been hurting since last Friday!!!!!!


I can't even concentrate on my studies because of that stinging pain that I have to endure everyday.
I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK PROPERLY!!!!!!!

I looked into the mirror and ya la...
the flesh is actually loose at the tip of my tongue :(

How long do I have to wait for it to heal??!!


Can't even eat simple things such as....... FRENCH FRIES?

FUCKKKKK OKAY.


Hehe, anyway I made a new blogskin.
It's not very nice anyway, THANKS TO MY TONGUE!
Great, I've got a new reason why I'm unable to do things now hehehehe =)

Okay, whatever la.

Serena and Dan (Gossip Girl) are in it which is why I like this skin!


Colours may not be to your liking but as long as I like it, who cares?!

Except that I don't really like the green. Hahahaha.




Today was crazy LAA!

Thadsha and I went Downtown East and I DROPPED THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE COOKIE SHE BOUGHT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the end, she helped me to pick up and luckily, it's still clean!
Anyway, it's $1.10 for it..

Can buy........ SO MANY THINGS WITH ONE DOLLAR AND TEN CENTS RIGHT?!


For example buy a hair clip, a drink, hair clip, rubber band, 3 nuggets, blah blah blah.



Okayy. So I'm going to revise for my upcoming mid-year exams now...

I'm a girl.


I won't deny these facts that: I've bitched, gossiped, got jealous of someone or maybe pulled some nasty pranks on somebody.

Come on, Teenage's life is supposed to be a BITCH.



I guess that was why Gossip Girl came into my life and I spend the whole day watching the TV series!

Super super super super nice okay!


I'm not that bitchy as these girls are......


Haha, I LIKE THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE!!!
She's Serena, aka the popular girl in school but she went to boarding school for quite a long time as she wanted to forget the past.

And the past?

And now that she's back......
Blair(her best friend) is kinda unhappy as she knows that Nate (her boyfriend) still has a thing for her.

So Super-bitchy-princess-like Blair will do anything to bring her down.
Even though Serena tries really hard to save their old friendship, Blair hates her to the core.
(I haven't watch finish yet, so I'm not sure whether they got back together or something)


Serena then meet Dan, whose a super nice (and not to mention, kinda cute too) and they look really cute together!!!!!!!




But somehow Blair told him about Serena's past and he got pretty upset.


ANYWAY, IT'S SUPER NICE LA!


Nate is very very very handsome, and he looks a bit like Zac Efron!!!!!









Out of so many couples in Gossip Girl.....................







Watch it at http://tvliveshows.com !


And I guess that's it for today.
I'm tiredddddddd and BORED!!

I've got nothing interesting to blog about, for now.........




SO READ MY PREVIOUS ENTRIES TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF!


=(
Cannot go out until exams are over....

HELLO EVERYONE!

Wondering why I haven't been blogging these few days.......?



WELL................

Jiale and I just recently created a blogshop!!!!

Yes, we are the glam-dolls my dear.

HAHA, and we are in charge of "glamming" you up!


So far, we've only got 2 products in that shop.....



And maybe I'll be going to more shops to see other clothes for our blogshop too...



But don't worry, I'll still be updating this blog with my life adventures.
Oh well, so-called adventures.


OH YES, I was randomly browsing through other blogs...

AND I SAW PIERCING NEEDLES FOR SALE!!!!!!!


To pierce your ears, your tongue, your bellybutton..
EWW!!!

And yes, you have to pierce it yourself lor!!!!
Super siao la....


The self-piercing thing was from the Parent's Trap, when Lindsay Lohan put a lemon behind her ear and just pierce it without any numbing retarded shit!!!
(Okay, that was just a movie)


And here's the picture of a piercing needle, for $4.

Actually it's not really worth it..
Just go Watsons and grab a box of sewing kit at $1.99 and you can use the needles to pierce your ears!!


But anyway........

Those who can't afford to pierce your belly, you can now make your dreams come true with this so-called piercing needle!!!!!! :)

(Just don't come and haunt me when you die)






Today at Tea Valley (Downtown east):



AND..............................

Rainy days don't dampen my mood!
So forget about seeing a sad post!! :)



I'm feeling happy yet BORED at the same time.

Currently, I'm entertaining myself with loads of books, chocolates, sweets, papers, pens and most importantly......................



HUNTING FOR FOOD IN MY HOUSE!


It's been quite sometime since I touched any Thai food and now my stomach is craving for its specialty THAI FUCKING FRIED RICE!!!!!!

Maybe I should just go LerkThai at Whitesands and tapau the delicious food back.


Or should I just eat my favourite instant prawn noodle?

Or maybe just sip some green tea to refresh myself?



Okay, maybe I should just stay at home and stop eating for goodness's sake.



Anyway, it's been a pretty wild week so..............




Bought a new bangle and yes!
Another new colour for my bangles collection =)



Yesterday:

After meeting Nick, we went orchard to eat dinner and walked for quite a while.

I bought my favourite Subway Tuna sandwich (Even though Thadshayiniy thinks that I should change to Teriyaki chicken) and we headed to Sweet Talk to buy bubble tea!!!!

"Chocolate milkshake with pearl."
"Huh?? Zhucolat miltkshit?"

AND THADSHA LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING TOOO!!!!!!
I think the lady was angry so I held my laughter back and order my chocolate milkshake again.

Hope she didn't poison me or something..




Thanks for the top okay!!!!!
I'm going to wear it all the time!



ANYWAY, Ms Foong (My SS teacher) showed us something super funny!!!!!!!!

Okay, read this.



Oh oh, and I like this!!

Don't anyhow adopt ang-mor names, hor!

Anne Chang	Mandarin: Dirty
Anne Chin	Mandarin: Keep quiet
Faye Chen	Mandarin: Dusty
Carl Chng	Hokkien: Buttocks
Monica Cheng	Hokkien: Touch your buttocks
Michael Tan	Cantonese: Selling eggs
Lucy Leow	Hokkien: You're dead
Jane Tan	Mandarin: Fried Egg
Suzie Leow	Hokkien: Lost till death
Henry Tan	Hokkien: Let you wait
Henry Mah	Mandarin: Hate your mother
Corrine Tai	Hokkien: Poor fellow
Paul Chan	Mandarin: Bankrupt
Nelson Tan	Mandarin: Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong	Mandarin: Rubbish bin
Nelson Chong	Mandarin: Worm-infested bird
Carmen Teng	Hokkien: Leg hair long

Have a great laugh and...

I shall start with the Seoul garden buffet on friday first.

THE LONG AWAITED SEOUL GARDEN!
(Since my sec 1 birthday. Damn I miss that.)

Thadsha breasty treated me there and we promised to eat more than what we're paying.
So I decided to eat a $50 meal as Thadsha paid $12 for her breasty(ME :)).

Hehehe. SEEEEEEEEE.

Alright, so that was yesterday.

TODAY, we went for our CIP thing at Woodlands Regional Library.

Thadsha overslept and YIYONG, AMOS AND I WAITED FOR "1HOUR"!
Anyway, we walked to 168 and took the bus to Woodlands Causeway Point.

I was so bored in the bus that I started looking out and spotted some beautiful sceneries!!


And my mind was wandering to places where Mas Selamat will be hiding at..


And when we reach there, we were quite frightened by those strict looking people, but in the end, we just gather all our courage and attacked everyone!!!!!

THADSHA TRIED FINDING HOT THINGS, but failed to.
Guess Woodlands is not the right place to find.................. things. HAHAHA!
(Okay fine, there was one hiding in the corner. Managed to attack him. RIGHT THADSHA? ;))


ANYWAY, THE BEST THING OF THIS CIP WAS THAT WE FINISHED EVERYTHING IN 1HOUR'S TIME!! =)



I would try to start something like this:
"Hi, would you like to write a letter of encouragement to those little Down Syndrome kids? Your letter will be put up on the board."

It's quite retarded, but Singaporeans often like their letters to be put up as they think they might get famous!!

So that's the trick.


Some of the pictures are taken from thadshabreast as it was illegal to take pictures in the library! (except for the toilet part)



And we were supposed to wear this card thinggy to show that we are doing this because we are helping the Down Syndrome kids!



Met Chinghsia, Jiale, Yan Mae and Gina outside!!
So here we are.. in the toilet =)

Don't they look cute with their pass?



While waiting for them to complete, Thadsha and I walked to Causeway Point and hanged out.



AND DO YOU KNOW THAT THE DONUTS HERE ARE CHEAPER THAN PASIR RIS?!

Pasir Ris: Various donuts are selling around $1.20~$1.60
Woodlands: ALL donuts selling at $1


Bought two out of anger.

And gave one to Nick.


Didn't get to taste it.. but he did! Hahahaha =)


Then we walked around the place and there was this moving machine at the arcade!
Something like 3D and the chairs are also moving! DAMN FUN!!!!

But no uniform allowed....


Sooooooooooooooooo, we went to Popular and she bought a horror book!
Russell Lee Singapore's true ghost stories!

I shall pester her for it after she read finish it.

Hehehehehehe.

Oh, and we'd love the Toys'R'Us part right?? =)



After that, we met up with Yan Mae, ChingHsia, Gina and Jiale at the Mrt station and some of us alighted at Dhoby Ghaut and hanged out at Plaza Singapura!

Riduan came and...... Hahahahaha.


There were these two girls dressed in kimonos and giving out bookmarks!

Chinghsia and I were standing there, wondering whether we should go ahead and take it while Nick was talking to his friend.

"Should we go and take?"
"Okay lor"
"I take this side you take this side"
"Huh.. we go together!"
"Okay!!"

And when we walked past them, they stopped and give other people instead!!!!!

WE ARE HELPING YOU TO FINISH YOUR JOB OKAY!

WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH AND NOT GIVE US THE BOOKMARKS?!


Okay la, the bookmarks are very cute that's why we want it so badly.


And so on and so forth, walked around, hanged out around, laughed and our legs started to hurt after all the walking.
Went home after that :)


Here I am, half-asleep, half hearing my mother's nagging, and another half blogging.
Argh.


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